MadHatter

Everybody collects something. My mother collected Disney videos. Some people collect stamps. Some people collect things only in their heads... like thoughts, or memories, or stories, or jokes. Me, I collect baseball cards... always have. My parents claim that baseball cards taught me how to read and do math. I don't disagree. I poured over every one I could find. Trying to figure out how to calculate the stats on the back.

Then the collection turned into an obsession. I wanted to ...