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  • Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
    Now then, with the Beantown jersey having been found, and since the offender is male, then CB is off the hook. However, where is Ken?

    Workers dig furiously to rid new Yanks stadium of Red Sox jersey
    If you believe that is the actual buried jersey and that they found it at all then I have a bridge to sell you...
    Best posts ever:
    Originally posted by nymdan
    Too... much... math... head... hurts...
    Originally posted by RuthMayBond
    I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

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    • God do I hate NASCAR
      39 AL Pennants • 26 World Series titles
      2003 • 2001 • 2000 • 1999•1998 • 1996 •1981 • 1978 •1977 • 1976 • 1964 • 1963 •1962 • 1961 • 1960 •1958•1957 • 1956 • 1955 • 1953 • 1952 • 1951 • 1950 • 1949•1947 • 1943 • 1942 • 1941•1939 • 1938 • 1937 • 1936•1932 • 1928 • 1927 • 1926 •1923 • 1922 • 1921

      :bowdown:1•3•4•5•7•8•8•9•10•15•16•23•32•37•42•44•49 & soon 2•6•20•21•51•42

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      • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
        Piss off 1/3rd of the country or piss off a few hundred thousand folks around Boston and New York...pretty clear there.
        I believe there could of been a compromise.

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        • Originally posted by Urbanshocker13 View Post
          God do I hate NASCAR

          You and me both, brother.
          sigpicMan, do I *HATE* the Yankees!!!!!!

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          • Originally posted by Williamsburg2599 View Post
            I believe there could of been a compromise.
            Only show it in Boston/New York...but still would piss off fans around here who aren't baseball fans or who actually give a damn about Nascar.
            Best posts ever:
            Originally posted by nymdan
            Too... much... math... head... hurts...
            Originally posted by RuthMayBond
            I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

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            • I'm gonna tell you a story
              I'm gonna tell you about my town
              I'm gonna tell you a big bad story, baby
              Aww, it's all about my town
              Yeah, down by the river
              Down by the banks of the river Charles
              (aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
              That's where you'll find me
              Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves
              (aw, but they're cool people)
              Well I love that dirty water
              Oh, Boston, you're my home
              (oh, you're the Number One place)
              Frustrated women
              (I mean they're frustrated)
              Have to be in by twelve o'clock
              (oh, that's a shame)
              But I'm wishin' and a-hopin, oh
              That just once those doors weren't locked
              (I like to save time for my baby to walk around)
              Well I love that dirty water
              Oh, Boston, you're my home
              (oh, yeah)
              Because I love that dirty water
              Oh, oh, Boston, you're my home
              (oh, yeah)
              Well, I love that dirty water
              (I love it, baby)
              I love that dirty water
              (I love Baw-stun)
              I love that dirty water
              (Have you heard about the Strangler?)
              I love that dirty water
              (I'm the man, I'm the man)
              I love that dirty water
              (Owww!)
              I love that dirty water
              (Come on, come on)

              ***************************

              Tessie is the Royal Rooters rally cry
              Tessie is the tune they always sung
              Tessie echoed April through October nights
              After serenading Stahl, Dinneen and Young
              Tessie is a maiden with a sparkling eye
              Tessie is a maiden with a love
              She doesn't know the meaning of her sight
              She's got a comment full of love

              And sometimes when the game is on the line
              Tessie always carried them away
              Up the road from "Third Base" to Huntington
              The boys will always sing and sway

              Two! Three! Four!

              Tessie, "Nuf Ced" McGreevey shouted
              We're not here to mess around
              Boston, you know we love you madly
              Hear the crowd roar to your sound
              Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
              You know we couldn't live without you
              Tessie, you are the only only only

              The Rooters showed up at the grounds one day
              They found their seats had all been sold
              McGreevey led the charge into the park
              Stormed the gates and put the game on hold
              The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright
              Boston's tenth man could not be wrong
              Up from "Third Base" to Huntington
              They'd sing another victory song

              Two! Three! Four!

              Tessie, "Nuf Ced" McGreevey shouted
              We're not here to mess around
              Boston, you know we love you madly
              Hear the crowd roar to your sound
              Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
              You know we couldn't live without you
              Tessie, you are the only only only

              The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright
              Boston's tenth man could not be wrong
              Up from "Third Base" to Huntington
              They'd sing another victory song

              Two! Three! Four!

              Tessie, "Nuf Ced" McGreevey shouted
              We're not here to mess around
              Boston, you know we love you madly
              Hear the crowd roar to your sound
              Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
              You know we couldn't live without you
              Tessie, you are the only only only
              Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
              You know we couldn't live without you
              Boston, you are the only only only
              Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
              You know we couldn't live without you
              Red Sox, you are the only only only

              sigpicMan, do I *HATE* the Yankees!!!!!!

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              • Hank and Hal vs Pitbull

                Oh, boy..thou shalt not pitch to Manny with an open base. Thou shalt never leave such decisions to the pitcher.
                I cannot believe he is gonna pitch to Manny this year.

