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  • Billy Crystal!

    Apparently Jeter believes Crystal belongs at training camp. I thought the Y's were having a serious training camp this year? Jeter thinks not. Even S2 & S3 think not. I wonder if anyone consulted Torre's replacement?

    On the other hand, watching Crystal be a DH, say, a position the Y's might need him at. You gonna put him in a diaper before he faces Beckett's fastball?

    To test his running speed, he needs to face Pap. One look from Pap, lil Billy gonna be back wherever he came from.

    Torre must be one happy guy, to get away from the very serious spring training...

    Yfans, just switch avatars now, save pixels.
    Last edited by CuriousBoston; 03-14-2008, 08:27 PM. Reason: spelling, must set good example
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    • no brainer

      cmon this is easy it is by far the Yankees and Boston. Giants and dodgers is a big one too but not as big as Yankees and boston
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      • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
        Apparently Jeter believes Crystal belongs at training camp. I thought the Y's were having a serious training camp this year? Jeter thinks not. Even S2 & S3 think not. I wonder if anyone consulted Torre's replacement?

        On the other hand, watching Crystal be a DH, say, a position the Y's might need him at. You gonna put him in a diaper before he faces Beckett's fastball?

        To test his running speed, he needs to face Pap. One look from Pap, lil Billy goona be back wherever he came from.

        Torre must be one happy guy, to get away from the very serious spring training...

        Yfans, just switch avatars now, save pixels.
        Just remind them that in City Slickers Crystal wore a METS cap...

        Last edited by SDL; 03-14-2008, 08:19 PM.
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        • Originally posted by yankeeboy21 View Post
          cmon this is easy it is by far the Yankees and Boston. Giants and dodgers is a big one too but not as big as Yankees and boston
          This thread is a gallzillion pages long. You need to read a few random pages to see what goes on here..Although I think the Devil Rays and Y's are gonna put each other in the hospital this year-a headfirst hit into a catchers' wrist? One broken wrist.

          I need to see that spikes up play from another angle or three..but Duncan is being kept to play the Ys again. Some Devil Ray is going to cure that idiot of spikes to the groin. I've never seen a spiking slide like that, never.

          Giradi teaching new tricks? Try that against Pedroia, you all gonna have Sox fans with brass knuckles out of the stands.

          If I was Coach, I get Duncan plunked on the wrist right quick. Or maybe take out an ankle. Before that idiot hurts someone that wants to play baseball. :crossfingers:

          Billy Crystal, Duncan, what's the next Act? It is required that a baseball team win the WS, not a circus. But if Duncan from the ole Hines cake box jumps out and wants to play, lets hurt the other team, and Giradi likes that, pretty soon Matt will be pitching, and Ybiscuit will be catching.
          Last edited by CuriousBoston; 03-16-2008, 10:49 AM.
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          • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
            This thread is a gallzillion pages long. You need to read a few random pages to see what goes on here..Although I think the Devil Rays and Y's are gonna put each other in the hospital this year-a headfirst hit into a catchers' wrist? One broken wrist.

            I need to see that spikes up play from another angle or three..but Duncan is being kept to play the Ys again. Some Devil Ray is going to cure that idiot of spikes to the groin. I've never seen a spiking slide like that, never.

            Giraldi teaching new tricks? Try that against Pedroia, you all gonna have Sox fans with brass knuckles out of the stands.

            If I was Coach, I get Duncan plunked on the wrist right quick. Or maybe take out an ankle. Before that idiot hurts someone that wants to play baseball. :crossfingers:

            Billy Crystal, Duncan, what's the next Act? It is required that a baseball team win the WS, not a circus. But if Duncan from the ole Hines cake box jumps out and wants to play, lets hurt the other team, and Giraldi likes that, pretty soon Matt will be pitching, and Ybiscuit will be catching.
            What I laugh at is Joey Pitbull crying about Johnson's slide and you can bet that Joey Pitbull probably bought Duncan a dinner at Bern's. Girardi is nothing more than a bully...look at what he did to Scott Olson of the Marlins. nautally when the tables are turned on him, HE'S the little crybaby...
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            • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
              Apparently Jeter believes Crystal belongs at training camp. I thought the Y's were having a serious training camp this year? Jeter thinks not. Even S2 & S3 think not. I wonder if anyone consulted Torre's replacement?

              On the other hand, watching Crystal be a DH, say, a position the Y's might need him at. You gonna put him in a diaper before he faces Beckett's fastball?

              To test his running speed, he needs to face Pap. One look from Pap, lil Billy gonna be back wherever he came from.

              Torre must be one happy guy, to get away from the very serious spring training...

              Yfans, just switch avatars now, save pixels.
              Note to self: ship CB on a desert isle somewhere. She can tell us whether she's Marianne or Ginger from yore. Do we chase her out of town or not?

              I suggest we seriously upgrade that Beantown cap of hers to an Evil Empire cap before we run her out of town.

              BTW, MIT flunkies don't count for much around here!
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              • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
                Apparently Jeter believes Crystal belongs at training camp. I thought the Y's were having a serious training camp this year? Jeter thinks not. Even S2 & S3 think not. I wonder if anyone consulted Torre's replacement?

                On the other hand, watching Crystal be a DH, say, a position the Y's might need him at. You gonna put him in a diaper before he faces Beckett's fastball?

                To test his running speed, he needs to face Pap. One look from Pap, lil Billy gonna be back wherever he came from.

