Laced with synthetic testosterone.
But, just for fun, leTs say the ump calls BALL FOUR. Ryan Braun says, "Blue, that was on the black, ring me up." The Umpire does just that. But, on the way out of the batters box, Yadier Molina says, "Hold up Mr. Braun, that pitch was wide by a bit. Take your base sir". Braun turns around and heads toward first. Then, Jason Motte the Cards Pitcher says, "no, that was on the black guaranteed."
Should they call you to decide? Maybe get an arbitrator??