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    (who is barriod?)
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    perhaps we should copy the story into the post so the next person has to only copy and paste, then add their words? like so...

    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid) in the arm
    Good?

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm He charged the

    PS-Barry Bonds is Barriod
    DON'T TRADE THE MELK MAN!!!!!!!!

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit
    Hitting is timing, pitching is upsetting timing.
    -Warren Spahn

    It's a round ball and a round bat and you gotta hit it square.
    -Pete Rose


    Good pitching always beats good hitting...and vice versa.
    -Yogi Berra

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend ) with
    Last edited by jsmets92; 01-06-2007 at 07:10 PM.
    "All shortstops can dance...Derek Jeter is a fullback with power and speed. Jose Reyes is a tailback with speed and quickness"-"analysis" of the New York shortstops' defense by the genius that is Joe Morgan

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend ) witha used srygine
    DON'T TRADE THE MELK MAN!!!!!!!!

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend ) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself
    Hitting is timing, pitching is upsetting timing.
    -Warren Spahn

    It's a round ball and a round bat and you gotta hit it square.
    -Pete Rose


    Good pitching always beats good hitting...and vice versa.
    -Yogi Berra

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    This could turn into a book!

    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend ) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game
    Hitting is timing, pitching is upsetting timing.
    -Warren Spahn

    It's a round ball and a round bat and you gotta hit it square.
    -Pete Rose


    Good pitching always beats good hitting...and vice versa.
    -Yogi Berra

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until
    "Herman Franks to Sal Yvars to Bobby Thomson. Ralph Branca to Bobby Thomson to Helen Rita... cue Russ Hodges."

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog
    "All shortstops can dance...Derek Jeter is a fullback with power and speed. Jose Reyes is a tailback with speed and quickness"-"analysis" of the New York shortstops' defense by the genius that is Joe Morgan

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr.

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned

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    But the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by anjo25
    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned
    But the game

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control

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    [/B][QUOTE=jays632]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters
    Hitting is timing, pitching is upsetting timing.
    -Warren Spahn

    It's a round ball and a round bat and you gotta hit it square.
    -Pete Rose


    Good pitching always beats good hitting...and vice versa.
    -Yogi Berra

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    One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up
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