The Bitter Rivals Thread

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

I think two things most Yanks and Sox fans can agree on is Nascar sucks and Hank is an Idiot!

Or was it Nascar is an idiot and Hank sucks?

[efin98]

Really, I always pictured you older for some reason mattingly, I don't know why:noidea

They can do amazing things with plastic surgery nowadays

[efin98]

I haven't been following this thread that much only check it here and there, So I didn't catch on, I feel dumb now

You could be a couple of trained Squirrels, three midgets in an overcoat or a computer that has developed artificial intellegence & free will for all I know.
Me I am actually a Parrot that pecks at the keyboard. (god its late hate not being able to sleep) One day your true identity will be known!

We should have a thread of photos of who we really are, so we know who we are talking too. but I can see where that might cause problems.

Anyway back on topic "Yankees rool Redsox Suck)

hate note being able 2 sleep :/

If you are a parrot pecking on a keyboard does that make you a bird brain or just your manager?

[Mattingly]

If you are a parrot pecking on a keyboard does that make you a bird brain or just your manager?

The whole time, I thought that you were the pointy-haired boss:

[Solair Wright]

Always like to irritate the Sox fans, huh? Well, we may stop if one or more of the following conditions is met:

* The Yankees post their first losing season since 1992.
* The Yankees miss the playoffs for the first time since 1993.
* Mattingly quits causing trouble to every one of the Red Sox fans.
* Derek Jeter gets suspended one game for arguing with a McDonalds worker.
* We bury a Manny Ramirez, Jim Rice, and/or a Dwight Evans jersey underneath the construction site to cause another "curse."
* Alex Rodriguez gets traded to the San Francisco Giants for a package of almonds (yes, a package of almonds) because he asked for the trade exactly.

How do those conditions sound, Yankee fans?

[Mattingly]

Yankee fan's reply:

You, sir, are a space cadet.



Therefore, we shall have to launch you into outer space.



End of problem. Next!

[runningshoes]

Or was it Nascar is an idiot and Hank sucks?

No.

It's you're an idiot and both Nascar and Hank suck.

[SDL]

Here's the latest Yankee symbol, so Beantown fans, prepare for your final days (and your final resting place, while you're at it):

Wrong

Neither Hanky-Poo, King George or Joey Pitbull would let Mark Callaway have hair that long or keep his goatee,

[SDL]

I'm gonna tell you a story
I'm gonna tell you about my town
I'm gonna tell you a big bad story, baby
Aww, it's all about my town
Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river Charles
(aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves
(aw, but they're cool people)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home
(oh, you're the Number One place)
Frustrated women
(I mean they're frustrated)
Have to be in by twelve o'clock
(oh, that's a shame)
But I'm wishin' and a-hopin, oh
That just once those doors weren't locked
(I like to save time for my baby to walk around)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home
(oh, yeah)
Because I love that dirty water
Oh, oh, Boston, you're my home
(oh, yeah)
Well, I love that dirty water
(I love it, baby)
I love that dirty water
(I love Baw-stun)
I love that dirty water
(Have you heard about the Strangler?)
I love that dirty water
(I'm the man, I'm the man)
I love that dirty water
(Owww!)
I love that dirty water
(Come on, come on)

[efin98]

The whole time, I thought that you were the pointy-haired boss:

Nope, I'm a Dilbert all the way...by the way, thanks for that- I love that comic strip!

[SDL]

Nope, I'm a Dilbert all the way...by the way, thanks for that- I love that comic strip!

My wife identifies with Alice...altho I think she looks like Ally Sheedy...

[Urbanshocker13]

If you are a parrot pecking on a keyboard does that make you a bird brain or just your manager?

I thought he was a pitbull! Is he a bird dogg?

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

No.

It's you're an idiot and both Nascar and Hank suck.

I don't blame you for this, since you are a Red Sox fan AND a Canadian. So you don't know any better...

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Always like to irritate the Sox fans, huh? Well, we may stop if one or more of the following conditions is met:

* We bury a Manny Ramirez, Jim Rice, and/or a Dwight Evans jersey underneath the construction site to cause another "curse."

I propose to bury Manny Ramirez under the construction site. The guy is from NYC, so a huge traitor IMO.

[Urbanshocker13]

I propose to bury Manny Ramirez under the construction site. The guy is from NYC, so a huge traitor IMO.

I remember when the Sox wanted to get rid of him a couple of years ago, I heard that he was joking around the Yankee clubhouse asking if there is any room for him. Isn't he from the Bronx too? There was rumors that he was interested in possiblely comeing to the Yankees so he could be back home.