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Originally posted by CuriousBoston
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Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.
I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.
I am waiting for pitbull to put one of the Steinbrenners, or one of his players, on the disabled list. Boston has a law about owners posting a sign if they own pitbulls-so the visitors dugout will need one, maybe a muzzle, too. And a rabies shot. Leave that Shelley Duncan at home, or in one of Matt's famous trunks.
I'd pay good money to see Shelley vs Trot Nixon...Shelley would be ground up for a Bronx frank.
Time to nap, before the next god-awful scheduled game. At least it will be in a real ballpark.
I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.
I am waiting for pitbull to put one of the Steinbrenners, or one of his players, on the disabled list. Boston has a law about owners posting a sign if they own pitbulls-so the visitors dugout will need one, maybe a muzzle, too. And a rabies shot. Leave that Shelley Duncan at home, or in one of Matt's famous trunks.
I'd pay good money to see Shelley vs Trot Nixon...Shelley would be ground up for a Bronx frank.
Time to nap, before the next god-awful scheduled game. At least it will be in a real ballpark.
Oh, if only the Sox could get Scott Olsen from the Marlins. He has a personal dislike of Joey Pitbull. You KNOW he'd pitch his best against the Yankees just to show Joey Pitbull up
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