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  1. 09-13-2012, 02:17 PM #1
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    Wheaties -- breakfast of ???

    Why isn't Coco Crisp a spokesman for General Mills?

    What's the ugly truth behind Dan Uggla not doing commercials for Uggs?

    Is there any reason Mike Trout hasn't signed on with Mrs.Paul's?

    Can't find a job? How come Joba Chamberlain isn't pitching for Monster.com?


    Can you add to this last...or are you just too busy watching baseball?
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    Why isn't Buster Posey a spokesman for this company?

    http://www.posey.com/
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    Here's a few...

    Lew Ford - automobiles
    Ichiro & Kurt Suziki / Munenori Kawasaki - motorcycles
    Brett Gardner - Scott's
    David - Priceline.com
    Ben Francisco - Rice A Roni
    Sam Fuld - PokerStars
    Tyler - 1-800-Flowers along with Ted Lilly
    Dylan Axelrod - AAMCO
    Omar Infante - Gerbers
    Jeff Baker - Mrs. Smith's
    Phil Coke - well, come on
    Jose Ortega - it's taco night!
    Jarrod Dyson & JJ Hoover - to vaccuum up the crumbs
    Shin-Soo Choo - Kleenex
    Brian Dozier - Caterpillar
    Matt Capps - Lids
    Ryan Cook - Betty Crocker
    Albert Pujols - Charmin
    Justin Smoak - Philip Morris
    Casper Wells - Cartoon Network
    Charlie Furbush - NONO Hair Removal Systems
    Jayson Werth & Travis Buck - Forbes
    Ben Sheets - Bed Bath & Beyond
    Jimmy Rollins - EZ Wider
    Hunter Pence, John Buck and Mike Carp - Field & Stream
    Nick Green - Money Magazine
    Heath Bell - run to the border
    Josh & Kelly Johnson - Band-Aid
    Brandon Phillips - widescreens
    Matt Holliday - Carnival Cruises
    Matt Carpenter - Lowes
    Brandon Beachy & Jerry Sands - Travelocity
    James McDonald - Golden Arches
    Ryan Braun - Brawny Towels
    Starlin Castro - Montecristo cigars
    Marlon Byrd - Audobon Society
    Travis Wood - Trojan
    Brandon Lyon - MGM Studios
    Brett Pill - GlaxoSmithKline
    Todd Coffey - Starbucks
    Trevor Bauer - hockey equipment
    Matt Treanor - Rosetta Stone
    Headley & Utley - Chase Bank
    Mark Reynolds - aluminum foil
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    Mike TROUT or Tim SALMON: Mrs. Paul's
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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    R.A. Dickey has a fashion line:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue387 View Post
    R.A. Dickey has a fashion line:
    Nice call - I missed that one.
    "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Grimm View Post
    Phil Coke - well, come on
    How about Pepsi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue387 View Post
    How about Pepsi?
    Very true. "Isn't it ironic - don't ya think?"
    "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue387 View Post
    R.A. Dickey has a fashion line
    He could also be the spokesperson for Rheumatoid Arthritis...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue387 View Post
    How about Pepsi?
    No Pepsi! Coke! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger!
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Laser Beam View Post
    No Pepsi! Coke! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger!
    No fries...CHEEEPS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Grimm View Post
    Travis Wood - Trojan
    Dick Pole's unsuccessful venture in the 90s was too much for anyone to bear.

    Too soon, man, too soon.
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    Yikes!!! Case closed, Ben. A walk-off grand slam...especially with Travis Wood for Trojan!

    And Pujols for Charmin. Fuhgeddaboudit!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Grimm View Post
    Nice call - I missed that one.
    And Dickey could just as well take over that Trojan account from Pole or Wood, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
    Why isn't Buster Posey a spokesman for this company?

    http://www.posey.com/
    Maybe because Buster is busy as spokesman for Flowers.com...?
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    I'm thinking Babe Ruth would be good for candy somehow...got a name for it on the tip of my tongue...
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    Oh, yeah, Babe Ruth's Home Run Candy (his candy helped him)!
    Could also name a bar after President Cleveland's daughter...

    Nick Swisher - toilet brushes or men's fashions
    Robinson Cano - unpowered personal watercraft
    ARod - fishing poles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude Paskert View Post
    Nick Swisher - toilet brushes or men's fashions
    Nick Swisher: Swiffer
    Because nothing says "Nick Swisher" like a white fluffer

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