I want to thank all the self absorbed, morality challenged individuals for teaching me a valuable lesson in this thread
Taking your advice, I went out and pushed a 5 year old off his tricycle to show him that when you are bigger then someone else you can take what you want
Then I went to the Boys club and dunked on some 11 year olds and when they cried I told them to shut their cakeholes, everyone loses and fails
I then went to Shriner's hospital and told the kids with leukemia to 'suck it up' No one gets something for nothing and to get out get a paper route so they would stop sponging off my taxes
Then when I came back home, my son showed me a picture he made...it was horrible, so I crumpled it up, threw it out and fired him
Yes I fired my son, because like you said, he should learn how to deal with shotty work not being accepted in the real world
I think I molded some young minds today, and its all thanks to you guys
(sarcasm...another American trait that is deemed perfectly fine in todays society)
"Statistics are like a woman in a bikini, it shows alot but not everything"
TROY -- Mayor Harry Tutunjian's pitch to get Major League Baseball to pay on a nearly 125-year-old debt by getting the San Francisco Giants to play an exhibition game at Bruno Stadium has raised some interest on the West Coast.
Freaking politicians, I have a meeting to discuss this, and he takes credit for my idea
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