In another recent thread, I noticed some one-line tips that coaches (myself included) toss out there during the game. Just wondered what others here might add to these classic "helpful tips" that we bring up during the course of a game. Of course I'm being facetious about the helpfulness of some of these tidbits, but if you have some that you actually think work, please share.
These were mentioned in the recent thread:
"Hands to the Ball!"
"Stay in there!"
"Hey! Two eyes!"
"Point 'A' to point 'B'! Come on now!"
"Get baseball ready!"
Some of mine: (7/8 year-olds)
"You gotta call for the ball"
"See the ball. Hit the ball."
"Glove side" (Or "hand side", when re-positioning a fielder)
"Let's get some hits"
My favorite: "Team drinks on me!" (Post-game concession stand drink that is provided by the league)