I’m getting tired of hearing this foolish old worn-out CLICHE.
”We only bought cards for the gum.”
Just admit it. It SOUNDS quaint, charming, and
Norman-Rockwell-esque. It ALMOST gives anonymous
baseball “fans” some “street cred” - some authority as they speak about their very distant past...ya know, the Obama years.
I’m not ancient, but I started buying 10-cent packs of cards as a seven-year-old in 1971. The packages were clearly marked as “cards” with a CHEAP, STALE, CRUNCHY, POWDERY stick of gum STUCK to the back of one of the cards, tossed in as an afterthought. And yes, I realize that Topps (and others) started as a gum manufacturer, and their original intention was to promote their gum.
If we wanted GUM, we could easily reach for a pack of gum.
Like the cards, gum was clearly labeled.
Buying baseball cards has never been a means of obtaining
a SINGLE piece of bad-tasting gum.
Whaddaya you guys think?
Charlie
from 70th Street,
Bayridge, Brooklyn
”We only bought cards for the gum.”
Just admit it. It SOUNDS quaint, charming, and
Norman-Rockwell-esque. It ALMOST gives anonymous
baseball “fans” some “street cred” - some authority as they speak about their very distant past...ya know, the Obama years.
I’m not ancient, but I started buying 10-cent packs of cards as a seven-year-old in 1971. The packages were clearly marked as “cards” with a CHEAP, STALE, CRUNCHY, POWDERY stick of gum STUCK to the back of one of the cards, tossed in as an afterthought. And yes, I realize that Topps (and others) started as a gum manufacturer, and their original intention was to promote their gum.
If we wanted GUM, we could easily reach for a pack of gum.
Like the cards, gum was clearly labeled.
Buying baseball cards has never been a means of obtaining
a SINGLE piece of bad-tasting gum.
Whaddaya you guys think?
Charlie
from 70th Street,
Bayridge, Brooklyn
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