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  • WHAT?!?! Barry Bonds Signs with the Chicago Cubs!! Ugh!

    In a stunning turn of events, the Cubs finally found the left handed bat with a high on base percentage they were looking for. The Cubs have signed Home Run King Barry Bonds to a 2 year deal worth approximately 24.5 Million. He can raise the total amount of his contract to a cool 32 Million in incentives. Lou Pinella was very surprised with this development. He believes this puts the Cubs over the top. He plans on shifting Alfonso Soriano to Right Field, Kosuke Fukudome to Center Field, and Barry Bonds will take over Left Field. There has also been talk of Bonds batting lead off because of his great ability to get on base. Read on to see what Bonds thinks of this recent, astonishing move.

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    Last edited by RBi; 04-02-2008, 04:54 AM.
    BELIEVE

  • #2
    What day is today again?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by spark240 View Post
      What day is today again?
      Tuesday...
      BELIEVE

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      • #4
        Originally posted by RBi View Post
        Tuesday...
        Yup, which just so happens to be the 1st of April :cap:

        You got me there for a second
        LETS GO YANKEES!

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        • #5
          Everybody is getting into this act of a April Fool joke. I've seen this somewhere else too. Now tell me do you really want Cheater Bonds with the CUBS? We have a fine enough team as it is. Thank you very much. Big deal we lost the first game. There is a whole lot more baseball left to play and Fukudome will be Great with the Cubs, wait and see.
          GO CUBS!!!!
          We won't be late in 2008:gt
          With a WORLD SERIES IN CHICAGO.

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          • #6
            Our local (Chicago) National Public Radio station reported that the Chicago Cubs had actually won the 1945 World Series because it was determined by the league that Detroit used a player that shouldn't have been on the roster. It was a nicely produced scam, including interviews.

            I admit, I fell for it. It was early and I just got up!

            If you have Google Mail, there is an April Fool that claims you have a new feature in your mail - the ability to control the time your email is sent.
            Last edited by nightotter; 04-01-2008, 06:16 PM.

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            • #7
              Link to the press conference:
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

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              • #8
                hahah, they got me for a second there.

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                • #9
                  Not even close to the best I've heard today. Here's the money one: NASA reports finding water on Mars: http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504...nMars2_gcc.jpg
                  Senior Editor/Featured Writer for Home Of The Chiefs

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                  • #10
                    I am glad I read the whole thread. I actually thought it was real for all of about 2 seconds.

                    Welcome back ARod. Hope you are a Yankee forever.
                    Phil Rizzuto-a Yankee forever.

                    Holy Cow

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                    • #11
                      Oh, and I heard the owners of the buildings on Sheffield have agreed to sell their properties to the city, who will convert them into low-income housing.
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                      What's THAT guy doing?
                      - one of the YES Network broadcasters, after the camera cut to me doing the thumbs-down after Todd Frazier's home run

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