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"All of this pressure from the media and fans about the steroids and breaking Hank's record and my HOF status ,has gotten to me. I've realized I've always been a woman trapped in a man's body, and I had to let ME out or I would die! So this is the new me, you can call it a midlife crisis (aand you would probably be right) or whatever but THIS IS the new ....Bonita Bonds"
-Barry "AKA. Bonita" BondsAttached FilesSimply... TAKING BACK THE EAST IN 2007
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I just wanted to check the weather...
now I'm supposed to go to sleep with that image in my head? It's good that I have multiple photos of Jason Varitek.
UG-LY. Uglier than Randy Johnson ugly.
Please, someone teach him to put his legs together. (Shudder)
We females should sue for defamation of gender. We look much better in jeans T-shirt and a baseball cap than he wearing that yellow thingie. I look better in ...never mind.
Okay, I thought Cheney the hunter would be IT for Halloween this year..Last edited by CuriousBoston; 02-28-2006, 08:17 PM.Varitek=Future Red Sox Manager
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Someone said he was imitating Paula Abdul. Looks almost like he took the ugliest queen I've ever seen, made a normally attractive (to me, anyway) Serena Williams, then added the biggest arms on a woman I've ever seen. This is top female bodybuilder big.
I'm surprised he could move looking that big. Hope he's in great shape, but he won't be attracting any likely suitors looking like that.Please read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
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I, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.Dave Bill Tom George Mark Bob Ernie Soupy Dick Alex Sparky
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Originally posted by Captain Cold NoseI, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.
He went all out in the skit: hair, clothes, mannerisms, even throwing in a "call me" in as well. Simply hilarious!
He wasn't even the funniest person there, the rookies were much funnier than Bonds. They deserve more notoriety than Bonds.Best posts ever:
Originally posted by nymdanToo... much... math... head... hurts...Originally posted by RuthMayBondI understand, I lost all my marbles years ago
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Originally posted by Captain Cold NoseI, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.Please read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
THE BROOKLYN DODGERS - 1890 thru 1957
Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004
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Originally posted by Captain Cold NoseI, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.Makes me think of the old Flip Wilson show when he dressed up as "Geraldine" - "What you see is what you get!"
Remember when Jeter, Wells and Cone dressed up in drag for a SNL skit a few years ago?
(Actually, "Bonita" is prettier than most of the high-society women I see every day in my store....)
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Originally posted by VTSoxFanI agree... this just cracks me up to no end.Makes me think of the old Flip Wilson show when he dressed up as "Geraldine" - "What you see is what you get!"
Remember when Jeter, Wells and Cone dressed up in drag for a SNL skit a few years ago?
(Actually, "Bonita" is prettier than most of the high-society women I see every day in my store....)
I couldn't find a pic of the 2002 thing where Jeter hosted. However, I found this pic of Mrs Wells, Cone and Jeter (note the unshaven "Mrs" Wells):Attached FilesPlease read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
THE BROOKLYN DODGERS - 1890 thru 1957
Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004
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