Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Bitter Rivals Thread

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Red Sox Nation gathers million of new fans!!!!

    Japan was supposed to be "home games"for the Athletics. After listening to the first game, and then seeing the replay, you knew Red Sox Nation had expanded. That was unbelievable!!!! Gonna make the home opener seem tame...oops-forgot---a little matter of rings--Detroit gets to watch the ceremonies.:bowdown:

    Manny is TALKING, he's absolutely a chatterbox-:cap::cap:but he bettah stop looking at those hits and running, else he's gonna hear about it.:grouchy

    The World loves Papi! :bowdown:

    I see that Snoopy was tied with a rope....you need your mascot tied with a rope to get them on the field? And no hat or pinstripes. I don't know, holding Snoopy hostage is a bit low, even for the Yankees. Isn't that a felony?

    Wally though, he was shaking it at the dome. Now THERE is a properly attired mascot.

    Cameras at the dome=number of seats plus reporters and players.

    Will never forget: Manny, Papi, and all bowing-would have liked to see Schilling flat on his face. I'll bet somehow he avoided that.

    Papi is fine. He and Manny are taking turns for a bit. Papi had surgery, you see, after a late season last year, and of ccourse, there will be another late season this year.

    I think all the pitchers had trouble with those flasbulbs, the WS(-remember the WS, yfans, it has been since last century)-the WS didn't have that many flashbulbs.

    DiceK wears clothes that I wish Varitek would: not much, and fitting. Good man.

    Re Schilling-he didn't have the cojones to wear his cammies to Japan-I didn't know that Japan had Republicans! Maybe he'll miss the plane.

    Papelbon did not have a perfect game, so is dejected. You see, unlike other teams, the Sox are very motivated, and demand a lot of themselves. Manny doesn't run because he expects HRs. In any other park, I believe he and Papi would have had a few to their credit.

    Matt, you can have us all walk the plank, but you are forgetting one thing...we are protected by last October-we can walk on water.

    I can too boil water! I can even brew coffee! I can jumpstart a car, and pull a Guiness, too. All the talents a RSox fan needs to know. (Can even get a decent G on the top of the foam!)

    Francona is a genius-he hides his talent-which is keeping a low profile, being absolutely fair to his players, they trust him.

    SNOW TOMMOROW!!!!! YEE GODS. WHERE IS AN UNSMILIE FOR TEMPER TANTRUM?

    My post gets scolded for too many images. Gheesh.
    Last edited by CuriousBoston; 03-27-2008, 03:39 PM.
    Varitek=Future Red Sox Manager
    Boston Boxer - a Real Hero

    Comment


    • Originally posted by CuriousBoston
      I see you had the temerity to diss Steinbrenner in Yforum, in the rename Legends field thread. You are absolutely right, but they are already at your throat. I could come and defend you, it would distract them while you hide.
      Temerity? Wow. I am learning a lot of new words here...

      No need. Thanks anyway. :cap:
      Last edited by Yankeebiscuitfan; 03-27-2008, 05:01 PM.

      Comment


      • Originally posted by Yankeebiscuitfan View Post
        Temerity? Wow. I am learning a lot of new words here...

        No need. Thanks anyway. :cap:
        Don't worry, Chris..us Dutchmen stick together
        sigpicMan, do I *HATE* the Yankees!!!!!!

        Comment


        • I see that Ken's winter hibernation has finally finished. Your laptop keeled over, or did you figure that you'd end up in 5th place this year?

          Anyway, while you were gone, efin painted the place.



          Now if he could only sweep the place of all the rowdy regulars. We'd have to pay him triple overtime for that one!

          Ken, no more pictures of you? I only have this one left:



          Any thoughts for the 2008 season?



          Now what shall we ever do about the blabbering CB? The gal has forced the elderly statesman junque dealer to have a heart attack (the big one, no less).



          What's going on inside that itsy bitty pea brain of hers, anyway? Likely impure thoughts, such as these below:



          Oh well, y'all can give up now, since your dreams are useless. You will lose. Become Yankee fans, wear the navy caps with the interlocking "NY" or risk a trifling season!



          Snoopy has indeed shot down the Red Baron.



          Oh well, I'll wait for you people to give up shortly. Your Yankee caps and t-shirts will be distributed shortly to you in the Bronx.
          Last edited by Mattingly; 03-28-2008, 02:32 AM.
          Please read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
          Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
          THE BROOKLYN DODGERS - 1890 thru 1957
          Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

          Comment


          • Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
            I see that Ken's winter hibernation has finally finished. Your laptop keeled over, or did you figure that you'd end up in 5th place this year?

            Anyway, while you were gone, efin painted the place.



