The $3 Million Prostitute

[CooperstownKid]

What kind of prostitute does $3 million buy? Well, if you're Denny Neagle, it buys a prostitute who looks like Alice Cooper's twin sister. You'll see what I mean. Check this out -- http://cooperstownkid.blogspot.com/2...rostitute.html

[Mattingly]

While I'm not too crazy about the thread title, I can't help but wonder aloud, "What was Denny thinking?"

Some guys just never learn, do they?

[MetsFan11368]

For $40.00, he could have done a lot better than that.

[efin98]

I still can't believe he was thrown out by the Rockies for that.

Who hasn't made such dumb decisions at some point in their lives!

[Honus Wagner Rules]

What kind of prostitute does $3 million buy? Well, if you're Denny Neagle, it buys a prostitute who looks like Alice Cooper's twin sister. You'll see what I mean. Check this out -- http://cooperstownkid.blogspot.com/2...rostitute.html

Has the quality of ballplayers gone down so much that they now have to pay for chicks? I bet the Babe didn't have to pay for chicks. Hey, Sultan can you confirm that for us. That "lady" is so

[abacab]

Hey, if the man wants to spend millions of dollars on mannish hookers, who are we to judge him?

[Honus Wagner Rules]

Hey, if the man wants to spend millions of dollars on mannish hookers, who are we to judge him?

I though ballplayers could get chicks for free.

[abacab]

I though ballplayers could get chicks for free.

Well, technically, he's not a ballplayer anymore. Maybe most of the baseball groupies are out of his league now *BA-DUM-CHING!*

[Elvis]

What was Neagle doing with Marylin Manson's older brother?

[Shoeless]

Hey! That's my sister you're talking about!!

[abacab]

Denny Neagle is your sister? That explains a lot...

[tonjes]

I still can't believe he was thrown out by the Rockies for that.

the real crime is how much money neagle conned the rockies into giving him in the first place...

for the record, this jill russell might as well be named russell jill. she's a he... (i swear to god i'm not making that up in an attempt to be funny. it's very true. i remember hearing that and being horrified when this first happened.)

[Gashouse6]

I that he/she a friend of Denny's grandparents. She looks about that age.

[runningshoes]

Maybe she, or he, for that matter, was well steeped in the finer art of the act.

[Ubiquitous]

Denny got ripped off, $40? Man if he was in AC it would cost him $7 and two cigarettes.