The Bitter Rivals Thread

[CuriousBoston]

Red Sox Nation gathers million of new fans!!!!

Japan was supposed to be "home games"for the Athletics. After listening to the first game, and then seeing the replay, you knew Red Sox Nation had expanded. That was unbelievable!!!! Gonna make the home opener seem tame...oops-forgot---a little matter of rings--Detroit gets to watch the ceremonies.:bowdown:

Manny is TALKING, he's absolutely a chatterbox-:cap::cap:but he bettah stop looking at those hits and running, else he's gonna hear about it.:grouchy

The World loves Papi! :bowdown:

I see that Snoopy was tied with a rope....you need your mascot tied with a rope to get them on the field? And no hat or pinstripes. I don't know, holding Snoopy hostage is a bit low, even for the Yankees. Isn't that a felony?

Wally though, he was shaking it at the dome. Now THERE is a properly attired mascot.

Cameras at the dome=number of seats plus reporters and players.

Will never forget: Manny, Papi, and all bowing-would have liked to see Schilling flat on his face. I'll bet somehow he avoided that.

Papi is fine. He and Manny are taking turns for a bit. Papi had surgery, you see, after a late season last year, and of ccourse, there will be another late season this year.

I think all the pitchers had trouble with those flasbulbs, the WS(-remember the WS, yfans, it has been since last century)-the WS didn't have that many flashbulbs.

DiceK wears clothes that I wish Varitek would: not much, and fitting. Good man.

Re Schilling-he didn't have the cojones to wear his cammies to Japan-I didn't know that Japan had Republicans! Maybe he'll miss the plane.

Papelbon did not have a perfect game, so is dejected. You see, unlike other teams, the Sox are very motivated, and demand a lot of themselves. Manny doesn't run because he expects HRs. In any other park, I believe he and Papi would have had a few to their credit.

Matt, you can have us all walk the plank, but you are forgetting one thing...we are protected by last October-we can walk on water.

I can too boil water! I can even brew coffee! I can jumpstart a car, and pull a Guiness, too. All the talents a RSox fan needs to know. (Can even get a decent G on the top of the foam!)

Francona is a genius-he hides his talent-which is keeping a low profile, being absolutely fair to his players, they trust him.

SNOW TOMMOROW!!!!! YEE GODS. WHERE IS AN UNSMILIE FOR TEMPER TANTRUM?

My post gets scolded for too many images. Gheesh.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

I see you had the temerity to diss Steinbrenner in Yforum, in the rename Legends field thread. You are absolutely right, but they are already at your throat. I could come and defend you, it would distract them while you hide.

Temerity? Wow. I am learning a lot of new words here...

No need. Thanks anyway. :cap:

[SDL]

Temerity? Wow. I am learning a lot of new words here...

No need. Thanks anyway. :cap:

Don't worry, Chris..us Dutchmen stick together

[Mattingly]

I see that Ken's winter hibernation has finally finished. Your laptop keeled over, or did you figure that you'd end up in 5th place this year?

Anyway, while you were gone, efin painted the place.



Now if he could only sweep the place of all the rowdy regulars. We'd have to pay him triple overtime for that one!

Ken, no more pictures of you? I only have this one left:



Any thoughts for the 2008 season?



Now what shall we ever do about the blabbering CB? The gal has forced the elderly statesman junque dealer to have a heart attack (the big one, no less).



What's going on inside that itsy bitty pea brain of hers, anyway? Likely impure thoughts, such as these below:



Oh well, y'all can give up now, since your dreams are useless. You will lose. Become Yankee fans, wear the navy caps with the interlocking "NY" or risk a trifling season!



Snoopy has indeed shot down the Red Baron.



Oh well, I'll wait for you people to give up shortly. Your Yankee caps and t-shirts will be distributed shortly to you in the Bronx.

[efin98]

I see that Ken's winter hibernation has finally finished. Your laptop keeled over, or did you figure that you'd end up in 5th place this year?

Anyway, while you were gone, efin painted the place.



Now if he could only sweep the place of all the rowdy regulars. We'd have to pay him triple overtime for that one!

Too bad they wouldn't let me add my initial design for the visitor's dugout: "loser only" or "abandon all hope of winning, ye who enter"

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Too bad they wouldn't let me add my initial design for the visitor's dugout: "loser only" or "abandon all hope of winning, ye who enter"

[Mattingly]

Too bad they wouldn't let me add my initial design for the visitor's dugout: "loser only" or "abandon all hope of winning, ye who enter"

Had it been my recommendation, it would've been:

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

[efin98]

Had it been my recommendation, it would've been:

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I would have thought you would have prefered "THHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Mattingly]

I would have thought you would have prefered "THHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*BONK*

Please go to the corner of the class and wear this cap:



Now then, please repeat after me 500 times (and 100 times on the blackboard):

I am a Beantown fan;
I am worthless;
My sole purpose is for the amusement of Yankee fans;
We will lose;
We will hope, but in the end, we are all loserboys and losergirls;
No chowda for me;
We will succumb to the invincible powers of the Mighty Evil Empires;
I will buy a Yankee cap and wear it proudly in April 2008.

You will then sign it "efin98". OK?

[efin98]

Now then, please repeat after me 500 times (and 100 times on the blackboard):

I am a Beantown fan;
I am worthless;
My sole purpose is for the amusement of Yankee fans;
We will lose;
We will hope, but in the end, we are all loserboys and losergirls;
No chowda for me;
We will succumb to the invincible powers of the Mighty Evil Empires;
I will buy a Yankee cap and wear it proudly in April 2008.

You will then sign it "efin98". OK?

I'd do that but I'm barred fron writing on blackboards...something about making screeching noises every time I use chalk(my third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth grade teachers can attest to that!)

Plus I already own a Yankees hat so I don't need to buy a new one. I've tried to but I can't throw it out because every time I put it on my head the Yankees lose a game so my family has barred me from going near the trash with it

[mjrennie]

[QUOTE=razors;49642]

Originally posted by YankeeMan
[B][COLOR=darkblue] But hey, what franchise, in any sport, compares with the Yanks?*



manchester united for sure...



razors

liverpool have won bags more titles than the rags. real madrid are the biggest name in world football. united are shite mate, shite.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Plus I already own a Yankees hat so I don't need to buy a new one.

See? You're a potential Yankee fan. All you have to do is to come out of the closet.

C'mon, it is just a small step. You can do it.

[CuriousBoston]

I Want Standard, Fair Baseball

Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.

I am waiting for pitbull to put one of the Steinbrenners, or one of his players, on the disabled list. Boston has a law about owners posting a sign if they own pitbulls-so the visitors dugout will need one, maybe a muzzle, too. And a rabies shot. Leave that Shelley Duncan at home, or in one of Matt's famous trunks.

I'd pay good money to see Shelley vs Trot Nixon...Shelley would be ground up for a Bronx frank.

Time to nap, before the next god-awful scheduled game. At least it will be in a real ballpark.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.

See here the prototype of a paranoid Red Sox fan...

There is a therapy for that CB. Just like efin98, you just need to come out of the closet and join our ranks.

Just ask your PHD, who is a Yankee fan for sure (because all sensible people are Yankee fans) and he will acknowledge.

And I know you are sensible too, so you can easily join us.

[JerseySoxFan19]

See here the prototype of a paranoid Red Sox fan...

There is a therapy for that CB. Just like efin98, you just need to come out of the closet and join our ranks.

Just ask your PHD, who is a Yankee fan for sure (because all sensible people are Yankee fans) and he will acknowledge.

And I know you are sensible too, so you can easily join us.

We will never join you Vader! NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!