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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned

  3. #43
    But the game

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by anjo25
    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned
    But the game

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control

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    [/B][QUOTE=jays632]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters
    Hitting is timing, pitching is upsetting timing.
    -Warren Spahn

    It's a round ball and a round bat and you gotta hit it square.
    -Pete Rose


    Good pitching always beats good hitting...and vice versa.
    -Yogi Berra

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up
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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league

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    blooper into shallow...

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that
    Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodgerfan1
    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that
    got lost in

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a double to
    Hitting is timing, pitching is upsetting timing.
    -Warren Spahn

    It's a round ball and a round bat and you gotta hit it square.
    -Pete Rose


    Good pitching always beats good hitting...and vice versa.
    -Yogi Berra

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    [QUOTE=Yankee Legend]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up][QUOTE][B]four consecutive homeruns[B

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    I tried getting the new words in bold inside the quotye and got "message too short, please increase to ten characters three consecutive times even after spelling out homeruns, so I gave up.

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt.


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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the
    "All shortstops can dance...Derek Jeter is a fullback with power and speed. Jose Reyes is a tailback with speed and quickness"-"analysis" of the New York shortstops' defense by the genius that is Joe Morgan

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