The Bitter Rivals Thread

[Williamsburg2599]

2004 HAHAHAHA you guys last won in 2004.

I can't argue with that logic.

My time line:


--I--------------I--------------I----
2000----------2004----------Today


See how the 2004 is closer to today than 2000?

[I'm_A_Shark]

And which team is your favorite?

The Red Sox. DUH!

[KenFougere]

I can't argue with that logic.

My time line:


--I--------------I--------------I----
2000----------2004----------Today


See how the 2004 is closer to today than 2000?

Now if you could only make Matt understand that . . .

[KenFougere]

How was Kei Igawa, btw?
5 IP, 8 H, 7 ER, 3 BB, 2K

As opposed to: Dice-K
7 IP, 6 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 10K

Don't worry, Yankees' starters have been so successful the past few years...He'll turn it around!

Yankees starters have allowed 27 runs -- 24 earned -- and 36 hits in 21 2-3 innings for a 9.97 ERA.

Start praying (or begging) for Clemens to choose New York . . . :bowdown:

[I'm_A_Shark]

Yankee fans... They don't get that stuff. And considering I am a Yankee fan, I don't understand it.

[KenFougere]

Yankee fans... They don't get that stuff. And considering I am a Yankee fan, I don't understand it.

They say that admitting you have a problem is the first step to finding the solution . . .

[CuriousBoston]

Ritz Crackers

"Use of Ritz Crackers for baseball watching"

With Vermont sharp cheddar
As part of stuffed mushrooms
As part of scalloped oysters or monkfish
Alternative cracker for real clam, fish, or seafood chowda

Velvetta...substance Ypitchers are putting on the ball. Substance that two overpaid Yinfielders should coat their gloves with.

$3.00 jugs of wine..what the NY students drink while the vermin are studying(:nosleep: ) in Boston.
Subjects:
How to find your way home drunk by walking on the trolley tracks, giving poor trolley drivers nightmares for the rest of their lives.
How to roller blade, skate, or bike in dark clothes, after dark, with no lights, not following traffic rules, giving nightmares to pedestrians and drivers alike.
How to be hauled into court the first weekend of every semester, put on probation, a court record started, parents and school notified.
ps-this also applies to NJ

[CuriousBoston]

Curious

Yankee fans... They don't get that stuff. And considering I am a Yankee fan, I don't understand it.

Hello, welcome to our little thread. I am very curious about why you have named yourself shark, but use a penguin as your avatar....do you eat penguins? I am curious about the dietary habits of Yfans. (I consider Yfans to be a different species than homo sapiens ).

What is the name of the Galaxy you say you live in? The Galaxy you give as your location is unknown. Therefore, I am very curious about how you are communicating with us.

[Mattingly]

"Use of Ritz Crackers for baseball watching"

With Vermont sharp cheddar
As part of stuffed mushrooms
As part of scalloped oysters or monkfish
Alternative cracker for real clam, fish, or seafood chowda

Velvetta...substance Ypitchers are putting on the ball. Substance that two overpaid Yinfielders should coat their gloves with.

$3.00 jugs of wine..what the NY students drink while the vermin are studying(:nosleep: ) in Boston.
Subjects:
How to find your way home drunk by walking on the trolley tracks, giving poor trolley drivers nightmares for the rest of their lives.
How to roller blade, skate, or bike in dark clothes, after dark, with no lights, not following traffic rules, giving nightmares to pedestrians and drivers alike.
How to be hauled into court the first weekend of every semester, put on probation, a court record started, parents and school notified.
ps-this also applies to NJ

In the future, my young collegiate Beantowner friend (or whatever purpose we have for you New Englanders), thou shalt bow down to us Yankee fans, just as your 3rd place "team" does every single year. Now you can add Toronto to the list of superiors to be greatly respected.

Me thinks we can do better than Ritz crackers. Heck, even Nabisco saltines taste better than those yellow things. Oh yeah, it's spelled "Velveeta".



If NY students give the Beantown trolley drivers, pedestrians and car drivers fits, do you check from where they originated before you know this? Even if they're from NY (or NJ), they're likely following the local tradition.

Now then, let's hope that both the jug and the keg are empty, enjoy a sober week (and weekend).

[Mattingly]

Hello, welcome to our little thread. I am very curious about why you have named yourself shark, but use a penguin as your avatar....do you eat penguins? I am curious about the dietary habits of Yfans. (I consider Yfans to be a different species than homo sapiens ).

What is the name of the Galaxy you say you live in? The Galaxy you give as your location is unknown. Therefore, I am very curious about how you are communicating with us.

The last time I saw that penguin, it was for the computer operating system called Linux (please click link).

I think it would at least have been humorous to have posted "Melky Way Galaxy" per the Yankee bench outfielder. Still, a few questions to be answered.

Oh, and don't fergit the newest rules. Bfans should bow down (or curtsey) to Yankee fans and say "Sir" or "Madam" when asking for permission to speak to them. Please practice this before advancing away from B-team fandom.

[CuriousBoston]

Speak?

Permission to speak? I'm willing to shake hands with every Yankee and Yfan, so they get whatever microscopic critter has invaded me:nosleep: . I'm going to miss Home Opener at Game On.:disbelief:

Oh, they are NY and NJ vermin, all right, their cars are parked for weeks at a time taking up the parking spaces that belong to TAX PAYING, CAR INSURANCE PAYING RESIDENTS OF BOSTON.


I don't know how to spell that cheese, because it's never been in any kitchen I've been in. If you would like to correct spellling, I can PM you my bottom three posters in spelling. Or we could have a poll.

[Mattingly]

College edumacated Beantown flunkies shall only speak to Yankee fans when spoken to.

Now then, please raise hand and ask for permission. We'll get back to you.

[I'm_A_Shark]

They say that admitting you have a problem is the first step to finding the solution . . .

It is? Then I need to admit a lot more problems! Well 1st off, the Red Sox are so bad.

[Mattingly]

Y'all Beantowners better keep quiet or some big bad Yankee superstar may beat you up or something.

Oh, speaking of, anyone heard from Ken or Williamsburg? I think I saw their pic on a milk carton somewhere.

[Williamsburg2599]

Y'all Beantowners better keep quiet or some big bad Yankee superstar may beat you up or something.

Oh, speaking of, anyone heard from Ken or Williamsburg? I think I saw their pic on a milk carton somewhere.

I'd just yell "It's the playoffs" and he'd probably miss me and hit himself.