                The pitcher and the catcher speak the same language, the poor catcher (I felt sorry, except it was so funny)ran out again and again, still a wild pitch was scored as a passed ball. Is there another catcher if Molina breaks his leg? If I was him, I'd consider breaking my leg.

                With the Red Sox stealing team playing a baseball game that was half a field and track event, Posada gets put behind the plate.

                Hal and Hank vs the Pitbull. Put em in one of those steel cage thingies-

                Is that jersey in the foundation, or did they manage to find it? Whose jersey did the guy put in? Hmmm, if they are just starting the foundation, plenty of places to stuff hats, replica trophies, number patches. Yankee stadium, embedded with RED SOX-geez, somebody's gotta get a trailer truck of red sox, and park it near the contruction site. Perfect.

                Now Pitbull is going on the road-hope he keeps making these good decisions.

                Shoot, they took jackhammers and found the shirt in two feet of concrete. Correction-found a shirt....
                Varitek=Future Red Sox Manager
                Boston Boxer - a Real Hero

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                • Hey CB, where have you been? Didn't see you after the sweep by Toronto or after the loss vs the Yankees.

                  Man, are you a fair weather poster...

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                  • New cat is Houdini

                    Goes into kitchen cabinets at will, at 3:30 in the AM, knocking the top off crockpot, and sitting in same. Investigating cleaning products. Detaching computer mouse and playing with it. Pulling emergency cord at 5:30 in the AM, waking up ten apartments. I'm typing now with cat firmly in grasp.

                    I am no fair weather fan!!!!!!!!!!!

                    But I've got to get sleep sometime. Cat is now ready to play, was laying under bed, ripping apart box spring cover. Cat was Yankee fan in prior life.

                    Now to devise sleeping arrangement for demon cat.

                    Pitching to Manny...Pitbull is a fine manager..
                    Varitek=Future Red Sox Manager
                    Boston Boxer - a Real Hero

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                    • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
                      Goes into kitchen cabinets at will, at 3:30 in the AM, knocking the top off crockpot, and sitting in same. Investigating cleaning products. Detaching computer mouse and playing with it. Pulling emergency cord at 5:30 in the AM, waking up ten apartments. I'm typing now with cat firmly in grasp.

                      I am no fair weather fan!!!!!!!!!!!

                      But I've got to get sleep sometime. Cat is now ready to play, was laying under bed, ripping apart box spring cover. Cat was Yankee fan in prior life.

                      Now to devise sleeping arrangement for demon cat.

                      Pitching to Manny...Pitbull is a fine manager..
                      I did not say that you are a fair weather FAN, but a fair weather POSTER.

                      IMHO that is something completely different.

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                      • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
                        If you believe that is the actual buried jersey and that they found it at all then I have a bridge to sell you...
                        That person played upon superstitions. If there's another shirt buried in there, then where was it buried?

                        I think it's bad karma to do that to an opposing team, even if it's just "in fun" or whatever.

                        In the meanwhile, since Manny was allowed to be pitched to with an open 1B, costing us a win we should've had and then depending upon a young Phil Hughes, this thread shall be temporarily suspended and y'all will be launched into cyberspace somewhere. Preferably one where chowda ceases to exist!
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                        • Originally posted by Yankeebiscuitfan View Post
                          I did not say that you are a fair weather FAN, but a fair weather POSTER.

                          IMHO that is something completely different.
                          Did you not get the memo I'd sent you? CB is the Evil Red Sawx fan!



                          The next time we meet up, I'll say that the words alone speak for themselves:

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                          Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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                          • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
                            When Sox/Yankees are bumped by Nascar in the late innings in a tight game...yeah, I'd call that boring.
                            I've heard that yourself and Solair are big Nascar fans. Didn't I just see you two in the stands?



                            That's Solair on the right.
                            Please read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
                            Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
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                            Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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                            • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
                              ...

                              Now to devise sleeping arrangement for demon cat.

                              ...
                              [YBF brings in Houdini's cat carrier, delivered with a fish inside]
                              CB: What the hell is this?
                              YBF: It's a Dutch message. It means Houdini sleeps with the fishes.
                              Last edited by hellborn; 04-14-2008, 08:06 AM. Reason: car carrier???
                              "I throw him four wide ones, then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on pitching to Musial

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                              • Slept with leash around my wrist

                                A couple nights, and Houdini will learn. Probably easier to train than Pitbull. Gotta get a scratching thingie, label it NYY, rub in catnip-cat has double catnip gene-.

                                Posada should be on DL, not field. There should be another catcher. Maybe Houdini could catch if Molina gets hurt, or runs away from the pitchers-how can you screw up a pitchout sign?

                                Will Pittbull physically injure his players? Has he had rabies shot?

                                ps-I was away celebrating Varitek's birthday.
                                Varitek=Future Red Sox Manager
                                Boston Boxer - a Real Hero

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