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    . . . and magically had a gazillion dollars . . .which team would you "attempt" to buy? And, what would be the first change?
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  • #2
    Originally posted by DiggerODell View Post
    . . . and magically had a gazillion dollars . . .which team would you "attempt" to buy? And, what would be the first change?
    OK let me be the first to say I'd buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn - lol
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    • #3
      I'd buy the Giants and move em back to NewYork and build a new Polo Grounds.
      "(Shoeless Joe Jackson's fall from grace is one of the real tragedies of baseball. I always thought he was more sinned against than sinning." -- Connie Mack

      "I have the ultimate respect for Whitesox fans. They were as miserable as the Cubs and Redsox fans ever were but always had the good decency to keep it to themselves. And when they finally won the World Series, they celebrated without annoying every other fan in the country."--Jim Caple, ESPN (Jan. 12, 2011)

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      • #4
        Exactly how many 0s are in a gazillion?
        "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ben Grimm View Post
          Exactly how many 0s are in a gazillion?

          umpteen


          This reminds me of the scene in Heaven Can Wait with Warren Beatty.

          Former Rams Owner: He got my team. The son of a bitch got my team.
          Advisor: What kind of pressure did he use, Milt?
          Former Owner: I asked for sixty-seven million, and he said "okay."
          Advisor: Ruthless *******.
          If I had only spent a tenth of the time studying Physics that I spent learning Star Wars and Baseball trivia, I would have won the Nobel Prize.

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          • #6
            Personally, I'd like to be a major share of a AAA team. And that would "only" take a few million. If it's good enough for Warren Buffet, then it's good enough for me.
            "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers

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            • #7
              I would buy the entire National League and have every team wear uniforms circa 1977. And any fan that didn't like these uniforms or whined about them would be banned permanently from all National League ballparks.
              Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.-Crash Davis

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
                I would buy the entire National League and have every team wear uniforms circa 1977. And any fan that didn't like these uniforms or whined about them would be banned permanently from all National League ballparks.
                Unfortunately, you only have umteen 0s to work with so you might come up a few 00s short for the whole NL.
                "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers

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                • #9
                  I'd buy the Marlins and move them to Montreal.
                  I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.
                  - Walt Whitman

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jnakamura View Post
                    I'd buy the Marlins and move them to Montreal.
                    I'd move the Marlins to the sun.
                    The Mets have the best, smartest fans in baseball.

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                    • #11
                      The up and coming Nationals. I would exploit their bright future and turn the entire Virginia, WV, Carolina, and Maryland area into National fanatics.

                      Or the Red Sox. What would I change? Everything bad.


                      ...so everything except the location and announcing.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ben Grimm View Post
                        Unfortunately, you only have umteen 0s to work with so you might come up a few 00s short for the whole NL.
                        Well the OP did say "gazillion dollars" which I think is more than enough to buy the entire National League. But, I'll play your game. I'd buy the S.F. Giants and EVERY home game would be a "Turn Back the Clock 1970's" theme.

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                        Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.-Crash Davis

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
                          I would buy the entire National League and have every team wear uniforms circa 1977. And any fan that didn't like these uniforms or whined about them would be banned permanently from all National League ballparks.
                          I'd by the Chicago White Sox and make them wear white sox! and mid calf pants
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bazookadale View Post
                            I'd by the Chicago White Sox and make them wear white sox! and mid calf pants
                            Dude!!!! When the White Sox come to AT&T Park for Inter-league play they have to wear these uniforms!

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                            • #15
                              YES - now that team is clearly the WHITE SOX!
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