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    Originally posted by nolanryan5714
    ***LONG YAWN***
    Hey, Braves and Cubs, you stink.
    At least we don't play at Enron, er frozen concentrated orange juice park very often. We'll see you there 4/29 thru 5/1, and watch out for the latest one man gang: Carlos "Hit for the Cycle next" Zambrano. :gt
    Baseball is a ballet without music. Drama without words ~Ernie Harwell

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    • Originally posted by trosmok
      At least we don't play at Enron, er frozen concentrated orange juice park very often. We'll see you there 4/29 thru 5/1, and watch out for the latest one man gang: Carlos "Hit for the Cycle next" Zambrano. :gt


      MUCH better!

      (I had a feeling someone would bring up the Enron crap... )

      We shall see, tro!
      -David
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      • Wait, I'm confused..

        Originally posted by Mattingly
        I hereby blame Ken, bigtime39, vt and JW for adding Brian Roberts to this Orioles lineup. First he kills us in October, and now he kills us in April. What a way to kill a Yankee fan's heart--straight through the heart with a dagger. No good! :o
        Yankee fans have hearts? If Matt can't be killed by a dagger, does that mean he's not a vampire? Yankee fans are not (gasp) HUMAN, are they?
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        • Originally posted by CuriousBoston
          Yankee fans have hearts? If Matt can't be killed by a dagger, does that mean he's not a vampire? Yankee fans are not (gasp) HUMAN, are they?
          Actually, after last October, I figured you guys/gals sold your soul to some guy about 10,000 miles below the Earth's surface (you know who).

          Well, I'm on good terms with one Beantowner near me and he said that it's ice cold down there. In fact, it's frozen over.

          Therefore, you'll need either a dagger or a silver bullet for me.

          We may not be human, but my spreadsheet analysis says that 26 is a higher number than 6. Oh, and my logic states that mistakes happene every 86 years. Another 4-5 generations of winless Beantowners shall be soon arriving.
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          • Originally posted by trosmok
            At least we don't play at Enron, er frozen concentrated orange juice park very often. We'll see you there 4/29 thru 5/1, and watch out for the latest one man gang: Carlos "Hit for the Cycle next" Zambrano. :gt
            Originally posted by nolanryan5714


            MUCH better!

            (I had a feeling someone would bring up the Enron crap... )

            We shall see, tro!
            I smell a "sigs & av bet" in the making.

            --The Instigator
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            Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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            • Originally posted by Mattingly
              I smell a "sigs & av bet" in the making.

              --The Instigator
              Let's hope so, you meddling AL fool!
              Maybe YOU can get in on the action every now and then. Your curiousity may get the best of you.
              -David
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              • Matchup for Matt

                Mussina, 0-1, DH=Giambi=.250
                Chacin, 3-0, DH=Hillenbrand=.400

                Matt, be a Blue Jay,
                Matt, be a Devil Ray,
                Poor Matt's a good fellah
                He's ( :o )deep in the cellah

                Office wall webcam needed: Cashman, poor fellow.

                C'mon Matt, tweet for us! Didn't the bet include singing?
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                • None needed

                  EAST W L PCT GB
                  Boston 10 6 .625 -
                  Baltimore 9 7 .563 1
                  Toronto 9 8 .529 1.5
                  NY Yanks 7 9 .438 cellah
                  Tampa 6 10 .375 the end
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                  • Originally posted by CuriousBoston
                    Mussina, 0-1, DH=Giambi=.250
                    Chacin, 3-0, DH=Hillenbrand=.400

                    Matt, be a Blue Jay,
                    Matt, be a Devil Ray,
                    Poor Matt's a good fellah
                    He's ( :o )deep in the cellah

                    Office wall webcam needed: Cashman, poor fellow.

                    C'mon Matt, tweet for us! Didn't the bet include singing?
                    Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu YANKEES win!

                    Oh, and Mo got the 1-run save, too.

                    Moose only went 5.1, had a troubling 3-run inning, but kept us in the game. Our bullpen didn't get torched like a gasoline suit at a sparkplug factory, so I'm pleased.

                    Oh, we're not in the cellah. This good fellah is going to be saying "Beep beep" when he runs right over you.

                    Objects in the rear view mirror may be closer than they appear. :gt

                    Oh, and I'll neither tweet nor sing for my supper. I prefer to just eat well. A bit of "heart of Bahstunned fan" usually works well, especially when "pahked ovah tha Monstah".
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                    THE BROOKLYN DODGERS - 1890 thru 1957
                    Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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                    • Originally posted by CuriousBoston
                      Yankee fans have hearts? If Matt can't be killed by a dagger, does that mean he's not a vampire? Yankee fans are not (gasp) HUMAN, are they?
                      You are absolutely right CB!

                      We are supernatural. That's why we have won 26 championships

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                      • There was so much talk about mystique and destiny and the supernatural in regards to the Yankees during the 2001 World Series.

                        Oh, wait . . .
                        Dave Bill Tom George Mark Bob Ernie Soupy Dick Alex Sparky
                        Joe Gary MCA Emanuel Sonny Dave Earl Stan
                        Jonathan Neil Roger Anthony Ray Thomas Art Don
                        Gates Philip John Warrior Rik Casey Tony Horace
                        Robin Bill Ernie JEDI

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                        • What are you talking about? There's no way Byung-Hyun Kim blows the save in back-to-back games. I suspect it was some paranormal event.
                          SOUVENEZ-VOUS LES EXPOS!!!
                          "The future's uncertain and the end is always near" - Jim Morrison

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                          • Not para. For Kim, partly normal.
                            Dave Bill Tom George Mark Bob Ernie Soupy Dick Alex Sparky
                            Joe Gary MCA Emanuel Sonny Dave Earl Stan
                            Jonathan Neil Roger Anthony Ray Thomas Art Don
                            Gates Philip John Warrior Rik Casey Tony Horace
                            Robin Bill Ernie JEDI

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                            • Originally posted by yankees rule
                              We are supernatural. That's why we have won 26 championships
                              Just like a vampire. Always talking about what happened in centuries gone by...

                              Haven't sunk your teeth into anything juicy lately though, have ya?

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                              • Originally posted by stevethesoxfan
                                Just like a vampire. Always talking about what happened in centuries gone by...

                                Haven't sunk your teeth into anything juicy lately though, have ya?
                                How do you know? Are you one yourself?

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