What if Barry White was Bonds?

[Elvis]

Would he have used steroids too?

[Captain Cold Nose]

Would he have used steroids too?

I guess you had to get that one in there. h

[runningshoes]

Nah.

He didn't need the juice.

He had that deep voice getting him what he wanted.

[johnny]

Would he have used steroids too?

it would make the national anthem move in ways it never moved before the game...and could you imagine what the seventh inning stretch in chicago would sound like with barry white singing a little 'take me out to the ball game'

[Mattingly]

For the first and only time in MLB history, there would be a ladies-only audience in the stands. No gents allowed, not even those who think they look cool pretending to be Paula Abdul. Hey, Barry, that's you behind that blond wig.

Perhaps Barry Bonds and the Love Unlimited Orchestra could do him some good.

[UnderPressure]

Hahahahahahaha.

[Knick9]

Barry White: Oh baby, baby I took some 'roids today. Baby, baby, I just hit a homerun! I cheated but so what?, I get closer to Ruth's record each day!



Well, maybe he would, too!

[Pine Tar]

He'd be the smoothest swinger in all of baseball.

[johnny]

Barry White: Oh baby, baby I took some 'roids today. Baby, baby, I just hit a homerun! I cheated but so what?, I get closer to Ruth's record each day!



Well, maybe he would, too!

yep, cause the "Ruth" he would be referencing would be a real Babe!

[Go Bravos!!!#1]

Darlin' I Can't Get Enough Of Your 'Roids Baby

Call Congress!!!!

[Mattingly]

Are there any "Weird Al Yankovics" amongst us? Here's the lyrics to "Ecstasy", his big '70s/'80s hit:

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/barrywhitelyrics/itsectsasywhenyoulaynexttomelyrics.html

When we met, it wasn’t quite clear to me
What you had in store was there for only me
Silly, you know you took me by surprise
Then I turned and looked, I saw that message in your eye

There you were, I fell on the floor
The way you move, girl, only made me want you more
I did not know you had me hypnotized
There’s a movement of your body dancin’ in my eyes

I know I had to hold you and make you mine
Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
In ecstasy when you’re layin’ down next to me
Oh, no, no, ecstasy, yeah, when you’re layin’ down next to me

I find it hard for me to concentrate
If I don’t make my move, girl, it might be too late
I’ve got to make sure you don’t get away
After all you done, girl, to make me wanna stay

All my life I’ve been searchin’ for a star
Now my search is over and here we are
Livin’ in ecstasy, yeah, when you lay down next to me, yeah
Here in ecstasy, when you’re layin’ down next to me

I wanna hold you and make you mine
Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
Livin’ in ecstasy, well, when you’re layin’ down next to me
Ooh...ooh...wee, ecstasy, when you’re layin’ here with me, uh-huh

In this ecstasy when you are here with me, yeah
Oh, it’s ecstasy, Lord knows when you’re next to me, yeah

[runningshoes]

Are there any "Weird Al Yankovics" amongst us? Here's the lyrics to "Ecstasy", his big '70s/'80s hit:

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/barrywhitelyrics/itsectsasywhenyoulaynexttomelyrics.html

When we met, it wasn’t quite clear to me
What you had in store was there for only me
Silly, you know you took me by surprise
Then I turned and looked, I saw that message in your eye

There you were, I fell on the floor
The way you move, girl, only made me want you more
I did not know you had me hypnotized
There’s a movement of your body dancin’ in my eyes

I know I had to hold you and make you mine
Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
In ecstasy when you’re layin’ down next to me
Oh, no, no, ecstasy, yeah, when you’re layin’ down next to me

I find it hard for me to concentrate
If I don’t make my move, girl, it might be too late
I’ve got to make sure you don’t get away
After all you done, girl, to make me wanna stay

All my life I’ve been searchin’ for a star
Now my search is over and here we are
Livin’ in ecstasy, yeah, when you lay down next to me, yeah
Here in ecstasy, when you’re layin’ down next to me

I wanna hold you and make you mine
Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
Livin’ in ecstasy, well, when you’re layin’ down next to me
Ooh...ooh...wee, ecstasy, when you’re layin’ here with me, uh-huh

In this ecstasy when you are here with me, yeah
Oh, it’s ecstasy, Lord knows when you’re next to me, yeah

I would have thought you'd have put the kibosh on this thread ages ago.

Softening up in your old age, are ya?

[Elvis]

Barry White: Oh baby, baby I took some 'roids today. Baby, baby, I just hit a homerun! I cheated but so what?, I get closer to Ruth's record each day!



Well, maybe he would, too!

Sounds more Issac Hays to me.

[Mattingly]

I would have thought you'd have put the kibosh on this thread ages ago.

Softening up in your old age, are ya?

If I were to have locked this thread, I'd have also done so with the "Barry/Paula Abdul" thing.

Sometimes I let a few things go through, so long as it's being civil. I just like using my better judgment more than anything else. Kind of like "having a good ear" when listening to music.

It's not like we're all going to discuss all of the finer points of the better players out today, including long, drawn-out analysis from their past 5-10 seasons.

At times, a little fun never hurt anybody.

[runningshoes]

If I were to have locked this thread, I'd have also done so with the "Barry/Paula Abdul" thing.

Sometimes I let a few things go through, so long as it's being civil. I just like using my better judgment more than anything else. Kind of like "having a good ear" when listening to music.

It's not like we're all going to discuss all of the finer points of the better players out today, including long, drawn-out analysis from their past 5-10 seasons.

At times, a little fun never hurt anybody.

I know; I'm just grinding you.