Three Word Baseball Story

[west coast orange and black]

**careful**

[CandlestickBum]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker.
He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breastroke
similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.

Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko

[GoTribe]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker.
He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breastroke
similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.

Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko , also known as

[ipitch]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker.
He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breastroke
similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.

Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko , also known as Brett Daniel Tomko.

[west coast orange and black]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker.
He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breastroke
similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.

Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko , also known as Brett Daniel Tomko., better known as

[GoTribe]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker.
He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breastroke
similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.
Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko , also known as Brett Daniel Tomko., better known as somebody completly different.

[AstrosFan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker.
He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breastroke
similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.
Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko , also known as Brett Daniel Tomko., better known as somebody completly different. Jim Joyce was

[ian2813]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker. He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breaststroke similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.

Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko , also known as Brett Daniel Tomko., better known as somebody completely different. Jim Joyce was working the first

[GrahamC]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on. "I never shut up! Ooooh!!!....... Twinkies!!!!"" They tried gagging Morganna with BigUnit's high 80's slider which hit him, damaging the spleen. The motor reflex was damn slow.... usually corpses are. No s**t Sherlock. Now, dear Watson corpses lack reflexes. "I prefer blondes," said Joe Buck. But Dr. Moriarty, being a Cardinal, the Pope's favorite, started break dancing and busted his best move while The Village People began warming up.

At that moment, Stephen King turned his back on The Green Mile, Luis Sojo seized King.


THE END, was not near..... yes it was. "Never!" cried Hornsby. "Never post again!!!!" "Said punctuation cheater"!!!

Reluctantly, Hornsby allowed some more posts, after all this punctuation cheating's acceptable. Bumpity bump bump went Larussa's noggin because LaRussa had imbibed and imbibed. Johnny Cash sang about Tony's mullet and was arrested for reckless driving while redneck rhyming.

Tony's cellmate was passing gas asleep wearing Tony's p.j.'s. The 1998 XXXTrophey awarded for "Moistest Split Fingered BeanBall" ....Ray Chapman's award, "Stan the Man" done a cartwheel ripping his sweater while angrily screaming, I want top Sweater's ridiculous math of 100% equation fallacies. Worldwide hilarity made my pants run away screaming, waking up Bubba.

Larussa was released, while eating potatoes covered in chili davis' sanitary socks, which tasted like, filtered goat dip. A cold Budweiser, a hot woman, with Schlitz in her wooden leg, which was dripping orange pine tar.

So Taguchi's favorite mosh pit band The Bearded Clams were likely behind, in the race with Herb Washington. Harold Reynolds' screamed, anybody hiring here? The drummer responded, you play strings?

Gin and Tonic, infamous keystone duo, both made errors. Shaken and stirred, rookie relief pitchers, for the Tippers, dropped ice cubes. The opposing team fans threw pizza and warm beer. The organ player choked on a hot dog and Kobayashi "Heimliched" him propelling the 'dog, at WARP3 speed. Relish shrapnel also, destroyed his organ. His wife wept. Chug and Swiggle, Laverne & Shirley groupies, checked their cups and their jocks, for missing parts.

Remarkably, beer vendors and sumo wrestlers argued over Eckstein's ability to swallow his pride while shaving his goatee, wearing high heels and red lipstick.

Gifts of Champagne were consumed rapidly by UPS employees Delivering Steroids To investagative baseball reporters. The Jeopardy theme Started Playing When Janet Jacksons show was interupted by 52 "wardrobe malfunctions." Roger Clemens meanwhile, enjoyed the exposed picture of Pettitte. Klaatu Barada Nikto! Mickey Dolenz cried, Hey Hey were The Monkees and The Gorillaz, meanwhile Davy Jones fell from his walker. He broke his Rocket Grenade Launcher on Marge Schott's field fertilizer Schottzie.

Incredibly, this thread keeps changing paragraphs, shouted "Tim Kerch-Gin." Joe Crede's back surgeon, "Butcher" McManaman, choked on Barry's hot dog. Selig raging on about hotdogs on steroids and cheerleading outfits. Wearing a skirt, Barry Bonds played himself at ST. His trainer declared, I told him it would help him if he "let his foul-pole, but ignored him. Barry's planet sized head got in a black limo. Duck duck duck, the kingstone trio goosed Jose Oquendo. His afro wig, feather boa, and cape flying.

Suddenly, after 3 years Oquendo slapped Pinella, and set fire to Jennie Finch's rhinestone encrusted bobblehead doll. Soriano wished, prayed then bit his slumpbuster's ear.''The humanity!'', cried Hindenburg survivors.

Selig decided to retire, don't let the door hit you in the toupee'! The players' union poker tournament immediately made Scott Boras go bankrupt and homeless. Scott Rolen loaned him a stone cold stunner, a Hummer, and some food vouchers, which he traded for the Marlins. A bald girl with a mustache nicknamed "Harry" (ironically), wearing nothing but a Slumpbuster T-shirt and shin guards casually tossed a gleaming smile at Cecil Fielder. Prince Charles of England smiled back hoping his ears would dwarf Reggie Miller's.

While wearing tubesocks and little else, Zito played the part of a sweet and charming Yankee Fan. Hell and high water HOPLAHOP it goes as it sinks into McCovey's Cove untouched by kayakers. Looking upon Alcatraz, jealous Cub Fans kidnap Zito demanding some baked beans, the curse be placed upon any thunderstick carrying Angels fans that drink lemon-lime soda.

K-Rod was told that he must find the magic to squeeze one more fart out. The baseball gods punished Selig and Mitchell for getting drunk during Sunday's 60 Minutes, shots of vodka with women chasers are found near the briefcase of Brian McNamee, containing 3 sour-pickles and a cheese grater with traces of toasted salamander turds. Meanwhile, Anna Benson autographed Debbie Clemens extremely large forehead with pig blood. Debbie Clemens shrieked "where's my HGH?"

Then Benson recited It's with Jose who protested that he didn't know where the steroids Barry gave him were hiding at. But then Congress said that they were investigating the infield-fly after Brian McNamee said that Andy unknowingly and unintentionally went to DC to globalize baseball but soon realized he indeed made Furman Bisher angry by laughing at Laroche's April average which was lower and as consistent as ARod in pleasing Yankee fans and pissing off everyone he sees. Even Joe Torre said Juan Pierre could run faster than a drunk who had just told the cops that the pitcher got traded to the Washington Nationals despite voting for larger payrolls and even larger hotdogs than Dodger Dogs in front of Selig's dead ghost.

Then Pierre swam the Pacific with the Olsen twins doing mainly breaststroke similar to Bonds wearing pink leotards with Mike Piazza's little black book and Roger Clemens' weekly pill box kept in his mother's hidden safe. Sammy Sosa laughed so loud that he hurt his ego but luckily he didn't hurt the pitcher's arm otherwise this story would be fictional.

Before Long, Ichiro, wearing traditional Japanese samurai sword and sequined jockstrap replacement, ran out of fungus medication for Jeter's gay lover, the Geisha Tomiko , also known as Brett Daniel Tomko., better known as somebody completely different. Jim Joyce was working the first game under water