Since the US Court system and the decisions rendered by "our peers" is evidently infallible, let me just share a couple things to save our "system" some money in the future.....
Continually and intentionally inhaling smoke, can lead to cancer and death. Seriously, I'm not kidding....yet there are still lawsuits filed by individuals who just didn't seem to get the memos from the 1950's.
So if you don't smoke, don't start, if you do smoke, you've now been warned that it may kill you....so please put it in your will that when you die from it, your family cannot sue because you were a dumbazz who thought the "light" cigarettes were somehow healthier for you.
In another public service announcement: Hey y'all, coffee's still HOT, don't spill it in your crotch, it will probably hurt, and you could get burned.
Oh, and wear your seatbelts, if you ride a motorcycle wear a helmet, don't drink and drive, and if you point anything that even "looks" like a gun at a police officer (yes, even if it's your cellphone) you may get shot (and that may even kill you)....so don't do that. I don't need my tax dollars going to defending our city's tax dollars from your family, because you too were a dumbazz.
And then folks whine about "nanny state laws".....it's no wonder politicians feel the need to pass laws to protect people from their dumazz selves.
Last edited by mudvnine; 06-26-2012 at 01:44 PM.
In memory of "Catchingcoach" - Dave Weaver: February 28, 1955 - June 17, 2011