The Bitter Rivals Thread

[TonyK]

Shockingly enough, Polish sausage consumption can lead to incredibly long lifespans...kind of like touching John Coffey in that movie.

and incredibly long ***** if you know what I mean.

And I've been eating yogurt all of these years all because of those commercials with Yuri from Redinkastan.

[KenFougere]

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A shmuck with a 5.05 ERA 1 hits us through 7 innings. - wtf.jpg

[SDL]

Hey YankeeMan...this you?

http://tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/sleeping-...lion-20140708/

[TonyK]

Hey YankeeMan...this you?

http://tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/sleeping-...lion-20140708/

I bet the little kid picked his pockets during the seventh inning stretch. Somebody took his shoes too.

[Dude Paskert]

I bet the little kid picked his pockets during the seventh inning stretch. Somebody took his shoes too.

Maybe he woke up with his mouth fulled of chewed gum pried off seats and peanut shells?

[TonyK]

Maybe he woke up with his mouth fulled of chewed gum pried off seats and peanut shells?

He should be fined for not sleeping in the Geriatric Seats. They would have spilled some beer on him to wake him up if they didn't cost $19 per cup.

[KenFougere]

Circle the wagons and load your ammo!

Hey YankeeMan...this you?

http://tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/sleeping-...lion-20140708/

He should be fined for not sleeping in the Geriatric Seats. They would have spilled some beer on him to wake him up if they didn't cost $19 per cup.

Maybe he woke up with his mouth fulled of chewed gum pried off seats and peanut shells?

It does my heart good to finally have allies to surround and fire at that crusty, old YankeeMan-Ship.-

[TonyK]

It does my heart good to finally have allies to surround and fire at that crusty, old YankeeMan-Ship.-

I think I heard him snoring in his lazyboy recliner after hearing the news about Tanaka.

[Dude Paskert]

I think I heard him snoring in his lazyboy recliner after hearing the news about Tanaka.

I'll bet he cried himself to sleep...maybe US teams need to go to 6 man rotations or whatever they do in Japan, this TJ epidemic is nuts (not that we know that's what's going on with Tanaka).

[KenFougere]

Red Sox will be a seller this year . . .

Unfortunately the selling will to start soon. We better get a great bat for Lester & also something good for Buchholz. I feel horrible about loosing Lester, but Buchholz just doesn't have the head on his shoulders to be a leader on this team. There will be hurt feelings, but with the pitchers they have coming up, they now have to think about the future.
And about the trade between the Cubs & the Athletics, you want quality, you have to give up quality. This team has quality arms, it needs quality bats. And, Big Papi isn't going to be playing for the next 5 years either!
I don't care if Buchholz and Pevy goes, but we'd HAVE to get a lot back for Lester because I'm really reluctant to let him go...

[TonyK]

I'll bet he cried himself to sleep...maybe US teams need to go to 6 man rotations or whatever they do in Japan, this TJ epidemic is nuts (not that we know that's what's going on with Tanaka).

Instead of counting sheep, YankeeMan must be counting millions and millions of dollars...5 million to Soriano for half a season, 6 million down the tubes so A-Rod can sit this season out, 10 million wasted on the sleep-deprived fan suing the club, and 22 million that is now on the line pending Tanaka's MRI. They could use Buchholz I bet.

[YankeeMan]

21 days 21 hours 31 minutes until Yankees @ Red Sox!

Hey YankeeMan...this you?

http://tbo.com/ap/offbeat2/sleeping-...lion-20140708/

Me? Asleep during a Sox game? That'll be the day.

And the only thing I'm counting right now is the Yankees are only THREE GAMES back in the loss column at the start of play today.
Oh, and TWENTY-SEVEN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS! :clown:

[TonyK]

Me? Asleep during a Sox game? That'll be the day.

And the only thing I'm counting right now is the Yankees are only THREE GAMES back in the loss column at the start of play today.
Oh, and TWENTY-SEVEN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS! :clown:

I can tell you took Ancient History back in your Michigan days. I almost feel sorry for your team losing it's best starting pitchers this year. The Sox are about to trade their ace and that leaves us with Lackey, Peavy, and maybe trying Holt on the mound after Victorino comes back.

[YankeeMan]

How long until football season?

To tell the truth, I'm on the verge of putting my "gone fishing" sign out. The AL East has gone to the birds this year. :clown:

[KenFougere]

To tell the truth, I'm on the verge of putting my "gone fishing" sign out.

The AL East has gone to the birds this year. :clown:

I second the motion. Do I hear a third?

Speaking of,

'Mo'. I'll bet y'all missed him last night in the 10th . . .