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    Do you like Longoria?

    It's so good...

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    He looks so different in a baseball uniform !
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    Too flat for my tastes.
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    Isn't this joke over yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Cold Nose View Post
    Isn't this joke over yet?
    I know Evan got tired of it a LONG time ago. He has struck up a friendship with Eva, though.
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    i know shes hot and all, but has she done anything besides Desperate Housewives?

    its amazing how famous you can get for being arm candy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zagi-CRO View Post
    It's so good...

    Don't even get me started
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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg1dj View Post
    i know shes hot and all, but has she done anything besides Desperate Housewives?

    its amazing how famous you can get for being arm candy
    She's married to that black French NBA player who supposedly was supposed to skip a game of the NBA finals to marry her.

    I can't stand basketball, but I do watch a lot of SportsCenter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinWI View Post
    She's married to that black French NBA player who supposedly was supposed to skip a game of the NBA finals to marry her.

    I can't stand basketball, but I do watch a lot of SportsCenter.
    yeah, Tony Parker.


    but like I said, how famous can one person be by being arm candy?
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    I wouldn't call her arm candy. She's an actress, and some may say that she doesn't act all that well, but she does have a skill. She's known for something other than being Tony Parker's wife. Arm candy is someone who has no identity outside of who they're dating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hudsonharden View Post
    I wouldn't call her arm candy. She's an actress, and some may say that she doesn't act all that well, but she does have a skill. She's known for something other than being Tony Parker's wife. Arm candy is someone who has no identity outside of who they're dating.
    Wouldn't Tony Parker be the arm candy since Eva is far more famous than he is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
    Wouldn't Tony Parker be the arm candy since Eva is far more famous than he is?
    Not for long if she keeps making movies like Over Her Dead Body. The shelf life of looks-first actresses is shorter historically than it is for all-star athletes.

    However, please go on about how the two Longorias are friends. Baseball Fever, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Cold Nose View Post
    Not for long if she keeps making movies like Over Her Dead Body. The shelf life of looks-first actresses is shorter historically than it is for all-star athletes.

    However, please go on about how the two Longorias are friends. Baseball Fever, you know.
    I didn't realize that Eva is more than 10 years older than Evan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
    I didn't realize that Eva is more than 10 years older than Evan.

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    Yeah, obviously he was born before she was a super-star. What an unfortunate series of events.

    If she gets sick of Tony Parker's french accent, she could hook up with Evan. Then, wait for it....

    she wouldn't even need to change her last name! Zing! Original, I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinWI View Post
    Yeah, obviously he was born before she was a super-star. What an unfortunate series of events.

    If she gets sick of Tony Parker's french accent,
    Must...resist...posting...youtube...video...French ...taunting....scene...from...The...Holy...Grail.. .


    she could hook up with Evan. Then, wait for it....

    she wouldn't even need to change her last name! Zing! Original, I know.
    Is Evan into "cougars"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg1dj View Post
    but like I said, how famous can one person be by being arm candy?
    Don't know about arm candy but she is 'eye candy'.
    Not sure if she can golf like Evan though.....he is playing in the Bob Hope Tournament at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
    Must...resist...posting...youtube...video...French ...taunting....scene...from...The...Holy...Grail.. .
    Don't you dare
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinWI View Post
    She's married to that black French NBA player who supposedly was supposed to skip a game of the NBA finals to marry her.

    I can't stand basketball, but I do watch a lot of SportsCenter.
    Parker ... a very good looking player

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zagi-CRO View Post
    Parker ... a very good looking player
    Whatever you think Zagi. He doesn't do much for me. But neirther does Evan, apart from his ability as a baseballer. Now as for Eva.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
    Is Evan into "cougars"?
    Dunno if he is. But if they start lookin like that, I will be.



    And it doesn't matter if he is tired of it. We aren't, and that's all that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zagi-CRO View Post
    Parker ... a very good looking player

    Until he gives up the big orange ball and the Air Jordans for a Louisville Slugger, I couldn't care less.

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    Get your final shots in, folks. Since this thread itself really has zero to do with baseball, it's shelf life is very short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
    Is Evan into "cougars"?
    Not sure of his drinking habits. Maybe he prefers Wild Turkeys!
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