Yankee Stadium: Ever kiss it?

[Maxlugar]

Has anyone, other than me, ever just flat out lost it and french kissed Yankee Stadium?

And, could you see yourself "in the moment" and kissing the new stadium?

I bet after 12 beers they begin to seem very much alike.

But it's not true.

REAL Yankee Stadium is lovely.

Thoughts?

[mets16]

I kissed Shea on my final walk out of it. I guess I could see myself doing it to Yankee Stadium if I were a Yankee stadium. But not 'french kiss' it. That's kinda nasty. You probably got lead paint poisioning or something . But the only reason I 'kissed' Shea was the fact I would never be as close to touch it again. I however also kissed center ice at MSG too, so I have been around the block of New York sporting venues.

[RationalNYYfan]

Has anyone, other than me, ever just flat out lost it and french kissed Yankee Stadium?

And, could you see yourself "in the moment" and kissing the new stadium?

I bet after 12 beers they begin to seem very much alike.

But it's not true.

REAL Yankee Stadium is lovely.

Thoughts?

If you said just kiss, I understand but FRENCH? Man...

The only kissing I'll be doing is kissing it goodbye unfortunately, I probably won't be in the Bronx again until it's gone

[norva]

...And then afterwards made love to it

[old perfessor]

Has anyone, other than me, ever just flat out lost it and french kissed Yankee Stadium?

And, could you see yourself "in the moment" and kissing the new stadium?

I bet after 12 beers they begin to seem very much alike.

But it's not true.

REAL Yankee Stadium is lovely.

Thoughts?

You need to get a life pal.

[Maxlugar]

If you said just kiss, I understand but FRENCH? Man...

The only kissing I'll be doing is kissing it goodbye unfortunately, I probably won't be in the Bronx again until it's gone

I could swear it frenched me back. Then I realized it was just some gum.

[Jim Vaz]

Wow...


Talk about needed to start the game now.

[Sean O]

I never thought we could hit a new low on this forum, but you managed to do it Max. The single worst thread in this forum's history.

[Maxlugar]

I never thought we could hit a new low on this forum, but you managed to do it Max. The single worst thread in this forum's history.

I don't ask for approval. Only understanding.

[locke40]

I never thought we could hit a new low on this forum, but you managed to do it Max. The single worst thread in this forum's history.

I'm not sure, but I think the "EDIT TAGS" debacle from a few months ago was pretty low. This might take the cake though.

As a sidenote, I'm not going to say who started the "EDIT TAGS" war between the Yankee and "Met" fans. (hides)

[NYBase]

I brought a drill, poked a hole in it and ****** it. True story.

[Maxlugar]

I brought a drill, poked a hole in it and ****** it. True story.

I always wanted to do that. If I could only get up into a catwalk...

[Saltzy23]

I brought a drill, poked a hole in it and ****** it. True story.

I actually prefer sticking a tomato in the microwave for 30 seconds and I...wait a second, what the hell are we even talking about here?

2 quasi-serious comments though.

A. I have kissed 2 stadiums. 1. Shea on 9/28/08, and Fenway Park in May this year after Santos hit the HR off the Sox.

B. This really maybe the worst thread in the history of this site.

[The Korean]

I reserve my lips for something female.

[tdinan]

Hugged it goodbye last winter. But that's as far as we got.

[RationalNYYfan]

Hugged it goodbye last winter. But that's as far as we got.

Aw what a great picture. That's the only post of value that has come from this thread.

Hey MaxLuger, any chance of getting to 2nd base with the Old Girl?

[RationalNYYfan]

Or did you just get blue baseballs?

[OllieNYY]

Hugged it goodbye last winter. But that's as far as we got.

"Kids it's a four hour drive back home, if you don't go now I am not pulling the car over later"

[Gary Dunaier]

I brought a drill, poked a hole in it and ****** it. True story.

I have entered the Yankee's stadiums, as well as Shea Stadium (new 1963 [sic] home of the New York Mets) and Citi Field (new 2009 home of the New York Mets) numerous times. However in my case it was via the conventional method and not in the, er, manner implied by NYBase.

[Jim Vaz]

Hugged it goodbye last winter. But that's as far as we got.

GREAT PICTURE!

[The Old Ballpark]

Hugged it goodbye last winter. But that's as far as we got.

I hate the Yankees and I hate this thread. But, that is a wonderful picture. Thanks for sharing it and congrats on being a great dad and baseball fan.

[jnakamura]

I have licked Yankee Stadium. Next year I will dry hump Dodger Stadium.

[kobathecat]

Since the new Yankee Stadium is under the legal age I fully support your arrest and prosecution for carnal acts with a minor.

[kobathecat]

Since the new Yankee Stadium is under the legal age I fully support your arrest and prosecution for carnal acts with a minor.

But you realize for 12 beers at the Stadium X $13 a pop you could have called an escort service and gotten the real thing?

[The House That Ruth Built]

I will go to new Yankees Stadium in either 2009 or 2010 and I will kiss the Yankees Stadium (also known as smooching, making out with...etc.) I also hope to kiss Dodger Stadium.