Here is what Showcase Daddy knows about baseball:
1. You shouldn't make the first or third out at first base.
2. LSU's team colors are purple and gold.
Showcase Daddy's boy is one hell of a prospect though. He's 6'2" and can throw 88 mph (okay it was 81 in the dirt but that brand of gun registers low and Showcase Charlie was saving his arm for an upcoming tournament next month but the Showcase Guys were "just drooling over him"). Showcase Daddy has even sent (all Showcase Daddy's do this) his Showcase Charlie to his very own Showcase Doctor. And although Showcase Doctor is a fine surgeon and knows the difference between the humerus and the uterus, Showcase Doctor starts talking to the boy about pitching even though he has never seen Showcase Charlie pitch and never will, has never pitched much, if at all, himself, and learned all he knows about pitching in a forty minute session at a medical conference in Reno.
Doesn't matter though because Showcase Daddy, Showcase Charlie, Showcase Guy, and Showcase Doc are one big happy family. And Showcase Charlie is one fine specimen. He Advil's up to throw those ten pitches with all his might in front of the Showcase Guys. Hey, if you threw 90 pitches the night before, no big deal. Throwing ten pitches with all your might won't lead to arm trouble, right Showcase Doc? Hey, just as long as everyone is getting paid, no problem.
Showcase Daddy is just one happy man. He has other Showcase Daddy friends too. It's like a Saturday Night Live skit:
" Well the assistant coach at Pufufny State said Charlie will step right in but my Showcase Guy said Charlie can do better than Pufufny."
" Well John Cohen at SMU said Bobby was just a helluva hitter, great mechanics, and wished his own players would do what Bobby does." (Side note: Bobby was six at the time).
Showcase Daddy will send messengers in a high school game to tell Charlie in the on deck circle how Showcase Guy told him he should hit. Showcase Daddy will even get right up against the backstop and tell Showcase Charlie's catcher to call timeout and go out to the mound to tell Charlie what Showcase Guy says about pitching.
Unbelievable. It's like dealing with pageant moms or tennis dads.
1. You shouldn't make the first or third out at first base.
2. LSU's team colors are purple and gold.
Showcase Daddy's boy is one hell of a prospect though. He's 6'2" and can throw 88 mph (okay it was 81 in the dirt but that brand of gun registers low and Showcase Charlie was saving his arm for an upcoming tournament next month but the Showcase Guys were "just drooling over him"). Showcase Daddy has even sent (all Showcase Daddy's do this) his Showcase Charlie to his very own Showcase Doctor. And although Showcase Doctor is a fine surgeon and knows the difference between the humerus and the uterus, Showcase Doctor starts talking to the boy about pitching even though he has never seen Showcase Charlie pitch and never will, has never pitched much, if at all, himself, and learned all he knows about pitching in a forty minute session at a medical conference in Reno.
Doesn't matter though because Showcase Daddy, Showcase Charlie, Showcase Guy, and Showcase Doc are one big happy family. And Showcase Charlie is one fine specimen. He Advil's up to throw those ten pitches with all his might in front of the Showcase Guys. Hey, if you threw 90 pitches the night before, no big deal. Throwing ten pitches with all your might won't lead to arm trouble, right Showcase Doc? Hey, just as long as everyone is getting paid, no problem.
Showcase Daddy is just one happy man. He has other Showcase Daddy friends too. It's like a Saturday Night Live skit:
" Well the assistant coach at Pufufny State said Charlie will step right in but my Showcase Guy said Charlie can do better than Pufufny."
" Well John Cohen at SMU said Bobby was just a helluva hitter, great mechanics, and wished his own players would do what Bobby does." (Side note: Bobby was six at the time).
Showcase Daddy will send messengers in a high school game to tell Charlie in the on deck circle how Showcase Guy told him he should hit. Showcase Daddy will even get right up against the backstop and tell Showcase Charlie's catcher to call timeout and go out to the mound to tell Charlie what Showcase Guy says about pitching.
Unbelievable. It's like dealing with pageant moms or tennis dads.
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