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  • Originally posted by Solair Wright View Post
    Ah that's great, you're insulting me again. :P Now you get your chance of being insulted back! (cue evil laughter here)

    Well anyway, here is a confidential picture I got of Mattingly. How was that 3-game series against us? Round two is coming up this week - and there's no room to lose for the Red Sox Nation. Anyway, with no further interruption, here is Mattingly.

    I always thought I'd looked better than that. She looks OK, but never figured I'd look like a gal.

    Anyway, this thread is soon to be retitled:



    Anyway, this *MAY* just be a pic of myself, but I won't confirm anything just yet:

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    • Matt, Matt, what am I gonna do with you?

      Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
      Actually, the one on the left is wearing a bra, so it could be CB. We already knew that those MIT flunkies wore NASCAR fans anyway.
      First of all, my hair is a beautiful aburn, not that horrendous shade of swimming pool blonde, I own a comb or two, and have more sense than to wear clothing that is too tight. Unless I'm with a MAN, it's very carefully chosen clothing, and other circumstances that will remain private.

      Last post in RED SOX GAME THREAD-Matt, the setiform man, asking about relievers-we have Oki, we have Pap, you do not. :bowdown::bowdown:After Pap's performance after the rain delay-three warm ups-:bowdown:

      Nascar-I DEPISE nascar. A bunch of fools get in a bunch of high priced cars, driving in circles to nowhere, killing themselves and others. Note: One of my brothers has amassed four of such cars, he PAYS to store the damn things safe from the weather, and PAYS REAL MONEY to drive behind a NASCAR driver, one car length behind, to how fast he van safely go-a fun way to spend vacation time, when he's not trying to cut down his speed record from Providence to Boston-he drives alone-no one will drive with him. The plaque with the MPH is one of his most treasured possesions, after the starting line alarm clock. (I think he came from a dumpster somewhere, no one else in the family has this weirdness-he does't even like baseball. Serious weirdness.)

      Rumor has it Posada is going to be behind the plate. How many steals will our young speedsters have tonight? I'd really like to see a double steal, or a steal of home. Yeah, a double steal-WHOO! If not now, when? Catcher with a dead arm? You guys can't find another catcher? I again offer services of Houdini cat-does not go through screen windows-attempts to remove screen window from window frame-scary-hmm-you may want cat as a bench coach for Pitbull-isn't someone supposed to be nudging-"WALK MANNY!"

      It's a shame that it's a home game, Pitbull will hear the fans screaming " WALK MANNY!". Of course, there's always lil harmless Petey to follow up.

      We'll give you Schilling, take that child that did could not read signals from Molina, Pawtuckett will train him up, and we'll have another young arm.

      Lemme see---Wang, Beckett-this series should be even.

      There is a rumor that a cetain red tailed hawk has been signed by Boston. This female is a specialist-a headhunter after persons with the initials of AR. Her pay is all the scalp she can eat.

      How many times will Manny be pitched to with an open base? A one, and a ?

      We're coming to get you, ha ha, we're coming to get you, hee hee...

      Damon in the outfield? More steals. Maybe enough to unfocus Wang-that would be nice..how is he at fielding bunts? Gotta go stat hunting..

      And a-stealing we will go, a-stealing we will go, heigh-ho the dairy-o, a-stealing we will go.
      Last edited by CuriousBoston; 04-16-2008, 05:31 AM. Reason: improvement of Yfan vocabulary
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      • Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
        I always thought I'd looked better than that. She looks OK, but never figured I'd look like a gal.

        Anyway, this thread is soon to be retitled:



        Anyway, this *MAY* just be a pic of myself, but I won't confirm anything just yet:

        I see "you" are pointing at the ump. Any reason why?
        sigpicMan, do I *HATE* the Yankees!!!!!!

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        • He was pointing at the umpire in revenge of the ump missing a call against a left-handed Yankee batter, ending in a called strike instead of a ball. Which one was it? Probably Giambi, because he takes a lot of strikeouts and has a low BA. But I don't know, "Sky's the limit."

          Don't like us Red Sox fans polluting this "so-called" "Yankee fans only" thread? You have to have: A losing season and/or miss the playoffs for the first time since 1993. Then we may decide to leave. Maybe.
          Last edited by Solair Wright; 04-16-2008, 03:42 PM.

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          • It is quiet in Beantown....

