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  • Wheaties -- breakfast of ???

    Why isn't Coco Crisp a spokesman for General Mills?

    What's the ugly truth behind Dan Uggla not doing commercials for Uggs?

    Is there any reason Mike Trout hasn't signed on with Mrs.Paul's?

    Can't find a job? How come Joba Chamberlain isn't pitching for Monster.com?


    Can you add to this last...or are you just too busy watching baseball?

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    Why isn't Buster Posey a spokesman for this company?

    http://www.posey.com/
    Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.-Crash Davis

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    • #3
      Here's a few...

      Lew Ford - automobiles
      Ichiro & Kurt Suziki / Munenori Kawasaki - motorcycles
      Brett Gardner - Scott's
      David - Priceline.com
      Ben Francisco - Rice A Roni
      Sam Fuld - PokerStars
      Tyler - 1-800-Flowers along with Ted Lilly
      Dylan Axelrod - AAMCO
      Omar Infante - Gerbers
      Jeff Baker - Mrs. Smith's
      Phil Coke - well, come on
      Jose Ortega - it's taco night!
      Jarrod Dyson & JJ Hoover - to vaccuum up the crumbs
      Shin-Soo Choo - Kleenex
      Brian Dozier - Caterpillar
      Matt Capps - Lids
      Ryan Cook - Betty Crocker
      Albert Pujols - Charmin
      Justin Smoak - Philip Morris
      Casper Wells - Cartoon Network
      Charlie Furbush - NONO Hair Removal Systems
      Jayson Werth & Travis Buck - Forbes
      Ben Sheets - Bed Bath & Beyond
      Jimmy Rollins - EZ Wider
      Hunter Pence, John Buck and Mike Carp - Field & Stream
      Nick Green - Money Magazine
      Heath Bell - run to the border
      Josh & Kelly Johnson - Band-Aid
      Brandon Phillips - widescreens
      Matt Holliday - Carnival Cruises
      Matt Carpenter - Lowes
      Brandon Beachy & Jerry Sands - Travelocity
      James McDonald - Golden Arches
      Ryan Braun - Brawny Towels
      Starlin Castro - Montecristo cigars
      Marlon Byrd - Audobon Society
      Travis Wood - Trojan
      Brandon Lyon - MGM Studios
      Brett Pill - GlaxoSmithKline
      Todd Coffey - Starbucks
      Trevor Bauer - hockey equipment
      Matt Treanor - Rosetta Stone
      Headley & Utley - Chase Bank
      Mark Reynolds - aluminum foil
      Last edited by Ben Grimm; 09-13-2012, 04:53 PM.
      "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers

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      • #4
        Mike TROUT or Tim SALMON: Mrs. Paul's
        It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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        • #5
          R.A. Dickey has a fashion line:

          The Mets have the best, smartest fans in baseball.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Blue387 View Post
            R.A. Dickey has a fashion line:
            Nice call - I missed that one.
            "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ben Grimm View Post
              Phil Coke - well, come on
              How about Pepsi?
              The Mets have the best, smartest fans in baseball.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Blue387 View Post
                How about Pepsi?
                Very true. "Isn't it ironic - don't ya think?"
                "Chuckie doesn't take on 2-0. Chuckie's hackin'." - Chuck Carr two days prior to being released by the Milwaukee Brewers

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Blue387 View Post
                  R.A. Dickey has a fashion line
                  He could also be the spokesperson for Rheumatoid Arthritis...

                  X
                  What's THAT guy doing?
                  - one of the YES Network broadcasters, after the camera cut to me doing the thumbs-down after Todd Frazier's home run

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Blue387 View Post
                    How about Pepsi?
                    No Pepsi! Coke! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger!
                    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mr. Laser Beam View Post
                      No Pepsi! Coke! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger!
                      No fries...CHEEEPS!

                      Josh Beckett - Sports Card Guides or a Theater
                      "If I drink whiskey, I'll never get worms!" - Hack Wilson

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ben Grimm View Post
                        Travis Wood - Trojan
                        Dick Pole's unsuccessful venture in the 90s was too much for anyone to bear.

                        Too soon, man, too soon.
                        "Allen Sutton Sothoron pitched his initials off today."--1920s article

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                        • #13
                          Yikes!!! Case closed, Ben. A walk-off grand slam...especially with Travis Wood for Trojan!

                          And Pujols for Charmin. Fuhgeddaboudit!!!
                          Last edited by Marc Wallace; 09-14-2012, 11:44 AM. Reason: expanded

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ben Grimm View Post
                            Nice call - I missed that one.
                            And Dickey could just as well take over that Trojan account from Pole or Wood, huh?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Honus Wagner Rules View Post
                              Why isn't Buster Posey a spokesman for this company?

                              http://www.posey.com/
                              Maybe because Buster is busy as spokesman for Flowers.com...?

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