Power Lineup

[Judway]

The Phillies have three MVP candidates in the infield. Will anyone dispute this? Does anyone have the fervid fervor to fester a feud?

[Mr. Met]

No. You win this one. Next subject.

[donzblock]

The Phillies have three MVP candidates in the infield. Will anyone dispute this? Does anyone have the fervid fervor to fester a feud?

Once again, Judway has hit the nail on the head, and once again it is his own. Perhaps Judway will be kind enough to reveal how many MVP candidates the Phillies have in their front office? And can Judway reveal what the results of Charlie Manuel's IQ test were? And can anyone dispute that the Phillies did not win the world championship last year? And would anybody like to "fester a feud" about the number of world championships the Phillies have won in their 125 glorious years of existence? And would anybody like to fester a festival to honor the fetid Phillies' 10,000 losses, a figure no other franchise in the history of Earth can even approach?