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  • Barry Bonds Caption Contest

    OK, time to flaunt your satirical expertise.

    I'll start.



    "Oops, wrong hormones!"
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    "Now that Effa Manley has broken that glass ceiling at the Hall of Fame, I can finally be the real me."

    OR

    "The biggest problem? Hank Aaron insists that, if I become Brenda Bonds, I have to start all over again at number 1!"
    sigpicIt's not whether you fall -- everyone does -- but how you come out of the fall that counts.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by hudsonharden
      "Oops, wrong hormones!"
      I really honestly don't see how anyone's going to top that.
      "Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field... pleading with the crowd for, for some kind of sanity!"

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      • #4
        'I feel pretty, oh so pretty...'

        'I knew I shouldn't have tried that last cream Conte gave me!'

        'When the baseball career bites the dust, American Idol here I come!'

        'Maybe this way Moises'll give me some more lovin''
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        ...Just so you all know, I love being quoted. Even if you're ripping apart my post as awful and stupid, I don't care. Quote me.

        Officially boycotting all threads with steroid talk; let's focus on the good of the game.

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        • #5
          I was suprised when I saw this on ESPN this morning. I liked that rookie singing Enter Sandman.
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          • #6
            'Yes, they are real!"
            Buck O'Neil: The Monarch of Baseball

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            • #7
              "Like I've been telling you, I just take what my trainer gives me"

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              • #8
                "Hey, who said women couldn't make it in the MLB?"

                "Feel like a Natural WOMAN."

                "Let me go powder up my nose before they start shooting closeups of me."

                "I bet you were expecting the little woman, weren't you?"

                "Don't let me slap you with that towel, dude!"
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                • #9
                  "To Wong Fu. Thanks for everything."
                  Dave Bill Tom George Mark Bob Ernie Soupy Dick Alex Sparky
                  Joe Gary MCA Emanuel Sonny Dave Earl Stan
                  Jonathan Neil Roger Anthony Ray Thomas Art Don
                  Gates Philip John Warrior Rik Casey Tony Horace
                  Robin Bill Ernie JEDI

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                  • #10
                    "Sometimes I like to bat for the other team."

                    "Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful"

                    Barry, I know 755 is considered the "sexiest record in sports" but now you've gone too far...
                    My top 10 players:

                    1. Babe Ruth
                    2. Barry Bonds
                    3. Ty Cobb
                    4. Ted Williams
                    5. Willie Mays
                    6. Alex Rodriguez
                    7. Hank Aaron
                    8. Honus Wagner
                    9. Lou Gehrig
                    10. Mickey Mantle

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                    • #11
                      "Does anyone else think I need a breast reduction?"
                      "I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it."
                      Carl Yastrzemski

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                      • #12
                        Wow, another side effect of the steroids.
                        Such a pity!

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                        • #13
                          Don't call me fat . . . cause I'm built for comfort!

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                          • #14
                            Today the San Franciso Giants signed the third Williams sister Brenda. Serena and Venus are very proud of her.

                            or

                            After 10 years I'm finnally getting used to San Francisco.

                            Follow me to the Castro district
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                            Lets Go Yankees, Valley Cats, Dutchmen, UT Spartans and ECU Pirates.

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                              Anyone can have a bad hair day!!
                              "A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz." ~Humphrey Bogart

                              No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference. ~Tommy Lasorda

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