            Now if he could only sweep the place of all the rowdy regulars. We'd have to pay him triple overtime for that one!
            Too bad they wouldn't let me add my initial design for the visitor's dugout: "loser only" or "abandon all hope of winning, ye who enter"
            Best posts ever:
            Originally posted by nymdan
            Too... much... math... head... hurts...
            Originally posted by RuthMayBond
            I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

            Comment


            • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
              Too bad they wouldn't let me add my initial design for the visitor's dugout: "loser only" or "abandon all hope of winning, ye who enter"

              Comment


              • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
                Too bad they wouldn't let me add my initial design for the visitor's dugout: "loser only" or "abandon all hope of winning, ye who enter"
                Had it been my recommendation, it would've been:

                THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
                Please read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
                Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
                THE BROOKLYN DODGERS - 1890 thru 1957
                Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

                Comment


                • Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
                  Had it been my recommendation, it would've been:

                  THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
                  I would have thought you would have prefered "THHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                  Best posts ever:
                  Originally posted by nymdan
                  Too... much... math... head... hurts...
                  Originally posted by RuthMayBond
                  I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

                  Comment


                  • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
                    I would have thought you would have prefered "THHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                    *BONK*

                    Please go to the corner of the class and wear this cap:



                    Now then, please repeat after me 500 times (and 100 times on the blackboard):

                    I am a Beantown fan;
                    I am worthless;
                    My sole purpose is for the amusement of Yankee fans;
                    We will lose;
                    We will hope, but in the end, we are all loserboys and losergirls;
                    No chowda for me;
                    We will succumb to the invincible powers of the Mighty Evil Empires;
                    I will buy a Yankee cap and wear it proudly in April 2008.

                    You will then sign it "efin98". OK?
                    Please read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
                    Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
                    THE BROOKLYN DODGERS - 1890 thru 1957
                    Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

                    Comment


                    • Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
                      Now then, please repeat after me 500 times (and 100 times on the blackboard):

                      I am a Beantown fan;
                      I am worthless;
                      My sole purpose is for the amusement of Yankee fans;
                      We will lose;
                      We will hope, but in the end, we are all loserboys and losergirls;
                      No chowda for me;
                      We will succumb to the invincible powers of the Mighty Evil Empires;
                      I will buy a Yankee cap and wear it proudly in April 2008.

                      You will then sign it "efin98". OK?
                      I'd do that but I'm barred fron writing on blackboards...something about making screeching noises every time I use chalk(my third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth grade teachers can attest to that!)

                      Plus I already own a Yankees hat so I don't need to buy a new one. I've tried to but I can't throw it out because every time I put it on my head the Yankees lose a game so my family has barred me from going near the trash with it
                      Best posts ever:
                      Originally posted by nymdan
                      Too... much... math... head... hurts...
                      Originally posted by RuthMayBond
                      I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

                      Comment


                      • [QUOTE=razors;49642]
                        Originally posted by YankeeMan
                        [B][COLOR=darkblue] But hey, what franchise, in any sport, compares with the Yanks?*



                        manchester united for sure...



                        razors
                        liverpool have won bags more titles than the rags. real madrid are the biggest name in world football. united are shite mate, shite.
                        stands on shifting sands...

                        Comment


                        • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
                          Plus I already own a Yankees hat so I don't need to buy a new one.
                          See? You're a potential Yankee fan. All you have to do is to come out of the closet.

                          C'mon, it is just a small step. You can do it.

                          Comment


                          • I Want Standard, Fair Baseball

                            Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

                            I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.

                            I am waiting for pitbull to put one of the Steinbrenners, or one of his players, on the disabled list. Boston has a law about owners posting a sign if they own pitbulls-so the visitors dugout will need one, maybe a muzzle, too. And a rabies shot. Leave that Shelley Duncan at home, or in one of Matt's famous trunks.

                            I'd pay good money to see Shelley vs Trot Nixon...Shelley would be ground up for a Bronx frank.

                            Time to nap, before the next god-awful scheduled game. At least it will be in a real ballpark.
                            Varitek=Future Red Sox Manager
                            Boston Boxer - a Real Hero

                            Comment


                            • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
                              Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

                              I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.
                              See here the prototype of a paranoid Red Sox fan...

                              There is a therapy for that CB. Just like efin98, you just need to come out of the closet and join our ranks.

                              Just ask your PHD, who is a Yankee fan for sure (because all sensible people are Yankee fans) and he will acknowledge.

                              And I know you are sensible too, so you can easily join us.

                              Comment


                              • Originally posted by Yankeebiscuitfan View Post
                                See here the prototype of a paranoid Red Sox fan...

                                There is a therapy for that CB. Just like efin98, you just need to come out of the closet and join our ranks.

                                Just ask your PHD, who is a Yankee fan for sure (because all sensible people are Yankee fans) and he will acknowledge.

                                And I know you are sensible too, so you can easily join us.
                                We will never join you Vader! NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!

                                Comment

                                Ad Widget

                                Collapse
                                Working...
                                X