Some other names that come to mind:
I may have the Uptons confused, I have no idea really which one was on which team before they went to the Braves, but I think that is right. This was hard, I kept feeling like I was forgetting names from the "pumped up" 1990s. The two Florida teams were the hardest, due to their large amount of terrible seasons. I basically picked names of guys I knew hit some home runs, but I have no clue if they hit a bunch with these teams!!!
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"Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you." Reggie Jackson