The Bitter Rivals Thread

[Mattingly]

Originally posted by MudvilleMike
0-26, that's just one more out for Derek Jeter

Woohoo!

Thaaaaaa Yankees lose! Meanwhile, Yankees fans nervously listen to the White Sox - TB match to see if they'll fall into 4th place. Cheer up, Yankees fans! Cheer up! You'll eventually get past Tampa Bay!

That's it, MudvilleMike, I'll meet you outside at High Noon on Monday. Bring your family, friends and empty out Beantown. This means war!

[ElHalo]

Uh... Mattingly, you do know his name is Bubba Crosby, right?

Two things I learned at the game today:

Javier Vazquez is one HECK of a pitcher.

The Yankees are the single worst offensive team in all of baseball history.

[Chisox73]

Originally posted by MudvilleMike
0-26, that's just one more out for Derek Jeter

Woohoo!

Thaaaaaa Yankees lose! Meanwhile, Yankees fans nervously listen to the White Sox - TB match to see if they'll fall into 4th place. Cheer up, Yankees fans! Cheer up! You'll eventually get past Tampa Bay!


Boston 12 6 .667 -
Baltimore 10 7 .588 1.5
Tampa Bay 7 9 .438 4
NY Yankees 8 11 .421 4.5
Toronto 6 12 .333 6

Tampa's leading the White Sox 3-2 in the 8th inning.

C'mon White Sox.Start hitting the ball!

[Chisox73]

Originally posted by Chisox73
Tampa's leading the White Sox 3-2 in the 8th inning.

C'mon White Sox.Start hitting the ball!

Check that.Make it 5-2 Rays.

[mojorisin71]

Originally posted by ElHalo
The Yankees are the single worst offensive team in all of baseball history.

You do mean the Dodgers, right?

[Chisox73]

Good news Yanks. Tampa lost to the White Sox 6-5. Chicago scored 3 in the bottom of the 9th to win it.

[Mattingly]

Originally posted by Chisox73
Good news Yanks. Tampa lost to the White Sox 6-5. Chicago scored 3 in the bottom of the 9th to win it.

6-5, ChiSox. Now both our hides are safe.

Now can Boston start losing real soon?

[ElHalo]

Originally posted by Mattingly
6-5, ChiSox. Now both our hides are safe.

Now can Boston start losing real soon?

It's not like Boston is on some insane hot streak. I was at the game today; they didn't really play all that great. Manny got hold of a ball (which I actually missed, because I happened to be staring at some girl's... scorecard), and took it deep, but for the most part, the Red Sox played well, but not awesomely. It's just that the Yankees CAN'T hit.

[Mattingly]

Originally posted by ElHalo
It's not like Boston is on some insane hot streak. I was at the game today; they didn't really play all that great. Manny got hold of a ball (which I actually missed, because I happened to be staring at some girl's... scorecard), and took it deep, but for the most part, the Red Sox played well, but not awesomely. It's just that the Yankees CAN'T hit.

Get wit da program, dude! It's an annual ritual: every spring, they leap high, only to be shot down in October. Every spring, I suffer, much to the amusement of Boston fans. Same time, same place, different year.

In another month, life in Yankeeland will once again be pleasant, much to the detriment of Bostonians, one and all!

Hiya, Ken!

[KenFougere]

Don't even mention it . . .

No thanks necessary for sweeping up Yankee Stadium & putting the trash out . . .

• 
  Broom, Broom, Broom ! ! !

[KenFougere]

Originally posted by Mattingly
6-5, ChiSox. Now both our hides are safe.

There you go!
Just keep thinking to yourself, "Silver lining", "Silver lining". -

[Mattingly]

Re: Don't even mention it . . .

Originally posted by KenFougere
No thanks necessary for sweeping up Yankee Stadium & putting the trash out . . .

• 
  Broom, Broom, Broom ! ! !

The trash has already left. And good riddance to all the chowdaheads who've gone.

No more "Yankees S***" chants, I see.

Now we'll have to fumigate the joint!

[KenFougere]

Re: Re: Don't even mention it . . .

Originally posted by Mattingly
The trash has already left. And good riddance to all the chowdaheads who've gone.

No more "Yankees S***" chants, I see.

Now we'll have to fumigate the joint!

Fumigate away, buddy! We took everything we came there for! -

[Mattingly]

Re: Re: Re: Don't even mention it . . .

Originally posted by KenFougere

Fumigate away, buddy! We took everything we came there for! -

Your heart and soul still belongs to me, my friend!

Babe, Bucky, Boone, ... then Bush! (not the guy in the Rose Garden, either)

BTW, if it's a walkoffer in the Green Monster, the home crowd won't be cheering!

[KenFougere]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't even mention it . . .

Originally posted by Mattingly
Your heart and soul still belongs to me, my friend!

Babe, Bucky, Boone, ... then Bush! (not the guy in the Rose Garden, either)

BTW, if it's a walkoffer in the Green Monster, the home crowd won't be cheering!

OK, quick review of a lesson from last year.

Repeat after me:

• C u r r e n t - E v e n t s ! -