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  • Philles Sign Benson

    According to The Bergan Record, the Phillies signed Kris Benson to a Minor League deal

  • #2
    He should be better than Adam Eaton and IIRC he throws a better two-seam fastball for groundouts, but with that being said...enjoy Anna Benson!
    "They put me in the Hall of Fame? They must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel!"
    -Eppa Rixey, upon learning of his induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

    Motafy (MO-ta-fy) vt. -fied, -fying 1. For a pitcher to melt down in a big game situation; to become like Guillermo Mota. 2. The transformation of a good pitcher into one of Guillermo Mota's caliber.

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    • #3
      Not even a drop in the bucket.

      Hey, Pat Gillick! You're report card's here. F!

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      • #4
        have fun with Anna Benson
        Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.

        -Lou Brock-

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        • #5
          Anna Benson was actually on MTV2 one day, something like the 3 keys to success.

          1. Rich Husband.
          2. No Maxouts on credit cards.
          3. Be a b**** about things.

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          • #6
            I knew those damn Phils would do something to counter our Santana move.

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            • #7
              Are there any more Eppas out there ?

              To Dalkowski 110:

              Great quote from Eppa Rixey: We could use a few (actually a lot) more players today like Rixey, who are honest, who are not constant self-promoters, and whose Egos are not bigger than the state of Texas.

              Of course there's Derek Jeter, who doesn't promote himself so much as he constantly promotes the Yankees and their chances of winning the next World Series - Much to the Disgust of Yankees-Haters, like Myself!

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              • #8
                Benson

                Hopefully he'll do good. But having Anna Benson is probably the better part of the signing.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by whoisonit View Post
                  I knew those damn Phils would do something to counter our Santana move.
                  haha benson doesnt even compare to santana
                  Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.

                  -Lou Brock-

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by philphan93 View Post
                    Hopefully he'll do good. But having Anna Benson is probably the better part of the signing.
                    How is that good?

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                    • #11
                      "To Dalkowski 110:

                      Great quote from Eppa Rixey: We could use a few (actually a lot) more players today like Rixey, who are honest, who are not constant self-promoters, and whose Egos are not bigger than the state of Texas."

                      Thanks and I agree. My great grandfather saw Eppa really early in his career and either saw him throw a shutout or throw a complete game where he only gave up one run. Either way, he was impressed enough to keep following him. He followed his stats until his career was over. Even though I come from a tradition of first New York Giants and then New York Mets fans, we've always had a soft spot in our hearts for old Eppa Jeptha.
                      "They put me in the Hall of Fame? They must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel!"
                      -Eppa Rixey, upon learning of his induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

                      Motafy (MO-ta-fy) vt. -fied, -fying 1. For a pitcher to melt down in a big game situation; to become like Guillermo Mota. 2. The transformation of a good pitcher into one of Guillermo Mota's caliber.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by NJMetfan4life View Post
                        How is that good?
                        What's wrong with Anna Benson ? She was one of the few interesting and amusing people during an outherwise dull and depresing period for the organization. I hope she gets pissed off and sleeps with Charley Manual.

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                        • #13
                          "What's wrong with Anna Benson ?"

                          To ask this, you must have absolutely no taste in women whatsoever.
                          "They put me in the Hall of Fame? They must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel!"
                          -Eppa Rixey, upon learning of his induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

                          Motafy (MO-ta-fy) vt. -fied, -fying 1. For a pitcher to melt down in a big game situation; to become like Guillermo Mota. 2. The transformation of a good pitcher into one of Guillermo Mota's caliber.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dalkowski110 View Post
                            "What's wrong with Anna Benson ?"

                            To ask this, you must have absolutely no taste in women whatsoever.
                            Thats why I'm sticking to baseball blogging for a while.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by whoisonit View Post
                              What's wrong with Anna Benson ? She was one of the few interesting and amusing people during an outherwise dull and depresing period for the organization. I hope she gets pissed off and sleeps with Charley Manual.
                              I hope she gets mad and sleeps with me.

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