The Bitter Rivals Thread

[Mariano_Rivera]

Does Boston ever lose:grouchy

1 game back now. hopefully we can make it 0.5 once more

[Chelle]

I'm really glad to see some Baltimore and Toronto fans in here, too. You know what it's like being holed up with nothing but Yankee fans?! h

Yeah, I live with one. It usually goes something like this:

"Aw honey...did the O's lose again? Oh, did I tell you how many rings we have? Remind me again how many WS you've seen in your lifetime?"

[SoxSon]

Yeah, I live with one. It usually goes something like this:

"Aw honey...did the O's lose again? Oh, did I tell you how many rings we have? Remind me again how many WS you've seen in your lifetime?"

I can't even begin to imagine your pain. I'm truly sorry, Chelle.

[Chelle]

LOL, thank you.

I knew what he was when I fell in love with him. I have no one to blame but myself.

However...there are very few men who are willing to spend April - October watching baseball everynight. So I guess...he's ok (evil empire or not).

[Mattingly]

Yeah, I live with one. It usually goes something like this:

"Aw honey...did the O's lose again? Oh, did I tell you how many rings we have? Remind me again how many WS you've seen in your lifetime?"

I've known rare stories of Yankee and Red Sox fans who have dated, but most just go to separate rooms around 7:05pm if a home game. They can discuss baseball in general, but like a classic jazz musician who's related to one that has involved himself with newer versions of jazz (think of the Marsalis brothers), there is a serious differences in the approaches.

Oh well, make sure he never mentions the names Maier and Mussina. Of course, you can always hope for him that Ponson tanks it.

I'm really glad to see some Baltimore and Toronto fans in here, too. You know what it's like being holed up with nothing but Yankee fans?! h

*Puts on Sally Field voice*

I thought you liked us? I thought you really, really liked us!

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

I can't even begin to imagine your pain. I'm truly sorry, Chelle.

Like I said SoxSon... heartless person!

[Captain Cold Nose]

I've known rare stories of Yankee and Red Sox fans who have dated, but most just go to separate rooms around 7:05pm if a home game. They can discuss baseball in general, but like a classic jazz musician who's related to one that has involved himself with newer versions of jazz (think of the Marsalis brothers), there is a serious differences in the approaches.

Oh well, make sure he never mentions the names Maier and Mussina. Of course, you can always hope for him that Ponson tanks it.

*Puts on Sally Field voice*

I thought you liked us? I thought you really, really liked us!

I think you need a few more days away from the site, Matt.

[Mariano_Rivera]

Oh my gosh, IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE. Boston actually had two- No I can't say it, it's to sick and wrong. BOSTON ACTUALLY HAD TWO CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS. What happened? I just don`t get it. How is this possible?

[SoxSon]

I think you need a few more days away from the site, Matt.

Oh, I don't know, CCN. I often picture Mattingly as Sally Field.

[SoxSon]

Oh my gosh, IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE. Boston actually had two- No I can't say it, it's to sick and wrong. BOSTON ACTUALLY HAD TWO CONSECUTIVE SHUTOUTS. What happened? I just don`t get it. How is this possible?

It's possible because all is right in the universe.

[SoxSon]

Like I said SoxSon... heartless person!

When it comes to those Yanks, I'm pretty much merciless!

[Chelle]

Oh well, make sure he never mentions the names Maier and Mussina. Of course, you can always hope for him that Ponson tanks it.

I don't mind if he mentions Moose. In fact...sometimes (in the dark, late at night...when no one is looking) I'll secretly cheer for Moose still (but only if he's not in pinstripes...if he's in the home uni...can't do it).

If he brings up THE FORBIDDEN NAME....he sleeps on the couch.

When I heard about the Ponson signing...I actualy went over to his work to laugh in his face. Is that wrong?

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

When it comes to those Yanks, I'm pretty much merciless!

What about Orioles fans then? You seem pretty merciless to Chelle as well.

[Mattingly]

When it comes to those Yanks, I'm pretty much merciless!

Well, if Ken doesn't come back anytime soon, I'll know who to hang that *BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEFUL* Yankee av & sig upon.

Hiya, SoxSon!

I don't mind if he mentions Moose. In fact...sometimes (in the dark, late at night...when no one is looking) I'll secretly cheer for Moose still (but only if he's not in pinstripes...if he's in the home uni...can't do it).

If he brings up THE FORBIDDEN NAME....he sleeps on the couch.

When I heard about the Ponson signing...I actualy went over to his work to laugh in his face. Is that wrong?

Hmmmmmmmm, do you root for Moose if he pitches at Camden Yards?

Sooooooooooooo who do ya love?!

[Mattingly]

Oh, I don't know, CCN. I often picture Mattingly as Sally Field.

This here is Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Offisah of the *LAW*. I hereby declare your statements of the unethical variety. You are hereby being sent away to Beantown where all the loonies in the bin hang out at.

The Memo

Beantowners shall speak only when spoken to, and only having received permission to do so.

The sole purpose of Red Sawx fans is for the mere amusement of Yankee fans.

-Me