The Bitter Rivals Thread

[trosmok]

NL Central Rules

***LONG YAWN***
Hey, Braves and Cubs, you stink.

At least we don't play at Enron, er frozen concentrated orange juice park very often. We'll see you there 4/29 thru 5/1, and watch out for the latest one man gang: Carlos "Hit for the Cycle next" Zambrano. :gt

[nolanryan5714]

At least we don't play at Enron, er frozen concentrated orange juice park very often. We'll see you there 4/29 thru 5/1, and watch out for the latest one man gang: Carlos "Hit for the Cycle next" Zambrano. :gt

MUCH better!

(I had a feeling someone would bring up the Enron crap... )

We shall see, tro!

[CuriousBoston]

Wait, I'm confused..

I hereby blame Ken, bigtime39, vt and JW for adding Brian Roberts to this Orioles lineup. First he kills us in October, and now he kills us in April. What a way to kill a Yankee fan's heart--straight through the heart with a dagger. No good! :o

Yankee fans have hearts? If Matt can't be killed by a dagger, does that mean he's not a vampire? Yankee fans are not (gasp) HUMAN, are they?

[Mattingly]

Yankee fans have hearts? If Matt can't be killed by a dagger, does that mean he's not a vampire? Yankee fans are not (gasp) HUMAN, are they?

Actually, after last October, I figured you guys/gals sold your soul to some guy about 10,000 miles below the Earth's surface (you know who).

Well, I'm on good terms with one Beantowner near me and he said that it's ice cold down there. In fact, it's frozen over.

Therefore, you'll need either a dagger or a silver bullet for me.

We may not be human, but my spreadsheet analysis says that 26 is a higher number than 6. Oh, and my logic states that mistakes happene every 86 years. Another 4-5 generations of winless Beantowners shall be soon arriving.

[Mattingly]

At least we don't play at Enron, er frozen concentrated orange juice park very often. We'll see you there 4/29 thru 5/1, and watch out for the latest one man gang: Carlos "Hit for the Cycle next" Zambrano. :gt

MUCH better!

(I had a feeling someone would bring up the Enron crap... )

We shall see, tro!

I smell a "sigs & av bet" in the making.

--The Instigator

[nolanryan5714]

I smell a "sigs & av bet" in the making.

--The Instigator

Let's hope so, you meddling AL fool!
Maybe YOU can get in on the action every now and then. Your curiousity may get the best of you.

[CuriousBoston]

Matchup for Matt

Mussina, 0-1, DH=Giambi=.250
Chacin, 3-0, DH=Hillenbrand=.400

Matt, be a Blue Jay,
Matt, be a Devil Ray,
Poor Matt's a good fellah
He's ( :o )deep in the cellah

Office wall webcam needed: Cashman, poor fellow.

C'mon Matt, tweet for us! Didn't the bet include singing?

[CuriousBoston]

None needed

EAST W L PCT GB
Boston 10 6 .625 -
Baltimore 9 7 .563 1
Toronto 9 8 .529 1.5
NY Yanks 7 9 .438 cellah
Tampa 6 10 .375 the end

[Mattingly]

Mussina, 0-1, DH=Giambi=.250
Chacin, 3-0, DH=Hillenbrand=.400

Matt, be a Blue Jay,
Matt, be a Devil Ray,
Poor Matt's a good fellah
He's ( :o )deep in the cellah

Office wall webcam needed: Cashman, poor fellow.

C'mon Matt, tweet for us! Didn't the bet include singing?

Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu YANKEES win!

Oh, and Mo got the 1-run save, too.

Moose only went 5.1, had a troubling 3-run inning, but kept us in the game. Our bullpen didn't get torched like a gasoline suit at a sparkplug factory, so I'm pleased.

Oh, we're not in the cellah. This good fellah is going to be saying "Beep beep" when he runs right over you.

Objects in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear. :gt

Oh, and I'll neither tweet nor sing for my supper. I prefer to just eat well. A bit of "heart of Bahstunned fan" usually works well, especially when "pahked ovah tha Monstah".

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Yankee fans have hearts? If Matt can't be killed by a dagger, does that mean he's not a vampire? Yankee fans are not (gasp) HUMAN, are they?

You are absolutely right CB!

We are supernatural. That's why we have won 26 championships

[Captain Cold Nose]

There was so much talk about mystique and destiny and the supernatural in regards to the Yankees during the 2001 World Series.

Oh, wait . . .

[mojorisin71]

What are you talking about? There's no way Byung-Hyun Kim blows the save in back-to-back games. I suspect it was some paranormal event.

[Captain Cold Nose]

Not para. For Kim, partly normal.

[stevethesoxfan]

We are supernatural. That's why we have won 26 championships

Just like a vampire. Always talking about what happened in centuries gone by...

Haven't sunk your teeth into anything juicy lately though, have ya?

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Just like a vampire. Always talking about what happened in centuries gone by...

Haven't sunk your teeth into anything juicy lately though, have ya?

How do you know? Are you one yourself?