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    Chad Qualls DFA'd Here are some things >Qualls

    Finally the half year experiment of giving a guy a million dollar contract after he struggled in PETCO! and the rest of the pitching friendly NL West stadiums (Coors the exception)

    The brought up 26yr old Jeremy "I yell when I give up HRs" Horst
    Talk about kicked when you are down...

    Speaking of...here are some things better than Qualls and his 4.60 ERA and 60% of inherited runners scored Philly career

    Getting kicked in the crotch > Chad Qualls
    Airplane food > Chad Qualls
    Bath Salts(the drug) > Chad Qualls
    Brussel Sprouts > Chad Qualls
    Godfather 3 > Chad Qualls
    Halliburton > Chad Qualls
    The Cubs chances of winning the WS this year > Chad Qualls
    Donald Trump's hair > Chad Qualls
    Michael J Fox giving you a tattoo > Chad Qualls.
    Muhammad Ali's Spackle Job > Chad Qualls
    Stevie Wonder's driving > Chad Qualls
    Nickleback > Chad Qualls
    Lindsey Lohan drivng record > Chad Qualls
    Nicki Minaj's writing ability> Chad Qualls
    Watching WB Mason commercials for 24 hours > Chad Qualls
    Nicholas Cage's acting > Chad Qualls
    Playing one on one basketball with Ron Artest > Qualls
    NAFTA > Chad Qualls
    Stephen Hawking doing jumping jacks > Chad Qualls
    Hitler's human rights record>Qualls
    Dane Cook > Chad Qualls
    Shaquille O'Neal in a Spelling Contest > Chad Qualls
    Itch on that unreachable part of your back > Chad Qualls
    jogging through South Central LA>Chad Qualls
    Miss Teen South Carolina's answer on Iraq and South Africa > Chad Qualls
    2008 Detroit Lions>Chad Qualls
    Bartolo Colon's Body Fat Percentage > Chad Qualls
    A nudist fat camp > Chad Qualls
    Not being able to get your hand into a Pringles jar > Chad Qualls
    Tim Tebow's passing ability>Chad Qualls
    Carl Lewis singing the Star Spangled Banner > Chad Qualls
    The War on Drugs > Chad Qualls
    Curt Schilling's Gaming company > Chad Qualls
    Star Trek episodes with Whoopi Goldberg > Chad Qualls
    Rex Ryan in a bikini>Chad Qualls
    John Rocker's opinions on the NYC subway system passengers> Chad Qualls
    Charlie Sheen's Adonis DNA > Chad Qualls
    Babe Ruth's 'stomachache'>Chad Qualls
    MySpace > Chad Qualls
    Stepping on a hairball in the middle of the night > Chad Qualls
    Stubbing your toe while running > Chad Qualls
    Jelly of the Month club membership > Chad Qualls
    The middle seat between 2 Samoans on an airplane > Chad Qualls
    Getting a positive paternity test on the Maury Povich Show > Chad Qualls
    A prostate exam by Arsenio Hall > Chad Qualls
    Jim Abbott if they cut off his other hand > Chad Qualls
    The Lifetime Network > Chad Qualls
    Andy Reid in spandex >Chad Qualls
    Invited to a Hannibal Lecter dinner party>Chad Qualls
    Rush Limbaugh's jowls>Chad Qualls
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    I only have one issue with your list. Nothing is worse than Nickleback.
    My top 10 players:

    1. Babe Ruth
    2. Barry Bonds
    3. Ty Cobb
    4. Ted Williams
    5. Willie Mays
    6. Alex Rodriguez
    7. Hank Aaron
    8. Honus Wagner
    9. Lou Gehrig
    10. Mickey Mantle

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    • #3
      What are you talking about? Nickelback is the best hard rock band since Metallica. It's better than Metallica, even.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by GiambiJuice View Post
        I only have one issue with your list. Nothing is worse than Nickleback.
        Really? Try this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo
        They call me Mr. Baseball. Not because of my love for the game; because of all the stitches in my head.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ol' aches and pains View Post
          Really? Try this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo
          Different strokes for different folks

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cowtipper View Post
            What are you talking about? Nickelback is the best hard rock band since Metallica. It's better than Metallica, even.
            Nickelback better than metallica? Please tell me youre not serious. Nickelback is good, but metallica are legends.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RDB_SoxFan View Post
              Nickelback better than metallica? Please tell me youre not serious. Nickelback is good, but metallica are legends.
              It was a joke.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Imapotato View Post
                Michael J Fox giving you a tattoo > Chad Qualls.
                OK, I know it is mean and politically incorrect, but this made me spit coffee on my keyboard. h

                Thanks, Potato!
                "I can see how he won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five." - Yogi Berra on Sandy Koufax's 1963 season.

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                • #9
                  *clears throat* ...My OCD strikes again.

                  It's spelled Nickelback.

                  Carry on.
                  Put it in the books.