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            • That was just luck, and maybe tomorrow it may be a different story for you Yankees fans. Just wait.

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              • Originally posted by Solair Wright View Post
                That was just luck, and maybe tomorrow it may be a different story for you Yankees fans. Just wait.
                You are absolutely right. Fifteen runs is sheer luck...:dismay:

                Talking about luck: After a losing record last year, St. Louis on top of the NL Central? That is luck! They probably bribed all the umpires...

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                • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
                  First of all, my hair is a beautiful aburn, not that horrendous shade of swimming pool blonde, I own a comb or two, and have more sense than to wear clothing that is too tight. Unless I'm with a MAN, it's very carefully chosen clothing, and other circumstances that will remain private.

                  Last post in RED SOX GAME THREAD-Matt, the setiform man, asking about relievers-we have Oki, we have Pap, you do not. :bowdown::bowdown:After Pap's performance after the rain delay-three warm ups-:bowdown:

                  Nascar-I DEPISE nascar. A bunch of fools get in a bunch of high priced cars, driving in circles to nowhere, killing themselves and others. Note: One of my brothers has amassed four of such cars, he PAYS to store the damn things safe from the weather, and PAYS REAL MONEY to drive behind a NASCAR driver, one car length behind, to how fast he van safely go-a fun way to spend vacation time, when he's not trying to cut down his speed record from Providence to Boston-he drives alone-no one will drive with him. The plaque with the MPH is one of his most treasured possesions, after the starting line alarm clock. (I think he came from a dumpster somewhere, no one else in the family has this weirdness-he does't even like baseball. Serious weirdness.)

                  Rumor has it Posada is going to be behind the plate. How many steals will our young speedsters have tonight? I'd really like to see a double steal, or a steal of home. Yeah, a double steal-WHOO! If not now, when? Catcher with a dead arm? You guys can't find another catcher? I again offer services of Houdini cat-does not go through screen windows-attempts to remove screen window from window frame-scary-hmm-you may want cat as a bench coach for Pitbull-isn't someone supposed to be nudging-"WALK MANNY!"

                  It's a shame that it's a home game, Pitbull will hear the fans screaming " WALK MANNY!". Of course, there's always lil harmless Petey to follow up.

                  We'll give you Schilling, take that child that did could not read signals from Molina, Pawtuckett will train him up, and we'll have another young arm.

                  Lemme see---Wang, Beckett-this series should be even.

                  There is a rumor that a cetain red tailed hawk has been signed by Boston. This female is a specialist-a headhunter after persons with the initials of AR. Her pay is all the scalp she can eat.

                  How many times will Manny be pitched to with an open base? A one, and a ?

                  We're coming to get you, ha ha, we're coming to get you, hee hee...

                  Damon in the outfield? More steals. Maybe enough to unfocus Wang-that would be nice..how is he at fielding bunts? Gotta go stat hunting..

                  And a-stealing we will go, a-stealing we will go, heigh-ho the dairy-o, a-stealing we will go.
                  Auburn hair, huh? I think that a plain brunette would suffice. I've heard that you have a taste for loserboys. Good thing that WS wasn't allowed to happen in 2003.



                  No need for Oki and Paps when we have Joba and Mo. Please bow to your rulers. They are not only your superior, but they are your Daddy, my weird little Beantown fan.

                  I thought that you were into NASCAR. Proof that Sawx fantasizers are really into NASCAR, whether they admit it or not:



                  Hmmmmmmm, would that make you a Rhinestone cowgirl? Or would you just be a devout Loretta Lynn fan? I'm sure that the moonshine from the days was fun for ya, wasn't it?

                  Manny can't even catch, how can he walk? At least he looked good letting those balls drop in safely for nice hits.

                  In the end, the only thing you'll need to worry yourself about is this:

                  Yanks overpower Red Sox in heated home series opener

                  Or you could simply try whatever redsox.com could muster:

                  Offense sizzles, pitchers fizzle
                  Six-run fifth-inning rally can't help Sox avoid loss to Yanks


                  BTW, Wang's pretty good at fielding bunts. If he throws it away, it manages to hit a Red Saws fans, which isn't a bad thing. Otherwise, his fielding is fine. He just didn't have it today, but then again, our bullpen held up better than those chowdaheads did.

