The Phillies Barstool

[ed hardiman]

Welcome to the thread all topics welcome.
On the Phillies Barstool you've had one too many and liable to say anything.

Two drink minimum no cover.

Now featuring CBP Quality, Service & Pricing at our newly refurbished:

Sil Campusano's .202 Club

2005 marks the 15th anniversary of Sil's first year of excellence with those Fightin' Phils. To celebrate this auspicious occasion we've named a limited time only small nacho platter in Sil's honor, bon appetit.


Beers on Tap:

Ballantines

medium 3 oz. plastic cup (warm) $4.95 (cold)* $6.95
large 4 oz. plastic cup (warm) $5.95 (cold)* $7.95
Premium 5 oz. plastic cup with logo (warm) $9.95 (cold)* $11.95

*lukewarm

Food:

Soft Pretzels:

"The Von Hayes" (stale-no salt) $3.95
"The Nick Leyva" (soggy-salt) $5.95
"The Juan Bell" (soggy-stale-salt-mustard) $9.95

Hot Dogs:

"The Scott Rolen" (2002 leftover hot dog on moldy bun-ants extra) .25
"The Andy Ashby" (so rancid you'll give us the finger after you eat it) $4.95
"The Ugueth Urbina" (hot dog doused in lighter fluid, set on fire, cut with a machete) $ market price

Bonus Special: "The Androctus" a smattering of Starvin Marvin Freeman Fries, a Chad Ogea 2% cola (also known as a 6-12 Fizz) float topped with Randy Ready-Whip served in a commemorative dixie cup: $9.99

The Phillies Barstool Rosterdamus Award:

Besting a field of one with the grace of Ron Jones Chasing Down a Fly Ball at Shea Stadium
Androctus, the Pride of Pennsville, NJ. is the 2006 Rosterdamus.

[ed hardiman]

the Phillies announced a new offseason show, "Behind the Pinstripes: A Phillies Magazine." The 30-minute show will premiere Nov. 26 at 1:30 p.m. ET on CBS3 then air again on UPN57 on Dec. 3 at 7:30 p.m.

"It's a way for us to extend the baseball season in the winter months," said Scott Palmer, a veteran broadcaster who will serve as the show's host. "This is our chance to connect with the fans and carry the season on through the winter months.

The Phillies make a right decision. Must be the law of averages.

[ed hardiman]

A round of Ballantines on me the Phillies have done the second right thing in two days manning up and shipping Thome out for actual non-damaged goods with an upside, "belch"

[Mr. Met]

I'll take an "Ugie" and a 4 oz. if you don't mind an out-of-towner sittin' in.

I think you guys made pretty good out of the Thome situation today.

[ed hardiman]

I'll take an "Ugie" and a 4 oz. if you don't mind an out-of-towner sittin' in.

I think you guys made pretty good out of the Thome situation today.

Coming right up today all Ugie's come with a complimentary slice of faux pickle. The physical is worrisome...

[ed hardiman]

I dreamed the biggest turkey of them all lost the Phillies in a game of strip poker with Janet Reno and she sold the team to me for $1. Must be that fifteenth helping of turkey giblets 'n gravy...

[Androctus]

Don't forget to add the special: Freeman Fries, a glass of Ogea and a float topped with Randy Ready-Whip.

[ed hardiman]

After drinking a dusty case of Reading Pure Premium in honor of Thome's passing the physical I got kinda weepy and listened to my audio book of Pete Rose's "My Prison Without Bars" till I puked and passed out...

[ed hardiman]

What if they had a Phillies forum and nobody posted?

[runningshoes]

Ed

I'm off work in 10 minutes.

I might drop by.

What's the special today?

[ed hardiman]

Toadys special:

The "Reggie Taylor"

.091 ounces of black angus substitute grilled to perfection and served on the least stale roll available (complimentary condiment available for extra charge) but you have to be patient when you order the Reggie it may take a while to get to your table.

Regularly $8.99
Today only $7.89

In the Sil Campusano .202 Club Crystal Lounge:

The jazz stylings of the Howard Battle Trio.

[BasesLoaded]

Hey Ed. How about a 5 oz. and a Von Hayes to wash down this Wagner deal.

Jose Mesa anyone?

[johncap]

Toadys special:

The "Reggie Taylor"

.091 ounces of black angus substitute grilled to perfection and served on the least stale roll available (complimentary condiment available for extra charge) but you have to be patient when you order the Reggie it may take a while to get to your table.

Regularly $8.99
Today only $7.89

In the Sil Campusano .202 Club Crystal Lounge:

The jazz stylings of the Howard Battle Trio.

Sorry to correct you but it's the "Reggie "Elliot Ness" Taylor" as virtually ALL prospects were untouchables in the Wade era. Wow, did I just type "Wade era"?

[Ed Wade is God]

Toadys special:

The "Reggie Taylor"

.091 ounces of black angus substitute grilled to perfection and served on the least stale roll available (complimentary condiment available for extra charge) but you have to be patient when you order the Reggie it may take a while to get to your table.

Regularly $8.99
Today only $7.89

In the Sil Campusano .202 Club Crystal Lounge:

The jazz stylings of the Howard Battle Trio.

Ed, you're so clever. I love it. But it's going to take about 16-25 5 ouncers to wash down the lost of Wagner.

[Mr. Met]

Ok, I got this round. And a big platter of Monday Morandini's for the gents. No hard feelings about Billy W. eh? I'm a little self-conscious about the money being tossed around. I'm hoping it doesn't end up like the Vaughn/Alomar/Burnitz 'experiment' a couple years back. h