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                  • #10
                    Seems Qualls was picked up by the Yankees to stand in, at least temporarily, while both Sabathia and Pettitte are on the mend.
                    Put it in the books.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ol' aches and pains View Post
                      Really? Try this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo
                      That was infinitely better than Nickelback.
                      My top 10 players:

                      1. Babe Ruth
                      2. Barry Bonds
                      3. Ty Cobb
                      4. Ted Williams
                      5. Willie Mays
                      6. Alex Rodriguez
                      7. Hank Aaron
                      8. Honus Wagner
                      9. Lou Gehrig
                      10. Mickey Mantle

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                      • #12
                        Sorry, my computer thingy went berserk just now.
                        Last edited by ol' aches and pains; 07-02-2012, 02:16 PM.
                        They call me Mr. Baseball. Not because of my love for the game; because of all the stitches in my head.

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                        • #13
                          Chad Qualls will forever live in Chicago White Sox lore as the pitcher Houston brought in to face Paul Konerko with the bases loaded Sacks Packed With Sox! (Sorry, my mind was momentarily possessed by Hawk Harrelson, how does he do that?) in game two of the 2005 World Series. I said to my wife during the commercial while Qualls was warming up "Watch what happens next, this is gonna be great". Sure enough, first-pitch grand slam. Since then, she thinks I'm some kind of baseball guru, but really, sometimes you just know.
                          Last edited by ol' aches and pains; 07-02-2012, 02:23 PM.
                          They call me Mr. Baseball. Not because of my love for the game; because of all the stitches in my head.

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                          • #14
                            Sorry, major brainfart/computer meltdown.
                            Last edited by ol' aches and pains; 07-02-2012, 02:17 PM.
                            They call me Mr. Baseball. Not because of my love for the game; because of all the stitches in my head.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Imapotato View Post
                              Finally the half year experiment of giving a guy a million dollar contract after he struggled in PETCO! and the rest of the pitching friendly NL West stadiums (Coors the exception)

                              The brought up 26yr old Jeremy "I yell when I give up HRs" Horst
                              Talk about kicked when you are down...

                              Speaking of...here are some things better than Qualls and his 4.60 ERA and 60% of inherited runners scored Philly career

                              Getting kicked in the crotch > Chad Qualls
                              Airplane food > Chad Qualls
                              Bath Salts(the drug) > Chad Qualls
                              Brussel Sprouts > Chad Qualls
                              Godfather 3 > Chad Qualls
                              Halliburton > Chad Qualls
                              The Cubs chances of winning the WS this year > Chad Qualls
                              Donald Trump's hair > Chad Qualls
                              Michael J Fox giving you a tattoo > Chad Qualls.
                              Muhammad Ali's Spackle Job > Chad Qualls
                              Stevie Wonder's driving > Chad Qualls
                              Nickleback > Chad Qualls
                              Lindsey Lohan drivng record > Chad Qualls
                              Nicki Minaj's writing ability> Chad Qualls
                              Watching WB Mason commercials for 24 hours > Chad Qualls
                              Nicholas Cage's acting > Chad Qualls
                              Playing one on one basketball with Ron Artest > Qualls
                              NAFTA > Chad Qualls
                              Stephen Hawking doing jumping jacks > Chad Qualls
                              Hitler's human rights record>Qualls
                              Dane Cook > Chad Qualls
                              Shaquille O'Neal in a Spelling Contest > Chad Qualls
                              Itch on that unreachable part of your back > Chad Qualls
                              jogging through South Central LA>Chad Qualls
                              Miss Teen South Carolina's answer on Iraq and South Africa > Chad Qualls
                              2008 Detroit Lions>Chad Qualls
                              Bartolo Colon's Body Fat Percentage > Chad Qualls
                              A nudist fat camp > Chad Qualls
                              Not being able to get your hand into a Pringles jar > Chad Qualls
                              Tim Tebow's passing ability>Chad Qualls
                              Carl Lewis singing the Star Spangled Banner > Chad Qualls
                              The War on Drugs > Chad Qualls
                              Curt Schilling's Gaming company > Chad Qualls
                              Star Trek episodes with Whoopi Goldberg > Chad Qualls
                              Rex Ryan in a bikini>Chad Qualls
                              John Rocker's opinions on the NYC subway system passengers> Chad Qualls
                              Charlie Sheen's Adonis DNA > Chad Qualls
                              Babe Ruth's 'stomachache'>Chad Qualls
                              MySpace > Chad Qualls
                              Stepping on a hairball in the middle of the night > Chad Qualls
                              Stubbing your toe while running > Chad Qualls
                              Jelly of the Month club membership > Chad Qualls
                              The middle seat between 2 Samoans on an airplane > Chad Qualls
                              Getting a positive paternity test on the Maury Povich Show > Chad Qualls
                              A prostate exam by Arsenio Hall > Chad Qualls
                              Jim Abbott if they cut off his other hand > Chad Qualls
                              The Lifetime Network > Chad Qualls
                              Andy Reid in spandex >Chad Qualls
                              Invited to a Hannibal Lecter dinner party>Chad Qualls
                              Rush Limbaugh's jowls>Chad Qualls
                              If you stare into the mirror and say Chad Qualls 3 times Adam Eaton appears and throws you an 85 mph fastball right down the middle.
                              "No matter how great you were once upon a time — the years go by, and men forget,” - W. A. Phelon in Baseball Magazine in 1915. “Ross Barnes, forty years ago, was as great as Cobb or Wagner ever dared to be. Had scores been kept then as now, he would have seemed incomparably marvelous.”

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