                Torre must be one happy guy, to get away from the very serious spring training...

                Yfans, just switch avatars now, save pixels.
                That'd be awesome to see Billy Crystal hit against Beckett. Seeing an old man flail at a 100mph fastaball

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                • So what is it with some of you Yankee fans?

                  Saturday I'm at the Rays minor league camp watching the Rays AAA/AA teams play the Yankees AAA/AA squads and this guy in his 60s comes up next to me. has the Yankees top hat logo on his inner right forearm, a MICK 7 inking on his upper left arm and the70s/80 football GIANTS logo on his calf. He sees the Patriots tat I have on my arm and all of a sudden starts cussing me out, saying us Boston fans think we know it all...that we're all gay, living in a gay city, in a gay state (gee..where are Fire Island and Greenwich Village located?). Said teh pats were cheaters and Belichick probably taught the Red Sox how to cheat too. He kept calling me a two-word obscenity. I responded that he didn't look like my father-in-lawn and after a few more FA's directed at me, I told him to stop describing Isiah Thomas. He stormed away, wishing me AIDS.

                  I give the Yankee coaches there some credit. One of them went to security and told them about this jerk. He had already left; I saw him leave the Naimoli Complex. Coach apologized to me. I told him no need to...the guy wasn't part of the Yankee organization.

                  So they parole the residents of The Bronx Zoo or what?
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                  • Ha!

                    Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
                    Note to self: ship CB on a desert isle somewhere. She can tell us whether she's Marianne or Ginger from yore. Do we chase her out of town or not?

                    I suggest we seriously upgrade that Beantown cap of hers to an Evil Empire cap before we run her out of town.

                    BTW, MIT flunkies don't count for much around here!
                    I get a new piece of Sox gear every year. Each has been treated with anti-Yfan repellant. :cap:

                    You've never taken a course at MIT or Harvard. Very brain stretching, even if they let fans of ANY TEAM into the classes. No standards anymore. MIT counts-ya gotta understand sabermetrics for the Sox-we are educated fans, after all.

                    I've got my own island, Fogo.

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                    • Class, real class...

                      Originally posted by SDL View Post
                      So what is it with some of you Yankee fans?

                      Saturday I'm at the Rays minor league camp watching the Rays AAA/AA teams play the Yankees AAA/AA squads and this guy in his 60s comes up next to me. has the Yankees top hat logo on his inner right forearm, a MICK 7 inking on his upper left arm and the70s/80 football GIANTS logo on his calf. He sees the Patriots tat I have on my arm and all of a sudden starts cussing me out, saying us Boston fans think we know it all...that we're all gay, living in a gay city, in a gay state (gee..where are Fire Island and Greenwich Village located?). Said teh pats were cheaters and Belichick probably taught the Red Sox how to cheat too. He kept calling me a two-word obscenity. I responded that he didn't look like my father-in-lawn and after a few more FA's directed at me, I told him to stop describing Isiah Thomas. He stormed away, wishing me AIDS.

                      I give the Yankee coaches there some credit. One of them went to security and told them about this jerk. He had already left; I saw him leave the Naimoli Complex. Coach apologized to me. I told him no need to...the guy wasn't part of the Yankee organization.

                      So they parole the residents of The Bronx Zoo or what?
                      Was alcohol involved?
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                      • Probably, I got into it once with a drunk Phillies fan.

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                        • Originally posted by SDL View Post
                          So what is it with some of you Yankee fans?

                          Saturday I'm at the Rays minor league camp watching the Rays AAA/AA teams play the Yankees AAA/AA squads and this guy in his 60s comes up next to me. has the Yankees top hat logo on his inner right forearm, a MICK 7 inking on his upper left arm and the70s/80 football GIANTS logo on his calf. He sees the Patriots tat I have on my arm and all of a sudden starts cussing me out, saying us Boston fans think we know it all...that we're all gay, living in a gay city, in a gay state (gee..where are Fire Island and Greenwich Village located?). Said teh pats were cheaters and Belichick probably taught the Red Sox how to cheat too. He kept calling me a two-word obscenity. I responded that he didn't look like my father-in-lawn and after a few more FA's directed at me, I told him to stop describing Isiah Thomas. He stormed away, wishing me AIDS.

                          I give the Yankee coaches there some credit. One of them went to security and told them about this jerk. He had already left; I saw him leave the Naimoli Complex. Coach apologized to me. I told him no need to...the guy wasn't part of the Yankee organization.

                          So they parole the residents of The Bronx Zoo or what?
                          No. ALL Yankee fans are always very gentle and civilized.

                          What an idiot. They should give guys like that a concrete life jacket and dump him somewhere in the Atlantic. And I don't mean this certain Pats fan...

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                          • As said before every team has people like that as "fans". It's too bad that not much can be done about it.

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                            • Originally posted by Yankeebiscuitfan View Post
                              No. ALL Yankee fans are always very gentle and civilized.

                              What an idiot. They should give guys like that a concrete life jacket and dump him somewhere in the Atlantic. And I don't mean this certain Pats fan...
                              Take them to visit a van down by the river...and dump it in the river
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                              • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
                                Was alcohol involved?
                                That's the thing. There wasn't any booze involved. I would have smelled it on him.

                                This guy had to be a whack-job and odds are I'll see him again next time the Yankees go to the Naimoli complex.

                                That's the good thing about us Sawx/Yankee fans here. Sure we disagree, but we sure as hell don't say crap to each other like what that guy did to me.
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