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  • Androctus
    started a topic The Rats are Jumping Ship!

    The Rats are Jumping Ship!

    Arbuckle deperately trying to be GM....somewhere else.

    Says Arbuckle "my tenure here in Philyy has taught me a great many things, most importantly, what not to do as a general manager."

  • Androctus
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    Originally posted by ed hardiman
    At no point in the recorded history of Western Civilization has a rat sunk as low as Bill Giles even at the height of the Black Plague when rats were duped by bubonic infested fleas who swore they were goodwill ambassadors...
    What about the guy who invented income tax?

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  • ed hardiman
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    Impugning the honor of rats everywhere by your putative implication they play any role in the Phillies organization is highly offensive.
    As spokespeopleperson for RAP2, (Rats Are People Too), I strongly protest your stereotype that rats are less than desirable beady-eyed, furtive, rodents intent on spreading disease.
    When in fact they are merely attractive-handi-capable eye-sized challenged, recalcitrant, fur bearing quadripeds of diminished stature.
    At no point in the recorded history of Western Civilization has a rat sunk as low as Bill Giles even at the height of the Black Plague when rats were duped by bubonic infested fleas who swore they were goodwill ambassadors...

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  • donzblock
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    The rats are not jumping; the rats are remaining.

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