                  Nighty-nite, and y'all can try again tomorrow, as useless as this may be.
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                  • Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
                    I always thought I'd looked better than that. She looks OK, but never figured I'd look like a gal.

                    Anyway, this thread is soon to be retitled:



                    Anyway, this *MAY* just be a pic of myself, but I won't confirm anything just yet:

                    Really, I always pictured you older for some reason mattingly, I don't know why:noidea
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                    2003 • 2001 • 2000 • 1999•1998 • 1996 •1981 • 1978 •1977 • 1976 • 1964 • 1963 •1962 • 1961 • 1960 •1958•1957 • 1956 • 1955 • 1953 • 1952 • 1951 • 1950 • 1949•1947 • 1943 • 1942 • 1941•1939 • 1938 • 1937 • 1936•1932 • 1928 • 1927 • 1926 •1923 • 1922 • 1921

                    :bowdown:1•3•4•5•7•8•8•9•10•15•16•23•32•37•42•44•49 & soon 2•6•20•21•51•42

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                    • The sun will still rise tomorrow and Lord Simba will still "grace" a pic of Hank Steinbrenner that I put on the floor...
                      sigpicMan, do I *HATE* the Yankees!!!!!!

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                      • I think two things most Yanks and Sox fans can agree on is Nascar sucks and Hank is an Idiot!
                        39 AL Pennants • 26 World Series titles
                        2003 • 2001 • 2000 • 1999•1998 • 1996 •1981 • 1978 •1977 • 1976 • 1964 • 1963 •1962 • 1961 • 1960 •1958•1957 • 1956 • 1955 • 1953 • 1952 • 1951 • 1950 • 1949•1947 • 1943 • 1942 • 1941•1939 • 1938 • 1937 • 1936•1932 • 1928 • 1927 • 1926 •1923 • 1922 • 1921

                        :bowdown:1•3•4•5•7•8•8•9•10•15•16•23•32•37•42•44•49 & soon 2•6•20•21•51•42

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                        • Originally posted by Urbanshocker13 View Post
                          Really, I always pictured you older for some reason mattingly, I don't know why:noidea
                          I said that *MAY* be me, I didn't say it *WAS* me. It's actually not, but it's a cute pic of a Yankee fan. As many crazy pix as I've shown of Red Sawx fantasizers here, I figured you'd have caught onto the joke. I'll use a few wink-wink smilies the next time.

                          So I guess that your "old fart meter" has been revved up high, huh? It may just be right on target.
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                          • Originally posted by Mattingly View Post
                            I said that *MAY* be me, I didn't say it *WAS* me. It's actually not, but it's a cute pic of a Yankee fan. As many crazy pix as I've shown of Red Sawx fantasizers here, I figured you'd have caught onto the joke. I'll use a few wink-wink smilies the next time.

                            So I guess that your "old fart meter" has been revved up high, huh? It may just be right on target.
                            I haven't been following this thread that much only check it here and there, So I didn't catch on, I feel dumb now

                            You could be a couple of trained Squirrels, three midgets in an overcoat or a computer that has developed artificial intellegence & free will for all I know.
                            Me I am actually a Parrot that pecks at the keyboard. (god its late hate not being able to sleep) One day your true identity will be known!

                            We should have a thread of photos of who we really are, so we know who we are talking too. but I can see where that might cause problems.

                            Anyway back on topic "Yankees rool Redsox Suck)

                            hate note being able 2 sleep :/
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                            2003 • 2001 • 2000 • 1999•1998 • 1996 •1981 • 1978 •1977 • 1976 • 1964 • 1963 •1962 • 1961 • 1960 •1958•1957 • 1956 • 1955 • 1953 • 1952 • 1951 • 1950 • 1949•1947 • 1943 • 1942 • 1941•1939 • 1938 • 1937 • 1936•1932 • 1928 • 1927 • 1926 •1923 • 1922 • 1921

                            :bowdown:1•3•4•5•7•8•8•9•10•15•16•23•32•37•42•44•49 & soon 2•6•20•21•51•42

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                            • That's OK, Urban, get some sleep.

                              Since Yankee Stadium is called the Cathedral of baseball, I figured that this cartoon couldn't be missed:

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                              Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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                              • Here's the latest Yankee symbol, so Beantown fans, prepare for your final days (and your final resting place, while you're at it):

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                                Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
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                                Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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