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  • What if Barry White was Bonds?

    Would he have used steroids too?

  • #2
    Originally posted by Elvis9045
    Would he have used steroids too?
    I guess you had to get that one in there. h
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    • #3
      Nah.

      He didn't need the juice.

      He had that deep voice getting him what he wanted.
      "I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it."
      Carl Yastrzemski

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Elvis9045
        Would he have used steroids too?
        it would make the national anthem move in ways it never moved before the game...and could you imagine what the seventh inning stretch in chicago would sound like with barry white singing a little 'take me out to the ball game'
        Johnny
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        • #5
          For the first and only time in MLB history, there would be a ladies-only audience in the stands. No gents allowed, not even those who think they look cool pretending to be Paula Abdul. Hey, Barry, that's you behind that blond wig.

          Perhaps Barry Bonds and the Love Unlimited Orchestra could do him some good.
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          • #6
            Hahahahahahaha.
            Using a stolen chant from Boston Celtics fans whenever an L.A. team is playing up there just reeks of inferiority complex.

            If hitting a baseball is the toughest thing to do in sports, then pitching must be the easiest thing to do in sports.

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            • #7
              Barry White: Oh baby, baby I took some 'roids today. Baby, baby, I just hit a homerun! I cheated but so what?, I get closer to Ruth's record each day!



              Well, maybe he would, too!
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              3) "Stadiums don't move silly, people do."

              4) "Once again you quibble, because it is I who speaks."

              5) Almost anything RuthMayBond says...

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              • #8
                He'd be the smoothest swinger in all of baseball.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Knick9
                  Barry White: Oh baby, baby I took some 'roids today. Baby, baby, I just hit a homerun! I cheated but so what?, I get closer to Ruth's record each day!



                  Well, maybe he would, too!
                  yep, cause the "Ruth" he would be referencing would be a real Babe!

                  Johnny
                  Delusion, Life's Coping Mechanism

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                  • #10
                    Darlin' I Can't Get Enough Of Your 'Roids Baby

                    Call Congress!!!!
                    Simply... TAKING BACK THE EAST IN 2007

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                    • #11
                      Are there any "Weird Al Yankovics" amongst us? Here's the lyrics to "Ecstasy", his big '70s/'80s hit:

                      http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/barr...omelyrics.html
                      When we met, it wasn’t quite clear to me
                      What you had in store was there for only me
                      Silly, you know you took me by surprise
                      Then I turned and looked, I saw that message in your eye

                      There you were, I fell on the floor
                      The way you move, girl, only made me want you more
                      I did not know you had me hypnotized
                      There’s a movement of your body dancin’ in my eyes

                      I know I had to hold you and make you mine
                      Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
                      In ecstasy when you’re layin’ down next to me
                      Oh, no, no, ecstasy, yeah, when you’re layin’ down next to me

                      I find it hard for me to concentrate
                      If I don’t make my move, girl, it might be too late
                      I’ve got to make sure you don’t get away
                      After all you done, girl, to make me wanna stay

                      All my life I’ve been searchin’ for a star
                      Now my search is over and here we are
                      Livin’ in ecstasy, yeah, when you lay down next to me, yeah
                      Here in ecstasy, when you’re layin’ down next to me

                      I wanna hold you and make you mine
                      Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
                      Livin’ in ecstasy, well, when you’re layin’ down next to me
                      Ooh...ooh...wee, ecstasy, when you’re layin’ here with me, uh-huh

                      In this ecstasy when you are here with me, yeah
                      Oh, it’s ecstasy, Lord knows when you’re next to me, yeah
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                      Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mattingly
                        Are there any "Weird Al Yankovics" amongst us? Here's the lyrics to "Ecstasy", his big '70s/'80s hit:

                        http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/barr...omelyrics.html
                        When we met, it wasn’t quite clear to me
                        What you had in store was there for only me
                        Silly, you know you took me by surprise
                        Then I turned and looked, I saw that message in your eye

                        There you were, I fell on the floor
                        The way you move, girl, only made me want you more
                        I did not know you had me hypnotized
                        There’s a movement of your body dancin’ in my eyes

                        I know I had to hold you and make you mine
                        Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
                        In ecstasy when you’re layin’ down next to me
                        Oh, no, no, ecstasy, yeah, when you’re layin’ down next to me

                        I find it hard for me to concentrate
                        If I don’t make my move, girl, it might be too late
                        I’ve got to make sure you don’t get away
                        After all you done, girl, to make me wanna stay

                        All my life I’ve been searchin’ for a star
                        Now my search is over and here we are
                        Livin’ in ecstasy, yeah, when you lay down next to me, yeah
                        Here in ecstasy, when you’re layin’ down next to me

                        I wanna hold you and make you mine
                        Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
                        Livin’ in ecstasy, well, when you’re layin’ down next to me
                        Ooh...ooh...wee, ecstasy, when you’re layin’ here with me, uh-huh

                        In this ecstasy when you are here with me, yeah
                        Oh, it’s ecstasy, Lord knows when you’re next to me, yeah
                        I would have thought you'd have put the kibosh on this thread ages ago.

                        Softening up in your old age, are ya?
                        "I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it."
                        Carl Yastrzemski

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Knick9
                          Barry White: Oh baby, baby I took some 'roids today. Baby, baby, I just hit a homerun! I cheated but so what?, I get closer to Ruth's record each day!



                          Well, maybe he would, too!
                          Sounds more Issac Hays to me.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by runningshoes53
                            I would have thought you'd have put the kibosh on this thread ages ago.

                            Softening up in your old age, are ya?
                            If I were to have locked this thread, I'd have also done so with the "Barry/Paula Abdul" thing.

                            Sometimes I let a few things go through, so long as it's being civil. I just like using my better judgment more than anything else. Kind of like "having a good ear" when listening to music.

                            It's not like we're all going to discuss all of the finer points of the better players out today, including long, drawn-out analysis from their past 5-10 seasons.

                            At times, a little fun never hurt anybody.
                            Please read Baseball Fever Policy and Forum FAQ before posting. 2007-11 CBA
                            Rest very peacefully, John “Buck” O'Neil (1911-2006) & Philip Francis “Scooter” Rizzuto (1917-2007)
                            THE BROOKLYN DODGERS - 1890 thru 1957
                            Montreal Expos 1969 - 2004

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Mattingly
                              If I were to have locked this thread, I'd have also done so with the "Barry/Paula Abdul" thing.

                              Sometimes I let a few things go through, so long as it's being civil. I just like using my better judgment more than anything else. Kind of like "having a good ear" when listening to music.

                              It's not like we're all going to discuss all of the finer points of the better players out today, including long, drawn-out analysis from their past 5-10 seasons.

                              At times, a little fun never hurt anybody.
                              I know; I'm just grinding you.
                              "I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it."
                              Carl Yastrzemski

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