The NFL season begins today [well, ok it began Thursday night] and for those of us who love both sports, it's truly the best time of the year, for the next couple of months, as we go into MLB post-season and all of a sudden every game becomes crucial, and of course we have plenty of great football, NFL, college and High school. I thought I would list things that are better about baseball than football and vice-versa, would like to see some others. For the record, virtually all of my baseball rooting interest is confined to watching the Cardinals, while in football, I am more of a fan of the sport and usually have several teams I find myself rooting for. [I'll start in the NFL this year with the Packers in the NFC and KC in the AFC]
Baseball is better than Football because:
baseball season means spring's here, summer's coming. Football means winter is around the corner. [stole that from Tom Boswell]
baseball stats are much more interesting and can be placed in greater historical perspective. football has changed rather radically over the years, plus the NFL schedule has jumped from 12 games to 16.
baseball is played by men with normal physical proportions. Virtually all NFL and major college lineman are 300 lb. behomeths.
generally, baseball is better to watch in person. the crowds are more civilized than football spectators, some of who use a game as an excuse to see how much they can drink, while dressing up like it's Halloween and generally making fools of themselves.
I'd still go for the WS being better than the Super Bowl. Baseball has the LCS, and then the WS begins a couple of days later and has 7 games played in a 9 day period [if it goes 7] The NFL has the title games, then we have 2 weeks to sit around and wait and listen to media hype for 2 weeks about the SB.
Because much of baseball is played in warm weather, especially here in St. Louis, the females tend to be exposing more parts of their anatomy.
Beer is better sitting out at a hot bb game than at a freezing football game.
baseball telecasts don't have dunces like the "sideline reporters" who breathlessly tell you that so and so has turf toe, but is expected to return. Or the quick interview with the coach at halftime, "Coach, what are you going to tell your team?" "Well, Susie, I'm gonna tell them we need to cut down on the mistakes and keep up our intensity, we can get right back in this one"
Football is better than baseball because:
Football is just so much better to watch on tv.
Football is much more fun to bet on, with point spreads, over-under, etc.
Is there anything much better than to gaze at than a line of long-legged, luscious cheerleaders?
Is there anything better than USC cheerleaders?
College football is so much better than college baseball.
Friday night high school football is a wonderful part of Americana.
Monday Night football.
Saturday night college football, with a great matchup [like OSU & UT, last night]
Overtime in football is better than extra innings in baseball, which tends to be tedious.
Sitting in my basement on a late fall or winter saturday or sunday afternoon, a couple of games on the tube to switch back and forth, an adult beverage of choice, a cigar, and the fireplace going. Don't watch many bb games with the fireplace on.
Sitting in my basement, with the fireplace going, a drink, a cigar and watching football being played in the snow or a rain.
I got some more, but I gotta get going, going to go watch the Cards & Mets at Busch, then come home and watch the Rams-49ers, then the Colts & Ravens tonite.
Baseball is better than Football because:
baseball season means spring's here, summer's coming. Football means winter is around the corner. [stole that from Tom Boswell]
baseball stats are much more interesting and can be placed in greater historical perspective. football has changed rather radically over the years, plus the NFL schedule has jumped from 12 games to 16.
baseball is played by men with normal physical proportions. Virtually all NFL and major college lineman are 300 lb. behomeths.
generally, baseball is better to watch in person. the crowds are more civilized than football spectators, some of who use a game as an excuse to see how much they can drink, while dressing up like it's Halloween and generally making fools of themselves.
I'd still go for the WS being better than the Super Bowl. Baseball has the LCS, and then the WS begins a couple of days later and has 7 games played in a 9 day period [if it goes 7] The NFL has the title games, then we have 2 weeks to sit around and wait and listen to media hype for 2 weeks about the SB.
Because much of baseball is played in warm weather, especially here in St. Louis, the females tend to be exposing more parts of their anatomy.
Beer is better sitting out at a hot bb game than at a freezing football game.
baseball telecasts don't have dunces like the "sideline reporters" who breathlessly tell you that so and so has turf toe, but is expected to return. Or the quick interview with the coach at halftime, "Coach, what are you going to tell your team?" "Well, Susie, I'm gonna tell them we need to cut down on the mistakes and keep up our intensity, we can get right back in this one"
Football is better than baseball because:
Football is just so much better to watch on tv.
Football is much more fun to bet on, with point spreads, over-under, etc.
Is there anything much better than to gaze at than a line of long-legged, luscious cheerleaders?
Is there anything better than USC cheerleaders?
College football is so much better than college baseball.
Friday night high school football is a wonderful part of Americana.
Monday Night football.
Saturday night college football, with a great matchup [like OSU & UT, last night]
Overtime in football is better than extra innings in baseball, which tends to be tedious.
Sitting in my basement on a late fall or winter saturday or sunday afternoon, a couple of games on the tube to switch back and forth, an adult beverage of choice, a cigar, and the fireplace going. Don't watch many bb games with the fireplace on.
Sitting in my basement, with the fireplace going, a drink, a cigar and watching football being played in the snow or a rain.
I got some more, but I gotta get going, going to go watch the Cards & Mets at Busch, then come home and watch the Rams-49ers, then the Colts & Ravens tonite.



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