When Manny left he realized that LA is not going to renew his magazine subscription to Celebrity Hairstyles. He bought himself a large, black pair of scissors, and a Flowbee. Manny inspired locals to not leave their hair unkempt and Johnny Damon took this opportunity to shave his armpits to avoid getting kicked off the Oprah Show. Suddenly, Manny woke up after taking an offseason trip to the spa, and sold his grill on ebay. He decided to call George Forman and ask him for a rematch of their epic thumb wrestling contest in 1998. George couldn't overcome the unstoppable Manny because Manny's thumb was full of steroids. Feeling overconfident, Manny called Scott Boras and fired him. He decided to hire a little interior decorator to organize his refrigerator because the mayo was blocking Coronas, and the guacamole wasn't supposed to taste like Spam. Just then, the Dodgers called and offered him more free Disneyland tickets
"I can see how he won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five." - Yogi Berra on Sandy Koufax's 1963 season.