The Bitter Rivals Thread

[YankeeMan]

WEll since the Cards are not going to be in the post-season, we'll need a stand -in. Now let's see, what's around that's Red, that we can beat the crap out of and vent our frustrations. Hmmmm....

[drillerman]

*CHOKES *

[YankeeMan]

Drillerman's sig
9 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!
1926 vs New York • 1931 vs Philadelphia • 1934 vs Detroit • 1942 vs New York • 1944 vs St.Louis • 1946 vs Boston • 1964 vs New York • 1967 vs Boston • 1982 vs Milwaukee

Originally posted by tearforamariner
Geeze Drillerman, and I thought YankeeMan's sigline was bad!

Yeah, jeez Drillerman -- I didn't put the the names of the people we beat -- Didn't want to call anyone out.
And 1946 and 1967 ain't gonna win you no friends either.

[drillerman]

Originally posted by YankeeMan
Yeah, jeez Drillerman -- I didn't put the the names of the people we beat -- Didn't want to call anyone out.
And 1946 and 1967 ain't gonna win you no friends either.

maybe not but 1944 might.

[tearforamariner]

Originally posted by drillerman
maybe not but 1944 might.

Why would beating the Browns win you friends?

[Mattingly]

Originally posted by tearforamariner
Did you guys hear the one about the Billy the Yankee fan? It was career day at his elementary school, and his teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up? The little Yankee Fan responded, "I want make a lot of money and buy a lot of things and be really, really happy!" His teacher said, "Well Billy, you know that money can't buy happiness, right?" And Billy said proudly, "Yes it can, George says so!"

Well, like they always say, the difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

[tearforamariner]

Originally posted by Mattingly
Well, like they always say, the difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

How would you define "they"? Yankee Fans?

[drillerman]

Yeah Whats "They" mean.

[YankeeMan]

THEY

"They" is a secret orginazation that rules the world. But me and Mattingly are sworn to secrecy. So don't ask us anything more about it.

[tearforamariner]

Re: THEY

Originally posted by YankeeMan
"They" is a secret orginazation that rules the world. But me and Mattingly are sworn to secrecy. So don't ask us anything more about it.

See drillerman? I told you that Steinbrenner is running a cult!

[Mattingly]

Originally posted by tearforamariner
How would you define "they"? Yankee Fans?

Define? How about examples? They who have and they who don't have. How'd you like them apples?

[Mattingly]

Re: Re: THEY

Originally posted by tearforamariner
See drillerman? I told you that Steinbrenner is running a cult!

Please use invisible ink the next time you post any of our secrets. Sheesh, it's bad enough we let the enemy into Yankee Stadium, but you've gotta give away the house rules now?

Oh well, let's hope that Ken doesn't find out. Then you'll really be in trouble!

[tearforamariner]

Re: Re: Re: THEY

Originally posted by Mattingly
Please use invisible ink the next time you post any of our secrets. Sheesh, it's bad enough we let the enemy into Yankee Stadium, but you've gotta give away the house rules now?

Oh well, let's hope that Ken doesn't find out. Then you'll really be in trouble!

Hey Mattingly, do you guys live by the "real constitution" at the compound (aka Yankee Stadium)?

[drillerman]

The compund. let me guess Babe Ruth isn't dead is he.

[Mattingly]

Re: Re: Re: Re: THEY

Originally posted by tearforamariner
Hey Mattingly, do you guys live by the "real constitution" at the compound (aka Yankee Stadium)?

Yup. BTW, that would be considered a House of Worship. Get it right, my friend.

Now before we go any further, we'll need to have a human sacrifice. As expected, the Boston fans will hand over their chowda, as we their strip out their hearts.