Milton Bradley arrested after Interstate killing spree

[BiZmaRK]

http://www.theheckler.com/news/templ...px?a=3059&z=18

[ipitch]

I'm surprised I hadn't heard of this, since it happened last month.

[White Knight]

Originally Posted by ipitch

I'm surprised I hadn't heard of this, since it happened last month.

Please tell me you're kidding, I don't see any smiley face.

[ipitch]

Originally Posted by White Knight

Please tell me you're kidding, I don't see any smiley face.

Kidding about what?

[White Knight]

Originally Posted by ipitch

Kidding about what?

Hehe, you got me for a second there.

[Michael Green]

I understand the police chief sent him home right afterward.

[Captain Cold Nose]

A dinosaur probably goaded him into it.

[honus14]

Hope this doesn't affect his lucrative endorsement deal:

Zambrano, Bradley pictured on boxes of Froot Loops

[Captain Cold Nose]

Originally Posted by honus14

Hope this doesn't affect his lucrative endorsement deal:

Zambrano, Bradley pictured on boxes of Froot Loops

And to think we've wasted so much time on the Onion.

[White Knight]

All jokes aside, his parents must have had an awesome sense of humor naming him Milton, or were board game fans.

[tearforamariner]

Originally Posted by White Knight

All jokes aside, his parents must have had an awesome sense of humor naming him Milton, or were board game fans.

He's named after his father, Milton Bradley, Sr.

[White Knight]

Originally Posted by tearforamariner

He's named after his father, Milton Bradley, Sr.

Ahh, then his father's parents must have had a good sense of humor or liked board games (the company was founded in 1860).

[abolishthedh]

Its nonsense like this thread which keeps me from spending more time on the internet and on various sports sites. Bradley might be an idiot, but there's also something about not bearing false witness against thy neighbor. I'm glad I visit BBF from time to time, and that I'm not tempted to make things up.

[Captain Cold Nose]

Originally Posted by abolishthedh

Its nonsense like this thread which keeps me from spending more time on the internet and on various sports sites. Bradley might be an idiot, but there's also something about not bearing false witness against thy neighbor. I'm glad I visit BBF from time to time, and that I'm not tempted to make things up.

Well, this is Between innings.

[Iso7x]

Originally Posted by White Knight

All jokes aside, his parents must have had an awesome sense of humor naming him Milton, or were board game fans.

Not much worse than Coco Crisp. He seems to have adjusted just fine.

I.

[BiZmaRK]

Originally Posted by tearforamariner

He's named after his father, Milton Bradley, Sr.

Well natural he was named after his father. Do you know of anyone who was named at the same time as or before their father?

[White Knight]

Originally Posted by BiZmaRK

Well natural he was named after his father. Do you know of anyone who was named at the same time as or before their father?

I don't think anybody got that joke. I had to read it like 10 times to finally laugh.

[Captain Cold Nose]

Originally Posted by White Knight

I don't think anybody got that joke. I had to read it like 10 times to finally laugh.

I got it. It's one of those where it's kind of stupid but it's funny. It's something a little kid would honestly ask.

[honus14]

Originally Posted by Captain Cold Nose

I got it. It's one of those where it's kind of stupid but it's funny. It's something a little kid would honestly ask.

Benny Hill used to do a version of that joke . . . "She was named after Queen Victoria. And not so damn LONG after, either!"

Uh, not that I ever watched Benny Hill or anything . . . .

[Captain Cold Nose]

Originally Posted by honus14

Benny Hill used to do a version of that joke . . . "She was named after Queen Victoria. And not so damn LONG after, either!"

Uh, not that I ever watched Benny Hill or anything . . . .

I seriously miss Benny Hill.