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  • Originally posted by CuriousBoston View Post
    Yee Gods, a baseball field with outfielders playing second base, the distance from home to third HAS to be shorter than third to that wall and net contraption. The NESN shots were beyond weird. Tonight is yet another exhibition game, then to Canada, not until the 8TH, THE 8TH, do the Sox have Home Opener. Then not one day off until the 28th.

    I detect evilness in this plan. I detect a conspiracy between Selig and the Steinbrenners, the Evil Empire at work.

    I am waiting for pitbull to put one of the Steinbrenners, or one of his players, on the disabled list. Boston has a law about owners posting a sign if they own pitbulls-so the visitors dugout will need one, maybe a muzzle, too. And a rabies shot. Leave that Shelley Duncan at home, or in one of Matt's famous trunks.

    I'd pay good money to see Shelley vs Trot Nixon...Shelley would be ground up for a Bronx frank.

    Time to nap, before the next god-awful scheduled game. At least it will be in a real ballpark.

    Oh, if only the Sox could get Scott Olsen from the Marlins. He has a personal dislike of Joey Pitbull. You KNOW he'd pitch his best against the Yankees just to show Joey Pitbull up
    sigpicMan, do I *HATE* the Yankees!!!!!!

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    • Originally posted by SDL View Post
      Awww...looks like poor widdle Hanky-Poo will have this post-game expression a lot when the Yanks play the Sox



      Kinda glad I found this pic. Since some of my cats (as well as my dog, TedWilliams)are paper-trained, it should be amusing to print out a copy, put on the floor and just watch
      You have my blessings here.

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      • Originally posted by Yankeebiscuitfan View Post
        Some Scottish secret agent said once: Never say never again.
        dude, Bond is a brit Connery was the scot

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        • Originally posted by SDL View Post
          Can you tell the difference? I can't



          One is neutered and one should be?
          Best posts ever:
          Originally posted by nymdan
          Too... much... math... head... hurts...
          Originally posted by RuthMayBond
          I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

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          • Originally posted by SDL View Post
            Awww...looks like poor widdle Hanky-Poo will have this post-game expression a lot when the Yanks play the Sox



            Kinda glad I found this pic. Since some of my cats (as well as my dog, TedWilliams)are paper-trained, it should be amusing to print out a copy, put on the floor and just watch
            Hey I think I found his long lost brother!
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            Best posts ever:
            Originally posted by nymdan
            Too... much... math... head... hurts...
            Originally posted by RuthMayBond
            I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

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            • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
              One is neutered and one should be?
              Why do you think I refer to him as Joey Pitbull? He LOOKS like a pitbull.

              I had Joey Pitbull pegged for what he was 2 years ago

              http://tbsnradio510.com/columns/levi...lter_clone.htm

              (Date should be 2006 not '05)
              Last edited by SDL; 03-30-2008, 08:36 PM.
              sigpicMan, do I *HATE* the Yankees!!!!!!

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              • Originally posted by SDL View Post
                Why do you think I refer to him as Joey Pitbull? He LOOKS like a pitbull.

                I had Joey Pitbull pegged for what he was 2 years ago

                http://tbsnradio510.com/columns/levi...lter_clone.htm

                (Date should be 2006 not '05)
                I know what you were getting at, just adding in more dog jokes at Joey Pitbull's expense

                If he gets fired from baseball he might have a great career motivating boxers- a few minutes with him and you would want to beat the crud out of the next person you saw!
                Best posts ever:
                Originally posted by nymdan
                Too... much... math... head... hurts...
                Originally posted by RuthMayBond
                I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

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                • I found Francona's twin brother:
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                  • Originally posted by Yankeebiscuitfan View Post
                    I found Francona's twin brother:
                    Funny, I thought that might be more fitting for the umpires!
                    Best posts ever:
                    Originally posted by nymdan
                    Too... much... math... head... hurts...
                    Originally posted by RuthMayBond
                    I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

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                    • You make a compelling point. I prefer umpires to have a huge *** for a head though.

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                      • Originally posted by JerseySoxFan19 View Post
                        Wow, I can stay up 'til 5 on average. Suck it up, if you're a real fan watch the games. I command you too.
                        I AM YOUR MASTER HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
                        You're my master? A master that is sporting red socks?

                        Mwaaaaahaaaaa!

                        Do you really believe I will take you serious as my master?

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                        • Originally posted by Yankeebiscuitfan View Post
                          You're my master? A master that is sporting red socks?

                          Mwaaaaahaaaaa!

                          Do you really believe I will take you serious as my master?
                          He's your master and you are a member of the "Evil Empire"- would that make you Darth Vader and him Obi-Wan Kanobi?
                          Best posts ever:
                          Originally posted by nymdan
                          Too... much... math... head... hurts...
                          Originally posted by RuthMayBond
                          I understand, I lost all my marbles years ago

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                          • Originally posted by efin98 View Post
                            He's your master and you are a member of the "Evil Empire"- would that make you Darth Vader and him Obi-Wan Kanobi?
                            Nah! I am Yoda and he is Tinkywinky.

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                            • I'll tinkywinkick-your-a*s

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                              • Originally posted by JerseySoxFan19 View Post
                                I'll tinkywinkick-your-a*s
                                Wooh, are we touchy today...

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