The Bitter Rivals Thread

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Dear Dillusional Beantowners, Children of all ages, Williamsburg & Little Ken:

Games "won" against BC don't count. Remember, they're all Red Sawx fans, so their playing style (as well as opinions) don't count much around here.

What's the good word for Sunday? Let's Go Twinkies! (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap!)

Now then, #3 "little people" out there, please bow to you once again your all-power and always no-good leader, them Damned Yankees from the Evil Empire.



^^ Please admire the always-fashionable, tailor-made navy pinstriped suit, above. ^^

And Matsuzaka was hit by the only "not Red Sox fan" for a double. Maybe this guy has a bright future with the Red Sox. They can use a good hitter.

[Mariano_Rivera]

We'll remember that. Has anyone started betting sigs yet?

Your not good enough of a person to deserve to wear a Yankees sig or avatar

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Your not good enough of a person to deserve to wear a Yankees sig or avatar

Rub it in R_H, rub it in.

[Mattingly]

We'll remember that. Has anyone started betting sigs yet?

Why don't you just make it easy and put on a Yankee av & sig anyway? I'll bet you'll look much better in this than that ugly suit you're wearing now.

We'll remember that. Has anyone started betting sigs yet?

Oh yes she is!!!

[Westlake]

Rub it in R_H, rub it in.

You looked good in red last year, Chris.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

You looked good in red last year, Chris.

I have a selective memory. I don't remember.

BTW. The Yanks are still perfect in ST. How about the Sox? They already won one game. OK two. We will count the win vs the kindergarten team as well.

[CuriousBoston]

O-kay.....

Your not good enough of a person to deserve to wear a Yankees sig or avatar

Your > You are > You're A Contraction. I suppose expecting a YFan to know basic math and English is a bit much. (I'm assuming you were born within the boundaries of New Yawk State.) Public Profile shows age=2. Is that how high you can count? Your emotional age? Your shoe size?

That suit does belong on a Yankee. It's an early warning system for females with class, and extremely good taste. (Like me.)

March 12th, City of Palms. All you Yfans clean your corner of shame, have your beer cans set up with straws...diluting beer by crying in it...

Did you know that when you go to heaven, you will be put upside down in a barrel of all the beer you have ever spilled or spoiled? If you drown...It's part of Heaven's spam filter.

I've been away too long. May the Red Sox win, may neither team have any injuries. May the Yankees stay on the field, not in the stands. (I was there.) May I see more HR from Tek. (I saw the first.) May I see a Y bench coach charge DiceK. ( I was there, too.) May I see a new kid lights out closer. (Yep, was there when JP pitched Fenway for the first time.) I don't get to many games, but things happen.

:gt She's back!!

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Your > You are > You're A Contraction. I suppose expecting a YFan to know basic math and English is a bit much. (I'm assuming you were born within the boundaries of New Yawk State.) Public Profile shows age=2. Is that how high you can count? Your emotional age? Your shoe size?

That suit does belong on a Yankee. It's an early warning system for females with class, and extremely good taste. (Like me.)

March 12th, City of Palms. All you Yfans clean your corner of shame, have your beer cans set up with straws...diluting beer by crying in it...

Did you know that when you go to heaven, you will be put upside down in a barrel of all the beer you have ever spilled or spoiled? If you drown...It's part of Heaven's spam filter.

I've been away too long. May the Red Sox win, may neither team have any injuries. May the Yankees stay on the field, not in the stands. (I was there.) May I see more HR from Tek. (I saw the first.) May I see a Y bench coach charge DiceK. ( I was there, too.) May I see a new kid lights out closer. (Yep, was there when JP pitched Fenway for the first time.) I don't get to many games, but things happen.

:gt She's back!!

Where on earth have you been CB? I have missed you and your witty posts.

[VTSoxFan]

Welcome back, CB. :gt This thread will get much more interesting as the Season comes around, I'm sure!

[Solair Wright]

Yes, it will. There will be interesting matchups this year, from Dice-K vs. Mike Mussina to A-Rod vs. Dice-K. Those are among other matchups during the battles of the Bitter Rivals. Can the Moose win against Dice-K? Will Manny live up to expectations and hit his 500th home run this year? Will Big Papi lead the AL in Home Runs again? We'll all find out this year, and answer questionable questions.

[Mattingly]

Your > You are > You're A Contraction. I suppose expecting a YFan to know basic math and English is a bit much. (I'm assuming you were born within the boundaries of New Yawk State.) Public Profile shows age=2. Is that how high you can count? Your emotional age? Your shoe size?

That suit does belong on a Yankee. It's an early warning system for females with class, and extremely good taste. (Like me.)

March 12th, City of Palms. All you Yfans clean your corner of shame, have your beer cans set up with straws...diluting beer by crying in it...

Did you know that when you go to heaven, you will be put upside down in a barrel of all the beer you have ever spilled or spoiled? If you drown...It's part of Heaven's spam filter.

I've been away too long. May the Red Sox win, may neither team have any injuries. May the Yankees stay on the field, not in the stands. (I was there.) May I see more HR from Tek. (I saw the first.) May I see a Y bench coach charge DiceK. ( I was there, too.) May I see a new kid lights out closer. (Yep, was there when JP pitched Fenway for the first time.) I don't get to many games, but things happen.

:gt She's back!!

The Yankee fan logic filter is running on overdrive right now. Now then, what exactly would this mean in English to mere mortals who love and adore their pinstriped boys in da-da-da-da ... da Bronx, baybeeeeeee?

*locks CB into this rusty trunk before she gets any wise ideas*

[Mattingly]

The Invicible Yankees have just won, 6-5 on a walkoff longball. 5-zip this spring.

Oh, how's 3rd place, Beantown?

[SoxSon]

Oh, how's 3rd place, Beantown?

You do realize that it's a new season, right? That the Yankees, contrary to NY fans' perceptions, aren't automatically granted first place during ST?

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

You do realize that it's a new season, right? That the Yankees, contrary to NY fans' perceptions, aren't automatically granted first place during ST?

Just like the Sawks aren't granted a championship every year... But that IS like the Red Sox fans perceptions of course.

BTW I can not remember the last ST when the Yanks were on top.

[CuriousBoston]

I'll do my best to liven it up.

Welcome back, CB. :gt This thread will get much more interesting as the Season comes around, I'm sure!

Now, where did I put that grenade launcher?