The Bitter Rivals Thread

[ESPNFan]

HAHAHA Mattingly

Manny being Manny...so good.

Well I guess I'll have to respond with the Yankees being the Yankees..

Yankees ensure 2003 Pennant by signing every player in Baseball


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27656

NEW YORK—With a week to go before pitchers and catchers report for spring training, the New York Yankees shored up their pitching, hitting, and defense Monday by signing every player in professional baseball.

"We'd like to welcome the entire roster of Major League Baseball into the Yankees family," said team owner George Steinbrenner, watching as the franchise's 928 newest additions held up their pinstripes at a Yankee Stadium press conference. "With these acquisitions, we are in position to finally nab that elusive 27th World Series title."

Sports reporters were not surprised by the move.

"This is not entirely unexpected," New York Times baseball writer Murray Chass said. "When the Yankees followed up their signing of Japanese slugger Hideki 'Godzilla' Matsui by annexing Cuba for use as a Triple-A farm club, it was clear that Steinbrenner was willing to do whatever it takes to win."......

That one never gets old, especially because in that picture they were went 2for 5 ; )
A classic...

[Mattingly]

I predict the Jays will win the ALCS with a sweep over the Yankees!!!!

I predict a return of September 2001 all over again. In fact, once every 5 years!

THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RED SOX LOSE!

[efin98]

I predict a return of September 2001 all over again. In fact, once every 5 years!

THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RED SOX LOSE!

So you are saying that Arizona will win the World Series again?

[Williamsburg2599]

HAHAHA. I love the Onion.

[SoxSon]

So you are saying that Arizona will win the World Series again?

We all know that one's definitely not happening!

[efin98]

We all know that one's definitely not happening!

You never know

[SoxSon]

You never know

Normally, I'd agree...but in this case...

[Williamsburg2599]

Normally, I'd agree...but in this case...

The year Arizona won the seris, their AA team, the Alberqure Isotopes (Formally known as the Springfield Isotopes, before Mr.Burns sold them ) beat them in a exibition game! Thats Just sad.

[runningshoes]

Even Yankee fans can be whitty.

Yeah, and Haley's Comet swings by once in awhile too.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Yeah, and Haley's Comet swings by once in awhile too.

Once every 76 years. That's almost the same time span between Red Sox World Series victories.

[efin98]

Once every 76 years. That's almost the same time span between Red Sox World Series victories.

It's actually approximately once ever 17 years- 6 victories in 101 World Series since 1903. That's not counting the year we should have won but the New York team refused to play us and the year that the World Series was cancelled.

[runningshoes]

Once every 76 years. That's almost the same time span between Red Sox World Series victories.

See what I mean?

[Mariano_Rivera]

Yankees Rule
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just schooled you all soooooooooo badly

[runningshoes]

Yankees Rule
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just schooled you all soooooooooo badly

And you all have a difficult time being coherent as well.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Yankees Rule
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just schooled you all soooooooooo badly

Me don't understand. Lack of English knowledge.