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  • White Sox Grinder Rules

    Here are the World Champion White Sox Grinder rules to live by.Follow these rules and you will live a happier life :gt

    1. Win. Or die trying.
    4. Knowing what's coming and hitting what's coming- not the same thing.
    5. Every pitch is full count. Every inning, the ninth. Every game, game seven.
    6. The best seat in the house is often determined by the best players in the house.
    7. Grinder ball requires speed, defense, and discipline. And immigration.
    10. Only one statistic matters: W
    11. When jumping on the White Sox bandwagon, do not, I repeat DO NOT, keep your hands and arms inside the wagon at any time.
    21. Thieves will be punished. Swiftly, harshly and repeatedly.
    22. When attending a Chicago White Sox game, don't blink.
    23. When all is said and done, make sure you "done" more than you said.
    25. A good outfielder doesn't see the wall. He tastes it.
    26. Your hitting should serve as a warning. To low flying aircraft.
    27. Be a highlight reel.
    28. Always give fans something they can take away from the game. Like the other team's pride.
    30. Good enough, isn't.
    33. The best way to get out of a hole is to dig deeper.
    37. Never walk. Even when you walk.
    38 You're either counted on or counted out.
    39. Be a man. Play like a boy.
    43. Step up to the plate even if you're not stepping up to the plate.
    44. There is more to baseball than peanuts and cracker jacks.
    45. The best defense is a good win.
    46. Respect the past, people that are shoeless, and anyone named Joe.
    47. Flying does not make you superman. Getting up and making the throw to first for the force out, now that makes you Superman.
    54. If you can't take the heat get out of the batter's box.
    55. It's called stepping up to the plate for a reason.
    58. Don't throw back a home run ball.
    61. There is no "I" in team. But there is one in quit.
    65. Do not sit in the leftfield bleachers, home to Scott Podsednik.
    66. There is nothing loveable about losing.
    73. When bringing the family to a White Sox game know your limits.
    74. Believe in magic. Not magic numbers.
    78. Ixnay on talkin' about the ayoffsplay
    88. Make history, history.
    96. Expect the unexpected at U.S. Cellular field, home of the White Sox.
    98. Batters should fear your fastball. Not because it can get them out. Because it can knock them out.
    162. Crying in baseball is acceptable only if champagne burns your eyes.
    174. Hoist the city up on your shoulders. They'll return the favor.

  • #2
    My Favorites:
    1. Win. or Die Trying
    66. There is nothing loveable about losing.
    88. Make history, history.
    162. Crying in baseball is acceptable only if champagne burns your eyes.

    By the way, has anyone heard of a campaign slogan for the Sox in 2006? I wouldn't think it would be the same thing as 05 would it?
    Once a Sox, always a Sox
    Here's to The Big Hurt, the best White Sox there ever was

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    • #3
      #88 is the new one that they have hanging on the side of thew ballpark,overlooking the Dan Ryan Expressway.

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      • #4
        46. Respect the past, people that are shoeless, and anyone named Joe.
        I like that one.
        "I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it."
        Carl Yastrzemski

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        • #5
          I like #28

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Chisox73
            I like #28
            How about the cross-town team's pride?
            "I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it."
            Carl Yastrzemski

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            • #7
              We already did that.Without them ever stepping on the field

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              • #8
                98. is great: Batters should fear your fastball. Not because it can get them out. Because it can knock them out.
                Think they're talking about Big Bobby?

                Also, I realized Pods is the only player actually mentioned in any of the rules
                Once a Sox, always a Sox
                Here's to The Big Hurt, the best White Sox there ever was

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by GoSox!
                  98. is great: Batters should fear your fastball. Not because it can get them out. Because it can knock them out.
                  Think they're talking about Big Bobby?

                  Also, I realized Pods is the only player actually mentioned in any of the rules
                  Yes on Bobby.

                  Also,the Scott Posednik one was funny when it was on the radio because they meant that the left field bleachers weren't the best seats to take your date,because she'll fall in love with Scott.

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                  • #10
                    What does #73 mean?

                    Are the hot dogs expensive, or something?
                    "I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it."
                    Carl Yastrzemski

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                    • #11
                      About $4.Except on Thursdays when they're $1 each.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Chisox73
                        Also,the Scott Posednik one was funny when it was on the radio because they meant that the left field bleachers weren't the best seats to take your date,because she'll fall in love with Scott.
                        Really? I was wondering what the meaning behind that one was.

                        As for the falling in love with Pods, sounds like the ladies are gonna have to look for a different man. Pods is getting married to Lisa Dergan sometime in February I think (correct me if I'm wrong.)
                        Last edited by Chisox; 01-27-2006, 05:54 AM.
                        Once a Sox, always a Sox
                        Here's to The Big Hurt, the best White Sox there ever was

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                        • #13
                          I knew they were engaged.She was with him on the parade bus.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Chisox73
                            I knew they were engaged.She was with him on the parade bus.
                            Yep...Pods is one lucky guy
                            Once a Sox, always a Sox
                            Here's to The Big Hurt, the best White Sox there ever was

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                            • #15
                              Yeah.. some people have all the luck.Winning the World Series,and marrying a Playboy Playmate.

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