Three Word Baseball Story...New

**shoreyart** · 05-03-2009, 08:14 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more

**Tenorman** · 05-04-2009, 08:15 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets

**gojays** · 05-04-2009, 12:12 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The

**shoreyart** · 05-07-2009, 07:12 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to

**RSAmetsfan** · 05-07-2009, 07:42 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a

**ipitch** · 05-07-2009, 09:37 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs."

**shoreyart** · 05-07-2009, 01:53 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I

**RSAmetsfan** · 05-07-2009, 10:21 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two

**shoreyart** · 05-08-2009, 07:32 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills

**Tenorman** · 05-08-2009, 07:44 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras

**shoreyart** · 05-08-2009, 10:10 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to."

**PVNICK** · 05-08-2009, 10:15 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them

**gojays** · 05-08-2009, 01:26 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his

**shoreyart** · 05-08-2009, 04:09 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value

**RSAmetsfan** · 05-09-2009, 08:31 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired.

**Tyrus4189Cobb** · 05-10-2009, 05:03 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day,

**gojays** · 05-10-2009, 06:22 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was

**shoreyart** · 05-10-2009, 07:02 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums

**RSAmetsfan** · 05-11-2009, 11:00 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums after eating quacamole

**shoreyart** · 05-11-2009, 08:41 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums after eating quacamole from Manny's fridge

**RSAmetsfan** · 05-12-2009, 07:32 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums after eating quacamole from Manny's fridge which tasted Spammy

**shoreyart** · 05-12-2009, 06:42 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums after eating quacamole from Manny's fridge which tasted Spammy. His phone rang

**RSAmetsfan** · 05-19-2009, 11:01 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums after eating quacamole from Manny's fridge which tasted Spammy. His phone rang and Boras answered

**shoreyart** · 05-20-2009, 10:05 AM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums after eating quacamole from Manny's fridge which tasted Spammy. His phone rang and Boras answered the doorbell too

**gojays** · 05-20-2009, 12:16 PM

When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets. Manny said "The Indians tried to offer me a box of PEDs, but instead I insisted on two hundred fertility pills because Scott Boras told me to." He needed them to inflate his fantasy league value after being fired. Later that day, Scott Boras was out buying Tums after eating quacamole from Manny's fridge which tasted Spammy. His phone rang and Boras answered the doorbell too because of his

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