Jordany Valdespin has agreed to a contract with the Long Island Ducks of the independent Atlantic League.
Valdespin last appeared in a major league game in 2015 with the Marlins. He was suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball in 2013 as part of the Biogenesis scandal. The 30-year-old utilityman was a .216/.271/.369 career hitter at the big league level.

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