The Bitter Rivals Thread

[YankeeMan]

Beanballs?

Originally posted by KenFougere
So, we're more accurate... What's your point?

ROFLMAO!

Pedro -v- Rocket -- we shouldn't expect any "purpose pitches" in game 3 -- not from these guys, right?

[KenFougere]

Re: Beanballs?

Originally posted by YankeeMan
ROFLMAO!

Pedro -v- Rocket -- we shouldn't expect any "purpose pitches" in game 3 -- not from these guys, right?

If there is 1 stray pitch, they all better put their helmet straps on and start digging a fox-hole...

[KenFougere]

Manhattan/Bronx sales dwindle supply . . .

Last Chance, due to . . . -

. . . Heavy New York Sales!

[KenFougere]

Hey Mister. Any spare change?

Who wants to see a playoff game at . . .

[Mattingly]

Hey, Ken? How much are the WS game 7 tickets in 2018? Priceless!

[Mattingly]

Hey, Pedro, we've got your medicine right here, buddy! Shaft!

Who's the big leaguer
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
ENRIQUE!
Ya dam right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
To get on base?
ENRIQUE!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When that Pedro's all about?
ENRIQUE!
Right On!

They say this cat Enrique is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Enrique.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
ENRIQUE WILSON!

[KenFougere]

Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by Mattingly
Hey, Ken? How much are the WS game 7 tickets in 2018? Priceless!

By 2018 we're going to be a little tired of that.

I mean the 15th championship in a row will grow to be a bit tedious . . .

[Mattingly]

Re: Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by KenFougere
By 2018 we're going to be a little tired of that.

I mean the 15th championship in a row will grow to be a bit tedious . . .

Pedro will be 48, have retired 15 years earlier, and Boston still will not have won a ring since ... NINETEEN EIGHTEEN! Oh wait, there'll be another "Yankees S*ck" Super Bowl parade in Bawston! Awwwwwwww. :o

[KenFougere]

Re: Re: Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by Mattingly
Pedro will be 48, have retired 15 years earlier, and Boston still will not have won a ring since ... NINETEEN EIGHTEEN! Oh wait, there'll be another "Yankees S*ck" Super Bowl parade in Bawston! Awwwwwwww. :o

Aww, that's nice, I see you're still in your 'Happy Place' . . . Good for you!

[YankeeMan]

Re: Re: Re: Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by KenFougere
Aww, that's nice, I see you're still in your 'Happy Place' . . . Good for you!

Yeah, we've done pretty good at Fenway over the last few years.

[Mattingly]

Re: Re: Re: Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by KenFougere
Aww, that's nice, I see you're still in your 'Happy Place' . . . Good for you!

What happy place? Jersey? LaLa Land?

Don't worry, Ken, by the end of the week, I'll pull up with that secret shipload stash of hankies for you guys. It'll be called Bawl-ston real soon. Yeah, there'll be tears all on your pillows!

[Mattingly]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by YankeeMan
Yeah, we've done pretty good at Fenway over the last few years.

4 games to 1, then the crowd tosses garbage all over their own infield, as the winners celebrate. Even Joe Torre had to apologize for them. Ugh!

[JohnnysGhost]

THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT

I Read today a column today by Jason Stark,that this years baseball playoffs are second to none in terms of close games,far better percentage than play.And today we get the pivotal games in Boston and im Florida.

[YankeeMan]

Re: Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by KenFougere
By 2018 we're going to be a little tired of that.

I mean the 15th championship in a row will grow to be a bit tedious . . .

You know, if you won 15 in a row... You'd still trail the Yankees by 6!

[Mattingly]

Re: Re: Old Hat by Then!

Originally posted by YankeeMan
You know, if you won 15 in a row... You'd still trail the Yankees by 6!

You'll have to forgive Ken. The "This is our Year" crowd will need a whole new gimmick next year. It's like beating someone at pool, yet they keep coming back every single day, saying they can beat you. Granted, they've gotten much better this time (unlike the Sept 01 massive collapse), they're still gonna get theirs.

Hey, Pedro's not looking so invincible right now.