The Bitter Rivals Thread

[CuriousBoston]

I Want Standard, Fair Baseball

Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.

I am waiting for pitbull to put one of the Steinbrenners, or one of his players, on the disabled list. Boston has a law about owners posting a sign if they own pitbulls-so the visitors dugout will need one, maybe a muzzle, too. And a rabies shot. Leave that Shelley Duncan at home, or in one of Matt's famous trunks.

I'd pay good money to see Shelley vs Trot Nixon...Shelley would be ground up for a Bronx frank.

Time to nap, before the next god-awful scheduled game. At least it will be in a real ballpark.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.

See here the prototype of a paranoid Red Sox fan...

There is a therapy for that CB. Just like efin98, you just need to come out of the closet and join our ranks.

Just ask your PHD, who is a Yankee fan for sure (because all sensible people are Yankee fans) and he will acknowledge.

And I know you are sensible too, so you can easily join us.

[JerseySoxFan19]

See here the prototype of a paranoid Red Sox fan...

There is a therapy for that CB. Just like efin98, you just need to come out of the closet and join our ranks.

Just ask your PHD, who is a Yankee fan for sure (because all sensible people are Yankee fans) and he will acknowledge.

And I know you are sensible too, so you can easily join us.

We will never join you Vader! NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

We will never join you Vader! NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!

Some Scottish secret agent said once: Never say never again.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada

To Canada? They may keep them. There will be some room in the Canadian Baseball League to play some ball.

They will be lonely at the top. That is what they want, isn't it?

[SDL]

Can you tell the difference? I can't

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Can you tell the difference? I can't

Geez, Scott. You really need stonger glasses.

You can easily see that the guy with the collar is Joe Girardi.

[SDL]

Awww...looks like poor widdle Hanky-Poo will have this post-game expression a lot when the Yanks play the Sox



Kinda glad I found this pic. Since some of my cats (as well as my dog, TedWilliams)are paper-trained, it should be amusing to print out a copy, put on the floor and just watch

[SDL]

Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.

I am waiting for pitbull to put one of the Steinbrenners, or one of his players, on the disabled list. Boston has a law about owners posting a sign if they own pitbulls-so the visitors dugout will need one, maybe a muzzle, too. And a rabies shot. Leave that Shelley Duncan at home, or in one of Matt's famous trunks.

I'd pay good money to see Shelley vs Trot Nixon...Shelley would be ground up for a Bronx frank.

Time to nap, before the next god-awful scheduled game. At least it will be in a real ballpark.

Oh, if only the Sox could get Scott Olsen from the Marlins. He has a personal dislike of Joey Pitbull. You KNOW he'd pitch his best against the Yankees just to show Joey Pitbull up

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Awww...looks like poor widdle Hanky-Poo will have this post-game expression a lot when the Yanks play the Sox



Kinda glad I found this pic. Since some of my cats (as well as my dog, TedWilliams)are paper-trained, it should be amusing to print out a copy, put on the floor and just watch

You have my blessings here.

[JerseySoxFan19]

Some Scottish secret agent said once: Never say never again.

dude, Bond is a brit Connery was the scot

[efin98]

Can you tell the difference? I can't

One is neutered and one should be?

[efin98]

Awww...looks like poor widdle Hanky-Poo will have this post-game expression a lot when the Yanks play the Sox



Kinda glad I found this pic. Since some of my cats (as well as my dog, TedWilliams)are paper-trained, it should be amusing to print out a copy, put on the floor and just watch

Hey I think I found his long lost brother!

[SDL]

One is neutered and one should be?

Why do you think I refer to him as Joey Pitbull? He LOOKS like a pitbull.

I had Joey Pitbull pegged for what he was 2 years ago

http://tbsnradio510.com/columns/levi...lter_clone.htm

(Date should be 2006 not '05)

[efin98]

Why do you think I refer to him as Joey Pitbull? He LOOKS like a pitbull.

I had Joey Pitbull pegged for what he was 2 years ago

http://tbsnradio510.com/columns/levi...lter_clone.htm

(Date should be 2006 not '05)

I know what you were getting at, just adding in more dog jokes at Joey Pitbull's expense

If he gets fired from baseball he might have a great career motivating boxers- a few minutes with him and you would want to beat the crud out of the next person you saw!