THE ALL-TIME ALL-THINGS TEAM
Each player’s last name on this select 25-man roster is guaranteed to sound like some baseball object or term found in the game or in the park.
There are at least 10 more names all-time that could fit here. Please feel free to find and contribute them or otherwise comment and chip in. But remember: first names and nicknames don't count.
Catchers
Matt Batts
Johnny Bench
Jack Crouch
1st base
Frank Chance
Prince Fielder
2nd base
Davey Force
Shortstop
Neal Ball (Incredibly, there’s never been an MLB shortstop named Short)
3rd base
Homer Bush
Outfield
Billy Bean
Josh Bunce
Charlie Spikes
John Strike (Was also a pitcher!)
Randy Winn
Pitchers
Scott Diamond (Left)
Gary Glover (Right)
“Rhino” Hitt (L)
Brandon League (R)
Steve Rain (R)
Herb Score (L)
Tom Seats (L)
Bob Walk (R)
Donne Wall (R)
Kerry Wood (R)
DH
Jeff Ball
Cecil Fielder
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